So, I do not normally post these blogs in such rapid succession . . . but this TOOL completely deserved to get his moment in the spotlight.
Here’s the scenario . . . we have been exchanging casual emails for a couple of weeks now and his ‘office’ was allegedly closed today, so we had more of an opportunity to communicate. Yeah . . . that wasn’t a good thing. I am not going to post the entire conversation, but I behaved in my emails to him the way that I normally do. I am relatively honest, but kept things casual – especially in light of the fact that he has posted very prominently in his profile that he wants to become friends before progressing to anything else. I am completely respectful of that . . . but it does make me a little bit leery of his actual status and intentions. Most guys are not looking for friends on a dating site . . . and if they say they are, they are probably lying. This guy was . . .
Here is my disclaimer before you read this:
1. I love people that have tattoos and I am not judgemental of them. But, piss me off and see what I have to say to you.
2. I have loads of friends that are single parents and I do not judge them, nor consider their children born out of wedlock to be bastards. But if you show disregard for your child, I will . . . and will not be quiet about it.
3. I do not consider anyone stupid or uneducated until they prove that to me through their words or actions.
Now that I have made my disclaimer, check out the email chain from my loser of the day!
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From: PhillyPflunkie
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 10:35 am
Subject: You have a beautiful smile
I just wanted to let you know that. And I was a boy scout, so you know I am only speaking the truth.
***
From: Jenny
To: PhillyPflunkie
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 10:45 am
Subject: Re: You have a beautiful smile
That is kind of you to say . . .
As a Boy Scout, did you have to take some sort of oath that would ensure that you are unable to lie?
***
From: PhillyPflunkie
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 10:55 am
Subject: You have a beautiful smile
So, wassup?
***
From: Jenny
To: PhillyPflunkie
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:02 am
Subject: Re: You have a beautiful smile
Nothing profound . . . I shoveled out my car earlier and am now making chili for dinner later. What are you up to?
***
From: PhillyPflunkie
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:05 am
Subject: You have a beautiful smile
lol if you wanna know something ask .... you know what it is talking about yourself ~
***
From: Jenny
To: PhillyPflunkie
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:08 am
Subject: Re: You have a beautiful smile
Mmm . . . okay . . . I thought I asked a question there. So, why don’t you tell me what it is you do for a living. Your profile was non-specific about it.
***
From: PhillyPflunkie
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:11 am
Subject: You have a beautiful smile
Yes upon request , lol . Well I work in an office and I take care of myself
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From: Jenny
To: PhillyPflunkie
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:13 am
Subject: Re: You have a beautiful smile
Ah . . . okay . . . still non-specific. Not really an answer at all.
***
From: PhillyPflunkie
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:15 am
Subject: You have a beautiful smile
Why don’t you just call me and we can get specific.
Are you down to earth ... we are typing but i sense a bit of ...well uppityness lol
Sorry im upfront and blunt no reason to think it and not say it ...right?
***
From: Jenny
To: PhillyPflunkie
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:17 am
Subject: Re: You have a beautiful smile
I am a down to earth type of person. I'm not sure why you would think I am uppity . . . I know who and what I am and don't make apologies for it. If you think I am arrogant because I am conservative then that is up to you to decide. It won't change who I am.
***
From: PhillyPflunkie
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:22 am
Subject: You have a beautiful smile
LOL it is not what your saying but how your saying ... who asked to change you , lol , i dont kno why ur saying that ... you seem uptight also i guess . Down to earth to me is being able to enjoy one anothers convos and be able to talk about anything ~
***
From: Jenny
To: PhillyPflunkie
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:24 am
Subject: Re: You have a beautiful smile
You are entitled to your perception . . . I thought we were having a relatively open dialogue.
***
From: PhillyPflunkie
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:28 am
Subject: You have a beautiful smile
Dialogue?? Yes I know the meaning but who uses it really?? Look I dont think we are a match plus I think your lying about ur age , lol .
uppity , snobby , w/e you call it ....its there loosen up and have fun sweets ~
***
From: Jenny
To: PhillyPflunkie
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:32 am
Subject: Re: You have a beautiful smile
You think I am lying about my age? How old do you think I am?
Very odd . . . but I'll take being snobby I guess. Apparently being educated is a bad thing in your world.
And no one lies about being 35. That's ridiculous!
***
From: PhillyPflunkie
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:38 am
Subject: You have a beautiful smile
My "world"?
So I have no education and you exceed my level ?? Would never happen.
you look older, much, much older~
***
From: Jenny
To: PhillyPflunkie
Date: Dec. 27, 2010 – 11:50 am
Subject: Re: You have a beautiful smile
Wow . . . you are very angry for a middle-aged white man, now aren’t you? You went from zero to sixty in about ten seconds flat there.
Let me enlighten you about a few things before I release you to the universe and block your disgusting ass from contacting me again. Maybe, just maybe, you will learn something and not be a complete TOOL the next time you contact a woman on this site.
1) If you will not even explain what you do for a job, it makes women think you do not have one. No one was asking you for the name of the company you work for, just the nature of it. Get a grip on yourself . . . you know you are unemployed and living with your mommy. And your ‘office’ is your basement bedroom. Oh! And since you allegedly live in King of Prussia, I am sure your office was not closed. We only got about six inches of snow. Janker!
2) The topic of your daughter is “off-limits” according to you, yet you have her picture posted on your dating profile. What an ass you are! If you do not want people to ask about her, take down the damn picture. Fool!
3) You are single, not divorced, and you were very specific about that at several points in your profile. Just something to consider . . . by doing so, you are announcing to the world (repeatedly) that your child is a bastard . . . and that you are too. You clearly have no concept of birth control or at least did not have the decency to marry her mother (who you are not very complimentary of in your profile). Yet, you still think you are some sort of God. Well, let me enlighten you that you are not. Being able to create a child and bring them into the world doesn’t make you anything other than a careless jerk. And if you aren’t happy with the woman that is your child’s mother, it is your own damn fault for having sex with her to begin with. That also should remind you of what a fool you are.
4) Your tattoos are not sexy. Only a deviant would find them so and I find it next to impossible to believe that you could work in any ‘office’ with tattoos on your face, neck and with full sleeves. Step away from the crack pipe and get a grip on reality. If you were smarter (which clearly you are not), you would pass yourself off as a construction worker. That is about the only work you could do in Pennsylvania looking that way. Because, in case you missed it, we are a very conservative state . . . all about professionalism. That star tattoo on your face makes you look like the jack donkey that you are.
5) Age . . . a very sensitive issue for women. Luckily, I know I look damn good for my age, so I am completely unconcerned with your opinion. Especially in light of the fact that you did such horrible damage to your own appearance with the tattoos, tanning, and what appears to be a lifetime of smoking – if the wrinkles on your alleged 37 year old face are anything to go by. I have seen smaller grooves in the Grand Canyon! Look in the mirror before casting dispersions on others.
6) Last, but certainly not least, you know you are uneducated. Let’s not try to kid one another here . . . you have nothing to offer anyone. You are a single father, a tattooed freak, and abusive to women. If I seem “uppity” to you, it is because you are so far beneath me on every single level, that you could never do anything but look up to me. And I am down with being snobby. It protects me from the dregs of society – people like you. Clearly, you struck a wrong note with me . . . and I am sure you will continue to do so with every woman you come into contact with. Know what I recommend? Sterilization . . . isolation . . . and education. Three things for you to work on. Get to it . . .
I’m off now . . . I wish you the very worst! Miserable New Year!!!
Jenny
P.S. You have been blocked from contacting me . . . don’t waste your precious brain cells trying to respond.
Monday, December 27, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXXIV
Ha ha ha ha ha . . . boy was I having a bad day when I emailed this janker! But, he did deserve it . . .
This jackoff was from the dating site that I have a profile on. The site has been good (overall), but these crackheads squeak through with frightening regularity.
So, be warned that the message contains some level of inflammatory comments, including foul language, politically incorrect references to mentally challenged individuals, and attacks on the residents of New Jersey. Please don’t think that I dislike all people in Jersey . . . just those that act like the cast of Jersey Shore. My favorite guy at the moment happens to be from New Jersey and he is nothing like those meatheads!
Enjoy!!! And I did block him . . . you know I had to. Boy did I poke that bear! ;)
***
From: NJ_Ugly_Guy
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 8:34 pm
Subject: Hi
Hi
***
From: Jenny
To: NJ_Ugly_Guy
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 9:02 pm
Subject: Hi
Hello . . . thanks for your message. How goes it?
I checked out your profile and you seem to be rather varied in your interests. Can I ask what captured your attention about my profile?
***
From: NJ_Ugly_Guy
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 9:14 pm
Subject: tony
it goes good... call me now 609 647 1**5
***
From: Jenny
To: NJ_Ugly_Guy
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 9:40 pm
Subject: tony
I don't really call people before getting to know them online...I am conservative like that. Did you see my second question in the initial email? I did notice that you mentioned you are always drawn towards older women - of which I am not one since you are five years older than I am. I am interested to know . . .
***
From: NJ_Ugly_Guy
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 9:54 pm
Subject: tony
u seem like a total fuckin bitch
***
From: Jenny
To: NJ_Ugly_Guy
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 10:15 pm
Subject: tony
Oh lovely . . . Prince Charming is alive and now residing in New Jersey!! Clearly you are as you initially appeared to be – nothing but Jersey trash!
So, in an effort to do you a public service, let me bring a few items to your attention. And don’t worry, I will use common language . . . I know Neanderthal’s do not have a big vocabulary.
1) If you advertise yourself as someone that is solely interested in older women, why are you contacting women younger than you? Or did you not even take the time to check the age listed on my profile? Regardless, the fact that you are into cougars shows that you have serious ‘mommy’ issues that neither I, nor any woman with cognitive powers, would be interested in dealing with. I am sure though that there is a 65 year old woman out there just waiting for you to verbally thrash her. Maybe she can hit you with her cane!
2) If you are really interested in getting to know someone, read the emails that they send back to you. And, braniac, if they ask you a question . . . answer it! What a novel concept! I am not a whore, so I am not going to call you after two one line emails. What would that accomplish? Giving you an opportunity to abuse your two inches of screaming thunder? I don’t think so . . . I am sure there are hookers standing on the corner outside of your Jersey home that can help you out with that for ten dollars.
2) Jersey Shore isn’t looking for additional cast mates. You need to ditch the spray tan, puffy hair, wifebeater, and gold chains. You are 39 years old . . . you look like a retard! And I KNOW that I am not the only one that has told you that. Maybe, just maybe, you should consider a makeover! You are mentally challenged, so maybe a department store out there could hook you up. I have a friend at the Goodwill that I could put you in touch with. What they come up with couldn’t be any worse than the look you are rocking now!
3) NJ Cute Guy? Really? Who told you that? Your momma? Because she is the only one that would find your appearance in any way cute . . . so if you are trying to own the ‘GTL’, I would recommend that you spend a little more time in the gym so that you can get rid of the beer gut. And, clearly, you need to spend considerably little less time in the tanning booth. Oompa-Loompa’s have nothing on you! Freaking orange trash nightmare that you are! Laundry? Yeah . . . the stain on your collar in your picture just validates that you are a filthy pig.
4) Don’t give out your telephone number to women that you are going to verbally abuse! That just shows your complete inability to plan ahead. Now, what should I do with that number? Hmmm hmmm . . . guess you will find out when your phone blows up with calls related to this email (because you have now earned yourself a spot in my Hall of Shame blog series). I will be featuring you! What a great honor for a Jersey boy!
Now that I have shared my wisdom with you, I would suggest that you head out and change your cell phone number . . . because you have no idea the beast you awakened with your foul response to me.
Burn in hell!
~Jenny~
This jackoff was from the dating site that I have a profile on. The site has been good (overall), but these crackheads squeak through with frightening regularity.
So, be warned that the message contains some level of inflammatory comments, including foul language, politically incorrect references to mentally challenged individuals, and attacks on the residents of New Jersey. Please don’t think that I dislike all people in Jersey . . . just those that act like the cast of Jersey Shore. My favorite guy at the moment happens to be from New Jersey and he is nothing like those meatheads!
Enjoy!!! And I did block him . . . you know I had to. Boy did I poke that bear! ;)
***
From: NJ_Ugly_Guy
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 8:34 pm
Subject: Hi
Hi
***
From: Jenny
To: NJ_Ugly_Guy
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 9:02 pm
Subject: Hi
Hello . . . thanks for your message. How goes it?
I checked out your profile and you seem to be rather varied in your interests. Can I ask what captured your attention about my profile?
***
From: NJ_Ugly_Guy
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 9:14 pm
Subject: tony
it goes good... call me now 609 647 1**5
***
From: Jenny
To: NJ_Ugly_Guy
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 9:40 pm
Subject: tony
I don't really call people before getting to know them online...I am conservative like that. Did you see my second question in the initial email? I did notice that you mentioned you are always drawn towards older women - of which I am not one since you are five years older than I am. I am interested to know . . .
***
From: NJ_Ugly_Guy
To: Jenny
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 9:54 pm
Subject: tony
u seem like a total fuckin bitch
***
From: Jenny
To: NJ_Ugly_Guy
Date: Dec. 14, 2010 – 10:15 pm
Subject: tony
Oh lovely . . . Prince Charming is alive and now residing in New Jersey!! Clearly you are as you initially appeared to be – nothing but Jersey trash!
So, in an effort to do you a public service, let me bring a few items to your attention. And don’t worry, I will use common language . . . I know Neanderthal’s do not have a big vocabulary.
1) If you advertise yourself as someone that is solely interested in older women, why are you contacting women younger than you? Or did you not even take the time to check the age listed on my profile? Regardless, the fact that you are into cougars shows that you have serious ‘mommy’ issues that neither I, nor any woman with cognitive powers, would be interested in dealing with. I am sure though that there is a 65 year old woman out there just waiting for you to verbally thrash her. Maybe she can hit you with her cane!
2) If you are really interested in getting to know someone, read the emails that they send back to you. And, braniac, if they ask you a question . . . answer it! What a novel concept! I am not a whore, so I am not going to call you after two one line emails. What would that accomplish? Giving you an opportunity to abuse your two inches of screaming thunder? I don’t think so . . . I am sure there are hookers standing on the corner outside of your Jersey home that can help you out with that for ten dollars.
2) Jersey Shore isn’t looking for additional cast mates. You need to ditch the spray tan, puffy hair, wifebeater, and gold chains. You are 39 years old . . . you look like a retard! And I KNOW that I am not the only one that has told you that. Maybe, just maybe, you should consider a makeover! You are mentally challenged, so maybe a department store out there could hook you up. I have a friend at the Goodwill that I could put you in touch with. What they come up with couldn’t be any worse than the look you are rocking now!
3) NJ Cute Guy? Really? Who told you that? Your momma? Because she is the only one that would find your appearance in any way cute . . . so if you are trying to own the ‘GTL’, I would recommend that you spend a little more time in the gym so that you can get rid of the beer gut. And, clearly, you need to spend considerably little less time in the tanning booth. Oompa-Loompa’s have nothing on you! Freaking orange trash nightmare that you are! Laundry? Yeah . . . the stain on your collar in your picture just validates that you are a filthy pig.
4) Don’t give out your telephone number to women that you are going to verbally abuse! That just shows your complete inability to plan ahead. Now, what should I do with that number? Hmmm hmmm . . . guess you will find out when your phone blows up with calls related to this email (because you have now earned yourself a spot in my Hall of Shame blog series). I will be featuring you! What a great honor for a Jersey boy!
Now that I have shared my wisdom with you, I would suggest that you head out and change your cell phone number . . . because you have no idea the beast you awakened with your foul response to me.
Burn in hell!
~Jenny~
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXXIII
Mmm . . . yeah . . . so there isn’t much that I can really share about this particular crackhead that messaged me on my dating profile. His stupidity is almost overwhelming and I knew right away that he just had to be featured in my Hall of Shame.
I am quite sure that he is at home right now abusing someone . . . or something. What a nightmare! But I did have a great time emailing him back to enumerate what a mentally dysfunctional piece of manhood he is! Happy reading!
***
From: DominantFool
To: Jenny
Date: Sep. 12, 2010 – 1:02 pm
Subject: Possible Match
You are one of my quick matches for the week. I thought your profile was interesting. I am not a man to be dictated too though, so we may not match after all. This is the way I work.
I won’t tell you that you are beautiful – because you aren’t. But I will treat you well.
I won’t let you walk on me – because I am the man and always wear the pants. But I will allow you to have an opinion. I just won’t listen to it.
I won’t be your lapdog – because I lead and you follow. But I will let you choose the destination – at times.
I won’t embrace your independence – because I think you have already had too much of a taste of it. But I will allow you to take care of me.
I think you can accept these things and would thrive in my care. Message me back. I’ll be waiting.
Bill
***
From: Jenny
To: DominantFool
Date: Sep. 12, 2010 – 5:27 pm
Subject: Re: Possible Match
Wow . . . Bill . . . there really aren’t words to appropriately express my displeasure at having been one of your quick matches for the week. This web site is CLEARLY doing something very wrong if they thought that we could be even remotely compatible.
But, let me clear up a few things for you . . .
1) I don’t need someone that looks like Where’s Waldo telling me that I am not beautiful. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder . . . but you clearly have a warped perception of beauty. I would like to think that you have reacted so violently to my appearance because it made you even more cognizant of the fact that you are a troll that should be guarding a bridge somewhere. But, sadly, I don’t think you are that self-aware. I suggest you step away from the computer and return to your bridge. No one wants you . . .
2) You will treat me well . . . mmm . . . I don’t think so. Anyone that starts out by insulting me cannot go anywhere but down. Somehow I think that you are one of those controlling and abusive men that I have had the misfortune to encounter more times than I am comfortable with. I recommend that you stick with abusing yourself . . . because one of these days, you will attack the wrong person and find yourself on the receiving end of a Bobbitization. I kind of wish I could be that person . . .
3) You will allow me to have an opinion – yet you don’t care about it. Really? Wow! That is just swell of you! But, let me assure you, no one cares about your needs less than a strong, self-assured woman like myself. You need to return to therapy and figure out what it is about yourself that is so horrible that you think you need to control someone else to feel like a man. You are just sad and pathetic.
4) Lapdog? I want no part of a lapdog and my profile does not insinuate such a thing in any way, shape, or form. I would never want to be with a weak and spineless man . . . but, I also can’t be with someone that thinks it is okay to control every aspect of my life. And, believe me, the day will NEVER come when I have to follow anyone. The only place I think you could lead anyone to is hell. And I can earn my own trip there.
5) A woman can never have too much independence. You have clearly had some sort of psychotic break . . . or have quite simply forgotten that this is 2010 . . . women rule this world. Men are just the ones that clean up after us. The sooner you recognize that and submit to the higher power that women are now, the happier you will be.
6) In case you have not yet figured this out for yourself, I am not interested in you – or anything about you – except maybe in trying to protect the rest of the women in the world from your foul behavior. I could never live with a loserville like you and your controlling actions. And I am glad you were waiting for my response. I hope you have enjoyed reading it. Somehow I think I got a lot more pleasure from it than you did.
Now I suggest you run along and re-evaluate every aspect of your life and personality. Otherwise you are destined to die alone . . . the same way that you have surely lived your entire life.
Don’t be mad now . . . I’m just trying to help a guy out! Now shoo you pest! And don’t bother to try and reply to my message . . . I have already blocked you. I know it isn’t possible to truly penetrate that thick skull of yours . . . and I refuse to spend any more of my valuable energy debating the reality of the world with you.
~ Jenny
I am quite sure that he is at home right now abusing someone . . . or something. What a nightmare! But I did have a great time emailing him back to enumerate what a mentally dysfunctional piece of manhood he is! Happy reading!
***
From: DominantFool
To: Jenny
Date: Sep. 12, 2010 – 1:02 pm
Subject: Possible Match
You are one of my quick matches for the week. I thought your profile was interesting. I am not a man to be dictated too though, so we may not match after all. This is the way I work.
I won’t tell you that you are beautiful – because you aren’t. But I will treat you well.
I won’t let you walk on me – because I am the man and always wear the pants. But I will allow you to have an opinion. I just won’t listen to it.
I won’t be your lapdog – because I lead and you follow. But I will let you choose the destination – at times.
I won’t embrace your independence – because I think you have already had too much of a taste of it. But I will allow you to take care of me.
I think you can accept these things and would thrive in my care. Message me back. I’ll be waiting.
Bill
***
From: Jenny
To: DominantFool
Date: Sep. 12, 2010 – 5:27 pm
Subject: Re: Possible Match
Wow . . . Bill . . . there really aren’t words to appropriately express my displeasure at having been one of your quick matches for the week. This web site is CLEARLY doing something very wrong if they thought that we could be even remotely compatible.
But, let me clear up a few things for you . . .
1) I don’t need someone that looks like Where’s Waldo telling me that I am not beautiful. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder . . . but you clearly have a warped perception of beauty. I would like to think that you have reacted so violently to my appearance because it made you even more cognizant of the fact that you are a troll that should be guarding a bridge somewhere. But, sadly, I don’t think you are that self-aware. I suggest you step away from the computer and return to your bridge. No one wants you . . .
2) You will treat me well . . . mmm . . . I don’t think so. Anyone that starts out by insulting me cannot go anywhere but down. Somehow I think that you are one of those controlling and abusive men that I have had the misfortune to encounter more times than I am comfortable with. I recommend that you stick with abusing yourself . . . because one of these days, you will attack the wrong person and find yourself on the receiving end of a Bobbitization. I kind of wish I could be that person . . .
3) You will allow me to have an opinion – yet you don’t care about it. Really? Wow! That is just swell of you! But, let me assure you, no one cares about your needs less than a strong, self-assured woman like myself. You need to return to therapy and figure out what it is about yourself that is so horrible that you think you need to control someone else to feel like a man. You are just sad and pathetic.
4) Lapdog? I want no part of a lapdog and my profile does not insinuate such a thing in any way, shape, or form. I would never want to be with a weak and spineless man . . . but, I also can’t be with someone that thinks it is okay to control every aspect of my life. And, believe me, the day will NEVER come when I have to follow anyone. The only place I think you could lead anyone to is hell. And I can earn my own trip there.
5) A woman can never have too much independence. You have clearly had some sort of psychotic break . . . or have quite simply forgotten that this is 2010 . . . women rule this world. Men are just the ones that clean up after us. The sooner you recognize that and submit to the higher power that women are now, the happier you will be.
6) In case you have not yet figured this out for yourself, I am not interested in you – or anything about you – except maybe in trying to protect the rest of the women in the world from your foul behavior. I could never live with a loserville like you and your controlling actions. And I am glad you were waiting for my response. I hope you have enjoyed reading it. Somehow I think I got a lot more pleasure from it than you did.
Now I suggest you run along and re-evaluate every aspect of your life and personality. Otherwise you are destined to die alone . . . the same way that you have surely lived your entire life.
Don’t be mad now . . . I’m just trying to help a guy out! Now shoo you pest! And don’t bother to try and reply to my message . . . I have already blocked you. I know it isn’t possible to truly penetrate that thick skull of yours . . . and I refuse to spend any more of my valuable energy debating the reality of the world with you.
~ Jenny
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXXII
So, I decided to take a bit of a break from sharing the lame-ass emails I have been getting from ‘men of interest’ online . . . just so that everyone doesn’t think that I am a total bitch all of the time. But, I got one email this week that just begged to be included in the series . . . some asses are just too good to keep to myself.
This email came from a loser on the dating web site that I use . . . he is 49, divorced, and the father of FOUR! Apparently, when he isn’t busy propagating the species, he trolls the Internet for women to attack. I think he got a bit more than he bargained for when he made his personal mission to help this girl out. Suckerbunny!
***
From: Asshat
To: Jenny
Date: Sep. 4, 3020 – 8:32 am
Subject: A mission to help you out…
A shame that such a potentially good profile is marred with a lack of humility or sensitivity. No, I am not interested, but felt that I absolutely had to let you know how you come across, and it's not positive. I am sure you are a nice girl, but demanding, pompous writing will only get you weak, spineless weirdos who are attracted to a facsimile of their mother. If I am wrong, please forgive my intrusion, but you should consider turning the bitch-o-meter down just a tad ( if you are brutally honest, then you will appreciate the same). Good luck with your search.
***
From: Jenny
To: Asshat
Date: Sep. 4, 3020 – 9:10 pm
Subject: Re: A mission to help you out…
It's amazing that a geriatric wanna-be player thinks that there is a problem with my profile. The reality is that someone as pathetic as you could never live up to even the most meager of my expectations. Inasmuch as you think your email was helpful, it isn't - because I am quite confident that no one cares what you think . . . especially not me.
Just a helpful hint for you, coming across as a total douche bag isn't attractive . . . just because you could NEVER handle a woman that is independent, assertive, and strong does not mean that you should attack them. I am sure that your now ex-wife left your sorry ass behind because you tried to keep her barefoot, pregnant, and silent in your home.
Your Neanderthal opinion is not welcome here. In the future, you would be well-advised to keep your asshat comments to yourself until someone solicits them . . . otherwise, your old ass will never find another sorry sucker to marry. One last thing . . . do the world a favor and stop breeding. You are just damaging the world by continuing to spread yourself about.
And, in case you didn’t figure it out yet, I’m not interested either . . . and am blocking you from contacting me again with more of your Alzheimer-induced rantings.
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Follow-Up: So, I blocked this man from emailing me again . . . not a surprise because I told him I was going to. He is such a total wackadoodle that he actually created another profile in order to respond to my message. His response?
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From: Asshat2
To: Jenny
Date: Sep. 6, 3020 – 7:10 pm
Subject: Still trying to help you out…
You know you come across as a total cunt. You are going to have to block everyone on the site if you keep that attitude. Fat girls are rumored to be nice. Not the case with you. Oh well. Your loss.
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From: Jenny
To: Asshat2
Date: Sep. 6, 3020 – 8:22 pm
Subject: Re: Still trying to help you out…
Wow! You are even more pathetic than I ever envisioned! You should be so proud of yourself . . . because you have just won a place in my Hall of Shame blog series. And I may even put a link to your active profile so that everyone can see what a giant piece of shit you are!
Just a few thoughts . . . you know, to help a guy out.
You can’t use the word cunt . . . if there is anyone here that epitomizes that word, it would be you. Clearly you have been emasculated by someone in your life. You should not take out your issues with your mother on me.
Additionally, I am quite all right with continuing to block the mentally challenged men on this site. If I wanted to settle for spending my life with a waste of skin, I could gladly do that. But, since I have self-respect, confidence, and intelligence on my side, that isn’t necessary. You, however, should consider switching teams. I think that there is a great man out there that could rape you into submission – or at least help you to form some general human decency.
Last, but certainly not least, all fat women are not nice. Some of us do not have to be nice . . . because we are beautiful in our own right. I can be a total bitch and still have men lining up around the block to be with me. Whoever told you that fat chicks are nice clearly didn’t spend much time around them. We will kick your sorry ass to the curb after five seconds. Why is that? Because we can ALWAYS do better . . . and, in your case, it wouldn’t be hard. I know men in prison that are better people than you are.
Now . . . I am going to report your emails to me as abusive to the site administrator. And your IP address will get blocked from further damaging the real women on this web site – of which none of them would be interested in anything to do with you. Unless you count wanting to castrate you. I totally volunteer to lead that pack . . .
Now fuck off!
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Final Follow-Up: This loser and his accounts were deactivated from the web site . . . and his IP address was blocked from creating additional accounts. I know that is a small victory - because you can always switch IP addresses . . . but it was at least something! One less loser was at least temporarily removed from the site. Go Jenny!
This email came from a loser on the dating web site that I use . . . he is 49, divorced, and the father of FOUR! Apparently, when he isn’t busy propagating the species, he trolls the Internet for women to attack. I think he got a bit more than he bargained for when he made his personal mission to help this girl out. Suckerbunny!
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From: Asshat
To: Jenny
Date: Sep. 4, 3020 – 8:32 am
Subject: A mission to help you out…
A shame that such a potentially good profile is marred with a lack of humility or sensitivity. No, I am not interested, but felt that I absolutely had to let you know how you come across, and it's not positive. I am sure you are a nice girl, but demanding, pompous writing will only get you weak, spineless weirdos who are attracted to a facsimile of their mother. If I am wrong, please forgive my intrusion, but you should consider turning the bitch-o-meter down just a tad ( if you are brutally honest, then you will appreciate the same). Good luck with your search.
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From: Jenny
To: Asshat
Date: Sep. 4, 3020 – 9:10 pm
Subject: Re: A mission to help you out…
It's amazing that a geriatric wanna-be player thinks that there is a problem with my profile. The reality is that someone as pathetic as you could never live up to even the most meager of my expectations. Inasmuch as you think your email was helpful, it isn't - because I am quite confident that no one cares what you think . . . especially not me.
Just a helpful hint for you, coming across as a total douche bag isn't attractive . . . just because you could NEVER handle a woman that is independent, assertive, and strong does not mean that you should attack them. I am sure that your now ex-wife left your sorry ass behind because you tried to keep her barefoot, pregnant, and silent in your home.
Your Neanderthal opinion is not welcome here. In the future, you would be well-advised to keep your asshat comments to yourself until someone solicits them . . . otherwise, your old ass will never find another sorry sucker to marry. One last thing . . . do the world a favor and stop breeding. You are just damaging the world by continuing to spread yourself about.
And, in case you didn’t figure it out yet, I’m not interested either . . . and am blocking you from contacting me again with more of your Alzheimer-induced rantings.
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Follow-Up: So, I blocked this man from emailing me again . . . not a surprise because I told him I was going to. He is such a total wackadoodle that he actually created another profile in order to respond to my message. His response?
***
From: Asshat2
To: Jenny
Date: Sep. 6, 3020 – 7:10 pm
Subject: Still trying to help you out…
You know you come across as a total cunt. You are going to have to block everyone on the site if you keep that attitude. Fat girls are rumored to be nice. Not the case with you. Oh well. Your loss.
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From: Jenny
To: Asshat2
Date: Sep. 6, 3020 – 8:22 pm
Subject: Re: Still trying to help you out…
Wow! You are even more pathetic than I ever envisioned! You should be so proud of yourself . . . because you have just won a place in my Hall of Shame blog series. And I may even put a link to your active profile so that everyone can see what a giant piece of shit you are!
Just a few thoughts . . . you know, to help a guy out.
You can’t use the word cunt . . . if there is anyone here that epitomizes that word, it would be you. Clearly you have been emasculated by someone in your life. You should not take out your issues with your mother on me.
Additionally, I am quite all right with continuing to block the mentally challenged men on this site. If I wanted to settle for spending my life with a waste of skin, I could gladly do that. But, since I have self-respect, confidence, and intelligence on my side, that isn’t necessary. You, however, should consider switching teams. I think that there is a great man out there that could rape you into submission – or at least help you to form some general human decency.
Last, but certainly not least, all fat women are not nice. Some of us do not have to be nice . . . because we are beautiful in our own right. I can be a total bitch and still have men lining up around the block to be with me. Whoever told you that fat chicks are nice clearly didn’t spend much time around them. We will kick your sorry ass to the curb after five seconds. Why is that? Because we can ALWAYS do better . . . and, in your case, it wouldn’t be hard. I know men in prison that are better people than you are.
Now . . . I am going to report your emails to me as abusive to the site administrator. And your IP address will get blocked from further damaging the real women on this web site – of which none of them would be interested in anything to do with you. Unless you count wanting to castrate you. I totally volunteer to lead that pack . . .
Now fuck off!
***
Final Follow-Up: This loser and his accounts were deactivated from the web site . . . and his IP address was blocked from creating additional accounts. I know that is a small victory - because you can always switch IP addresses . . . but it was at least something! One less loser was at least temporarily removed from the site. Go Jenny!
Friday, July 30, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXXI
Oh baby! Do I have a Hall of Shame loser to share with you this round. I honestly cannot believe the people that email me with ‘interest’ on the dating site I use. Don’t get me wrong, I think the site is good overall . . . but I am seriously starting to wonder about the general sanity of the male species. I keep waiting for the day when I get an email that makes me all warm and fuzzy . . . in the interim, I get them that make me throw up in my mouth. Read on for the jerk of the week!
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From: SlimyWeasel
To: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 1:12 am
Subject: Wat U Du 2 Me!
Ur nu picturz get me turnd on! U get hawter every time. Hit me back n we can get 2gethr.
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To: SlimyWeasel
From: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 8:20 am
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
Mmm . . . I’m going to go with a vehement ‘no’. And you really should type in complete sentences so that people can understand the message you are trying to convey. Emailing in text language is ridiculous for a 37 year old.
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From: SlimyWeasel
To: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 11:43 am
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
U kinda bitchy. I likez that mami. Du u wanna kno what I did last night?
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To: SlimyWeasel
From: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 4:11 pm
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
I’m kind of bitchy? You have no idea how bitchy I am . . . you have yet to scratch the surface. And NO I do not want to know what you did last night. Get lost!
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From: SlimyWeasel
To: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 8:21 pm
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
U make me hawt! Dat nu picture was fine! I prntd all ur pictures n came all over ur purty face. I no dat makes u want me.
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To: SlimyWeasel
From: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 10:14 pm
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
Oh my god! You are a filthy pig . . . and that does not make me want you, it makes me vomit in my mouth. I am physically ill at the very thought of someone engaging in such a lewd behavior. I can’t even imagine what sort of lowlife individual would behave like that, let alone admit it to the person that they victimized. But, in doing so, you sealed your fate of being blocked so that I never have to see your ugly face again – or hear from you.
Just a couple of take home points – because I am all about educating the masses:
1) You are way, way too old to be writing and acting like a ghetto teenager. Clean yourself up or prepare to be single for the remainder of your sorry life. Although, that being said, it would be the most decent thing you could do for the general population.
2) Stop calling every woman you come into any sort of contact with ‘mami’. I’m nobody’s mother – let alone a freakzoid pervert like you.
3) The very thought of you having your way with yourself while looking at my pictures is absolutely revolting. Clearly you have a sad and pathetic life if you have to get off while looking at pictures of a stranger. Let me recommend something to you . . . it’s called porn. Women that are in porn love when you do that. Classy women like me do not. We consider losers like you to be depraved.
4) No one wants you . . . and finding out about your extracurricular activities only reinforces that fact. Just be glad that God blessed you with two hands . . . you don’t have to worry about a partner. You are your own lover . . . keep it that way . . . and, whatever you do, do not procreate!
5) Telling a stranger about your perversions is never a good idea. And since you elected to do it, I am going to share it with the public. I’m forwarding your message to the moderator of the web site to get your foul self removed. And then I am going to share your message with all of my friends. Know why? Cause I’m kinda bitchy!
Jenny OUT!!!!
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From: SlimyWeasel
To: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 1:12 am
Subject: Wat U Du 2 Me!
Ur nu picturz get me turnd on! U get hawter every time. Hit me back n we can get 2gethr.
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To: SlimyWeasel
From: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 8:20 am
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
Mmm . . . I’m going to go with a vehement ‘no’. And you really should type in complete sentences so that people can understand the message you are trying to convey. Emailing in text language is ridiculous for a 37 year old.
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From: SlimyWeasel
To: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 11:43 am
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
U kinda bitchy. I likez that mami. Du u wanna kno what I did last night?
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To: SlimyWeasel
From: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 4:11 pm
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
I’m kind of bitchy? You have no idea how bitchy I am . . . you have yet to scratch the surface. And NO I do not want to know what you did last night. Get lost!
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From: SlimyWeasel
To: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 8:21 pm
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
U make me hawt! Dat nu picture was fine! I prntd all ur pictures n came all over ur purty face. I no dat makes u want me.
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To: SlimyWeasel
From: Jenny
Date: July 28, 2010 10:14 pm
Subject: Re: Wat U Du 2 Me!
Oh my god! You are a filthy pig . . . and that does not make me want you, it makes me vomit in my mouth. I am physically ill at the very thought of someone engaging in such a lewd behavior. I can’t even imagine what sort of lowlife individual would behave like that, let alone admit it to the person that they victimized. But, in doing so, you sealed your fate of being blocked so that I never have to see your ugly face again – or hear from you.
Just a couple of take home points – because I am all about educating the masses:
1) You are way, way too old to be writing and acting like a ghetto teenager. Clean yourself up or prepare to be single for the remainder of your sorry life. Although, that being said, it would be the most decent thing you could do for the general population.
2) Stop calling every woman you come into any sort of contact with ‘mami’. I’m nobody’s mother – let alone a freakzoid pervert like you.
3) The very thought of you having your way with yourself while looking at my pictures is absolutely revolting. Clearly you have a sad and pathetic life if you have to get off while looking at pictures of a stranger. Let me recommend something to you . . . it’s called porn. Women that are in porn love when you do that. Classy women like me do not. We consider losers like you to be depraved.
4) No one wants you . . . and finding out about your extracurricular activities only reinforces that fact. Just be glad that God blessed you with two hands . . . you don’t have to worry about a partner. You are your own lover . . . keep it that way . . . and, whatever you do, do not procreate!
5) Telling a stranger about your perversions is never a good idea. And since you elected to do it, I am going to share it with the public. I’m forwarding your message to the moderator of the web site to get your foul self removed. And then I am going to share your message with all of my friends. Know why? Cause I’m kinda bitchy!
Jenny OUT!!!!
Sunday, July 11, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXX
Hi everyone! It’s been a bit since I have shared a loserville from my dating site with you all, but I couldn’t keep this one to myself. From his opening line to his closing line, he showed himself to be classless and really just insane. How some of these men get dates, I am sure I will never know . . . but this one struck out with me. I hope you enjoy reading it . . . I love a good psycho!
Oh . . . and if you want to know what my dating rules are, here you go (copied from my dating profile):
Don't message me if you:
1) are a racist
2) are an active drug user
3) are currently on parole/probation
4) are married - even if you have allegedly separated or filed for divorce
5) are trying to get me to send you money overseas
6) are someone who does not know how to treat a lady, because I deserve WAY better than that!
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: June 30, 2010 12:06 am
Subject: Hi
You look like the type who would stab someone with a kitchen knife if they displeased you.
I'm not holding that against you or anything, I'm just saying.
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: June 30, 2010 11:36 am
Subject: Re: Hi
What exactly does that type of person look like? I'm curious to know what quality you 'see' in me that would make me look like a psycho . . .
And I actually consider it to be a flaw in your character that you would not consider such a characteristic in me to be something you would hold against me. If I were to perceive such a thing about you, I would definitely hold it against you. I clearly would not initiate contact with someone I perceived to be potentially insane. I’m just saying . . .
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 1, 2010 7:56 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Holy overreaction batman! I didn’t say you were psycho, just that you looked like the type to take someone out for making you mad. I don’t think I am wrong. I think it’s a sexy quality. Turns me on.
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 2, 2010 8:10 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Mmm . . . I wouldn’t say that I overreacted at all. Because stabbing someone that displeased me is a psychotic behavior. You not thinking that type of behavior is psychotic is incredibly troublesome to me. It indicates you have severe issues and should seek immediate counseling. It definitely isn’t sexy . . . unless you are a serial killer or the type of person that enjoys torturing children or small animals. I am the type to carve you up verbally . . . but physical violence? Never . . . no one is ever worth sacrificing my physical freedom for.
Speaking of which . . . something tells me that you violate one of my dating rules . . . when did you get out prison?
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 3, 2010 9:20 am
Subject: Re: Hi
Woh woh woh! No one said I was in prison!
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 4, 2010 12:12 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Oh I apologize . . . I forget the semantics of it all. Was it state or county jail?
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 4, 2010 3:29 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
You are kind of a bitch. But I like it. And it was county. Doesn’t even count.
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 4, 2010 9:52 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Mmm . . . well . . . if I needed any additional reason to block you, I now have it. Sorry for being classified as a ‘bitch’ in your world. But, I have standards . . . and those standards do not allow for me to date criminals. And, just so you are aware, county jail totally counts. Do you think that the crime you were convicted of was erased because you didn’t go to state or federal prison? Wrong! You are a criminal . . . face up to it, own up to it . . . I am sure you will be facing a judge many times in the future. Do you think they will discount your county jail time? Rest assured – they won’t! And I am sure that your probation/parole officer thinks your jail time counts . . . you are a drain on his/her already overused time.
My dating standards also dictate that I don’t date men that get hard-ons from obsessive, psychotic behavior. Unless you like being carved up with a kitchen knife, it isn’t something that you should find stimulating. Seek therapy the next time you are locked up. You will seriously benefit from it.
And I don’t communicate with men that call me a bitch. I embrace being one . . . but crap weasels like you aren’t allowed to address me as such.
As is so often the case with the loserville’s on this site that email me, I won’t wish you good luck with your dating life. I will wish you good luck in staying out of the state penitentiary. But something tells me that you aren’t going to have that good fortune. I hope you are into bondage . . . you won’t be free for long!
Oh . . . and if you want to know what my dating rules are, here you go (copied from my dating profile):
Don't message me if you:
1) are a racist
2) are an active drug user
3) are currently on parole/probation
4) are married - even if you have allegedly separated or filed for divorce
5) are trying to get me to send you money overseas
6) are someone who does not know how to treat a lady, because I deserve WAY better than that!
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: June 30, 2010 12:06 am
Subject: Hi
You look like the type who would stab someone with a kitchen knife if they displeased you.
I'm not holding that against you or anything, I'm just saying.
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: June 30, 2010 11:36 am
Subject: Re: Hi
What exactly does that type of person look like? I'm curious to know what quality you 'see' in me that would make me look like a psycho . . .
And I actually consider it to be a flaw in your character that you would not consider such a characteristic in me to be something you would hold against me. If I were to perceive such a thing about you, I would definitely hold it against you. I clearly would not initiate contact with someone I perceived to be potentially insane. I’m just saying . . .
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 1, 2010 7:56 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Holy overreaction batman! I didn’t say you were psycho, just that you looked like the type to take someone out for making you mad. I don’t think I am wrong. I think it’s a sexy quality. Turns me on.
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 2, 2010 8:10 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Mmm . . . I wouldn’t say that I overreacted at all. Because stabbing someone that displeased me is a psychotic behavior. You not thinking that type of behavior is psychotic is incredibly troublesome to me. It indicates you have severe issues and should seek immediate counseling. It definitely isn’t sexy . . . unless you are a serial killer or the type of person that enjoys torturing children or small animals. I am the type to carve you up verbally . . . but physical violence? Never . . . no one is ever worth sacrificing my physical freedom for.
Speaking of which . . . something tells me that you violate one of my dating rules . . . when did you get out prison?
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 3, 2010 9:20 am
Subject: Re: Hi
Woh woh woh! No one said I was in prison!
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 4, 2010 12:12 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Oh I apologize . . . I forget the semantics of it all. Was it state or county jail?
***
From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 4, 2010 3:29 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
You are kind of a bitch. But I like it. And it was county. Doesn’t even count.
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 4, 2010 9:52 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Mmm . . . well . . . if I needed any additional reason to block you, I now have it. Sorry for being classified as a ‘bitch’ in your world. But, I have standards . . . and those standards do not allow for me to date criminals. And, just so you are aware, county jail totally counts. Do you think that the crime you were convicted of was erased because you didn’t go to state or federal prison? Wrong! You are a criminal . . . face up to it, own up to it . . . I am sure you will be facing a judge many times in the future. Do you think they will discount your county jail time? Rest assured – they won’t! And I am sure that your probation/parole officer thinks your jail time counts . . . you are a drain on his/her already overused time.
My dating standards also dictate that I don’t date men that get hard-ons from obsessive, psychotic behavior. Unless you like being carved up with a kitchen knife, it isn’t something that you should find stimulating. Seek therapy the next time you are locked up. You will seriously benefit from it.
And I don’t communicate with men that call me a bitch. I embrace being one . . . but crap weasels like you aren’t allowed to address me as such.
As is so often the case with the loserville’s on this site that email me, I won’t wish you good luck with your dating life. I will wish you good luck in staying out of the state penitentiary. But something tells me that you aren’t going to have that good fortune. I hope you are into bondage . . . you won’t be free for long!
Friday, April 23, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXIX
Hello boys and girls! I hope that this update finds you all doing well and managing to make it through spring with joy and minimal allergy attacks!
So, this Hall of Shame entry is coming to you compliments of the gossip mill . . . which runs like mad in small town like mine. Unfortunately, people tend to believe the stupid shit that they hear. And, even more unfortunate, they will ask me about the stupid shit that they hear!
Check out the email chain below for an exchange I had yesterday with an alleged friend . . . somehow I think a friend no more! Feel free to let me know if you think I was overly sensitive. I can take the criticism . . . maybe!
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
You came up in a convo last night. What is the situation with your r-ship? I thought you were in one and I heard last night you are running around with someone else on the side. I was really surprised to hear that. Let me know!
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Mmm . . . I am not quite sure how to respond to this message really because it bothers me on several levels. What exactly was it that was being said? And I certainly hope that you would not believe I would act in such a way. Although, by virtue of the fact that you felt compelled to email and ask, it would indicate that you did believe it.
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Don’t be so sensitive! You know we love to talk! We were discussing some things and it came up that you were dating several people. I am the one that said you were in a relationship. But that led to mention of you spending all of your time with someone that isn’t your boyfriend. So, you tell me what that means. It is your behavior, not mine, that is making people talk.
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
It’s fascinating how me having a male friend has apparently turned me into a giant whore. And I just love how you are so willing to believe it. And I am not being sensitive! How I spend my time, whether or not I am in a relationship, really isn’t anyone else’s business. It’s really sad that you and your cohorts have such little else going on in your lives that you are resorting to making up lies about mine.
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
I should have known you would freak over this. But, you have to know that if you act a certain way, people are going to talk. It doesn’t mean that people think you are a whore. The last time we saw each other, you were in a solid relationship. Now you are spending 24x7 with someone else? What is with that? And everyone thinks you are in a relationship – but definitely not with this person you are always with. It is only reasonable to think that you have something not quite kosher going on. And I don’t think it is right for you to behave that way if the men in your life do not know what is going on. Someone could get hurt and that isn’t right.
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
You are so ridiculous that I cannot even begin to string together enough words to capture it. Are you really intimating that I am the type of person to be involved with multiple people? You really do not know me at all do you?!? Well, let me enlighten you on a few things.
First, there is this lovely concept of friendship. Boys and girls can be JUST friends. If I am gallivanting around with a man, that I am not in a relationship with, he is my friend. And, you know what? I am not fucking him. Why is that? Because I have a moral compass that would not allow for that type of behavior. Unlike you! The last time I checked, weren’t you in an open marriage? That very thought makes me throw up in my mouth. But, I have – time and time again – defended your right to do whatever you want with your marriage. Too bad you do not display the same loyalty. Trust me, I won’t waste my energy defending you in the future . . . I may even join in the fun.
Second, what is your interest in the situation? What exactly is there for you to get all worked up about? Why would you care if I ‘hurt’ someone? Do you have an interest in the person I am in a relationship with? Or are you interested in my friend? Don’t think I’m a total idiot here . . . I know how you roll. And if you are concerned about anything, it is what you can get out of it. And trust me, neither of them would ever want anything to do with you.
Third, perhaps you should try to work on this lovely thing that we call ‘minding your own business’. And I would encourage you to have your partners in crime do the same thing. I also call it ‘getting a life’. My life is my own . . . and if you have nothing better to do than sit around and discuss it, then I feel really very sorry for you. I mean, I know that I am fascinating and all . . . but if you are all going to sit around and gossip about me, I would at least encourage you to make sure it is true – or keep it to yourself. I am not a fan of gossip . . . it has caused me an immeasurable amount of pain in my life and I will not get sucked into that nightmare ever again. True friends have better things to do than talk badly about the people they love. I know I do. But, then again, I am a true friend. You must not be.
Last, but certainly not least, I don’t think (not for one second) that I am being overly sensitive about this situation. I think it is a really sad state of affairs that you think it is acceptable to sit around and talk shit about your friends. It is even more pathetic that you believed the lies that someone else was spouting off about me . . . so much that you had to check with me about them. It’s disgusting behavior to me. I do not behave like that and I am saddened to know that you do.
That’s all . . .
Jenny
***
From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
I am sorry you feel that way. I guess I thought that checking with you was the best way to handle it. I know otherwise now. That doesn’t mean I am not your friend.
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
It’s simple. Did you believe what the other people were saying about me?
***
From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Eveyrthing isn’t black and white that way. I did believe it, but I checked. That has to count for something.
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
No, it really doesn’t have to count for anything. Because, to me, you should know better than to believe that I would behave like a streetwalker. And, not for anything, if I were behaving like that, I would at least have the common sense to hide it. I am not a dumbass. If I were squirreling around in a relationship, I would not be parading around my small town with another guy. It’s absurd.
I don’t have anything else to say about this . . . I’m disappointed.
***
From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
So dramatic all of the time! Can’t you just let it go?
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Mmm . . . I am going to go with a ‘NO’ . . . and thank you for now providing me with fodder for my next Hall of Shame entry. I was going to take the high road with this. I no longer feel that I need to do that.
So, this Hall of Shame entry is coming to you compliments of the gossip mill . . . which runs like mad in small town like mine. Unfortunately, people tend to believe the stupid shit that they hear. And, even more unfortunate, they will ask me about the stupid shit that they hear!
Check out the email chain below for an exchange I had yesterday with an alleged friend . . . somehow I think a friend no more! Feel free to let me know if you think I was overly sensitive. I can take the criticism . . . maybe!
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
You came up in a convo last night. What is the situation with your r-ship? I thought you were in one and I heard last night you are running around with someone else on the side. I was really surprised to hear that. Let me know!
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Mmm . . . I am not quite sure how to respond to this message really because it bothers me on several levels. What exactly was it that was being said? And I certainly hope that you would not believe I would act in such a way. Although, by virtue of the fact that you felt compelled to email and ask, it would indicate that you did believe it.
***
From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Don’t be so sensitive! You know we love to talk! We were discussing some things and it came up that you were dating several people. I am the one that said you were in a relationship. But that led to mention of you spending all of your time with someone that isn’t your boyfriend. So, you tell me what that means. It is your behavior, not mine, that is making people talk.
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
It’s fascinating how me having a male friend has apparently turned me into a giant whore. And I just love how you are so willing to believe it. And I am not being sensitive! How I spend my time, whether or not I am in a relationship, really isn’t anyone else’s business. It’s really sad that you and your cohorts have such little else going on in your lives that you are resorting to making up lies about mine.
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
I should have known you would freak over this. But, you have to know that if you act a certain way, people are going to talk. It doesn’t mean that people think you are a whore. The last time we saw each other, you were in a solid relationship. Now you are spending 24x7 with someone else? What is with that? And everyone thinks you are in a relationship – but definitely not with this person you are always with. It is only reasonable to think that you have something not quite kosher going on. And I don’t think it is right for you to behave that way if the men in your life do not know what is going on. Someone could get hurt and that isn’t right.
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
You are so ridiculous that I cannot even begin to string together enough words to capture it. Are you really intimating that I am the type of person to be involved with multiple people? You really do not know me at all do you?!? Well, let me enlighten you on a few things.
First, there is this lovely concept of friendship. Boys and girls can be JUST friends. If I am gallivanting around with a man, that I am not in a relationship with, he is my friend. And, you know what? I am not fucking him. Why is that? Because I have a moral compass that would not allow for that type of behavior. Unlike you! The last time I checked, weren’t you in an open marriage? That very thought makes me throw up in my mouth. But, I have – time and time again – defended your right to do whatever you want with your marriage. Too bad you do not display the same loyalty. Trust me, I won’t waste my energy defending you in the future . . . I may even join in the fun.
Second, what is your interest in the situation? What exactly is there for you to get all worked up about? Why would you care if I ‘hurt’ someone? Do you have an interest in the person I am in a relationship with? Or are you interested in my friend? Don’t think I’m a total idiot here . . . I know how you roll. And if you are concerned about anything, it is what you can get out of it. And trust me, neither of them would ever want anything to do with you.
Third, perhaps you should try to work on this lovely thing that we call ‘minding your own business’. And I would encourage you to have your partners in crime do the same thing. I also call it ‘getting a life’. My life is my own . . . and if you have nothing better to do than sit around and discuss it, then I feel really very sorry for you. I mean, I know that I am fascinating and all . . . but if you are all going to sit around and gossip about me, I would at least encourage you to make sure it is true – or keep it to yourself. I am not a fan of gossip . . . it has caused me an immeasurable amount of pain in my life and I will not get sucked into that nightmare ever again. True friends have better things to do than talk badly about the people they love. I know I do. But, then again, I am a true friend. You must not be.
Last, but certainly not least, I don’t think (not for one second) that I am being overly sensitive about this situation. I think it is a really sad state of affairs that you think it is acceptable to sit around and talk shit about your friends. It is even more pathetic that you believed the lies that someone else was spouting off about me . . . so much that you had to check with me about them. It’s disgusting behavior to me. I do not behave like that and I am saddened to know that you do.
That’s all . . .
Jenny
***
From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
I am sorry you feel that way. I guess I thought that checking with you was the best way to handle it. I know otherwise now. That doesn’t mean I am not your friend.
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
It’s simple. Did you believe what the other people were saying about me?
***
From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Eveyrthing isn’t black and white that way. I did believe it, but I checked. That has to count for something.
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
No, it really doesn’t have to count for anything. Because, to me, you should know better than to believe that I would behave like a streetwalker. And, not for anything, if I were behaving like that, I would at least have the common sense to hide it. I am not a dumbass. If I were squirreling around in a relationship, I would not be parading around my small town with another guy. It’s absurd.
I don’t have anything else to say about this . . . I’m disappointed.
***
From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
So dramatic all of the time! Can’t you just let it go?
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Mmm . . . I am going to go with a ‘NO’ . . . and thank you for now providing me with fodder for my next Hall of Shame entry. I was going to take the high road with this. I no longer feel that I need to do that.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXVIII
Hello one and all! So, spring is here with a vengeance . . . and I am loving it! Can you even stand how nice it is out?!? I know that I am enjoying this light jacket weather (okay, I know most people are sporting shorts already but I am cold all of the time!).
Well, I have a REAL winner for you with this Hall of Shame entry . . . I do so hope that you enjoy it. It comes to you from the dating web site that I have a profile on . . . which, as you probably know, lists me as being ‘in a relationship’ and ‘not available’. Regardless, this crackadoodle didn’t get that memo and really wanted to show his ass – even starting out really badly by insulting me. Read on for a humorous exchange . . . I know that I truly enjoyed it! And, just so you are aware, his screen name wasn’t “EbonyLoser” . . . it was a variation of “EbonyLover” . . . I changed it to protect his dumb behind! Although he really is horrific and deserves to be outed to the public! ;)
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To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/02/2010
Subject: Sup?
I checked your page. You arent that pretty and admit to being fat. So tell me why I should be interested in you.
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To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Are you kidding me with that email? I am not interested in telling you anything . . . get lost.
***
To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Not a joke. Im a hot commodity. Why should I date someone like you over the other women on this site? I would like to know.
***
To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
You shouldn’t date me . . . I would never consider you. You are clearly a loser. Now, I said it before, get lost. In addition to not being very pretty and being fat, I’m really not very nice.
***
To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Not a good response. How do you expect to catch me like that? You big girls like a black man, dont you? I know we like you.
***
To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/04/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
I can’t take it . . . really, I tried . . . and I just do not have it in me to let it go any longer. Do you have any idea how unfathomably rude and disgusting you are? Has that pick-up e-mail EVER worked for you? Because if it has, I feel really badly for the pathetic creature that lacked the self-esteem needed in order to shoot your sorry ass to the curb the way that you deserve. Let me just break a few things down for you (if you are capable of reading as much as I am about to write) . . . and then I will block you from contacting me again.
1) You are a hot commodity? In what universe are you hot? I can only imagine that it is your sorry mama telling you that . . . because your pock-filled face is one that ONLY a mother could love. And let me just mention to you that if the only pictures you have of yourself include you sporting stained clothing, you may just want to refrain from posting any at all. No woman wants to date Pigpen. NOT sexy.
2) Why should you want to date someone like me? Well . . . I would have to say because it would be the first sign of common sense that you would ever display. But, the reality is that someone like me – with decency, taste, and class – would never look twice at someone like you and someone like me would NEVER respond positively to such a disrespectful introductory message. You may want to consider some personality training. Whatever ghetto you grew up in must have rubbed off on you . . . but it isn’t something that most women find attractive. I know I don’t!
3) How do I expect to catch you? I think we have established that I am not interested in doing so. In fact, had you actually taken the time to READ my profile, you would see that I am in a relationship and am not pursuing new romantic interests at this time. So, this whole exchange could have been avoided . . . had you just possessed a little attention to detail. And the only way I want to catch you is if I were chasing you down with my car. However, rest assured that in that instance, I would indeed catch you.
4) Big girls like a black man because you like us? Hmm . . . really? What is it that you think is so appealing about you? Being disrespected and treated like absolute garbage? Because I can clearly see the level of respect that you would treat any woman in your life. Your first sentence to me was filled with trash . . . and there is nowhere to go from there but down. In this instance, I think that you saw that I am a big girl and considered me easy target for your abuse. However, you clearly misjudged the situation. I am not one of those weak and pathetic ‘big girls’ that is desperate for any male attention . . . that is willing to cling to your every word and would love to kiss your revolting feet. If that is what you are looking for (and believe me, I know your type), you may want to consider a dog . . . but, somehow I am sure you would abuse an animal just as horribly as you would the woman in your life. An animal I can feel sorry for . . . but any woman that would elect to be with you would just be full-on stupid. And, trust me, I am not that woman.
Now that I have cleared up a few of your outstanding questions, I am going to sign off. I hope that you managed to make it through this lengthy email. I know that I am exceedingly verbose, but I think it would be a valuable use of your time to reflect on the items I mentioned above and see how you can improve yourself. Truly, you could only improve, since you are a giant pile of shit now.
Suck it,
Jenny
Well, I have a REAL winner for you with this Hall of Shame entry . . . I do so hope that you enjoy it. It comes to you from the dating web site that I have a profile on . . . which, as you probably know, lists me as being ‘in a relationship’ and ‘not available’. Regardless, this crackadoodle didn’t get that memo and really wanted to show his ass – even starting out really badly by insulting me. Read on for a humorous exchange . . . I know that I truly enjoyed it! And, just so you are aware, his screen name wasn’t “EbonyLoser” . . . it was a variation of “EbonyLover” . . . I changed it to protect his dumb behind! Although he really is horrific and deserves to be outed to the public! ;)
***
To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/02/2010
Subject: Sup?
I checked your page. You arent that pretty and admit to being fat. So tell me why I should be interested in you.
***
To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Are you kidding me with that email? I am not interested in telling you anything . . . get lost.
***
To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Not a joke. Im a hot commodity. Why should I date someone like you over the other women on this site? I would like to know.
***
To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
You shouldn’t date me . . . I would never consider you. You are clearly a loser. Now, I said it before, get lost. In addition to not being very pretty and being fat, I’m really not very nice.
***
To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Not a good response. How do you expect to catch me like that? You big girls like a black man, dont you? I know we like you.
***
To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/04/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
I can’t take it . . . really, I tried . . . and I just do not have it in me to let it go any longer. Do you have any idea how unfathomably rude and disgusting you are? Has that pick-up e-mail EVER worked for you? Because if it has, I feel really badly for the pathetic creature that lacked the self-esteem needed in order to shoot your sorry ass to the curb the way that you deserve. Let me just break a few things down for you (if you are capable of reading as much as I am about to write) . . . and then I will block you from contacting me again.
1) You are a hot commodity? In what universe are you hot? I can only imagine that it is your sorry mama telling you that . . . because your pock-filled face is one that ONLY a mother could love. And let me just mention to you that if the only pictures you have of yourself include you sporting stained clothing, you may just want to refrain from posting any at all. No woman wants to date Pigpen. NOT sexy.
2) Why should you want to date someone like me? Well . . . I would have to say because it would be the first sign of common sense that you would ever display. But, the reality is that someone like me – with decency, taste, and class – would never look twice at someone like you and someone like me would NEVER respond positively to such a disrespectful introductory message. You may want to consider some personality training. Whatever ghetto you grew up in must have rubbed off on you . . . but it isn’t something that most women find attractive. I know I don’t!
3) How do I expect to catch you? I think we have established that I am not interested in doing so. In fact, had you actually taken the time to READ my profile, you would see that I am in a relationship and am not pursuing new romantic interests at this time. So, this whole exchange could have been avoided . . . had you just possessed a little attention to detail. And the only way I want to catch you is if I were chasing you down with my car. However, rest assured that in that instance, I would indeed catch you.
4) Big girls like a black man because you like us? Hmm . . . really? What is it that you think is so appealing about you? Being disrespected and treated like absolute garbage? Because I can clearly see the level of respect that you would treat any woman in your life. Your first sentence to me was filled with trash . . . and there is nowhere to go from there but down. In this instance, I think that you saw that I am a big girl and considered me easy target for your abuse. However, you clearly misjudged the situation. I am not one of those weak and pathetic ‘big girls’ that is desperate for any male attention . . . that is willing to cling to your every word and would love to kiss your revolting feet. If that is what you are looking for (and believe me, I know your type), you may want to consider a dog . . . but, somehow I am sure you would abuse an animal just as horribly as you would the woman in your life. An animal I can feel sorry for . . . but any woman that would elect to be with you would just be full-on stupid. And, trust me, I am not that woman.
Now that I have cleared up a few of your outstanding questions, I am going to sign off. I hope that you managed to make it through this lengthy email. I know that I am exceedingly verbose, but I think it would be a valuable use of your time to reflect on the items I mentioned above and see how you can improve yourself. Truly, you could only improve, since you are a giant pile of shit now.
Suck it,
Jenny
Monday, March 8, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXVII
Hello everyone! I know, I know . . . it has been way too long since I graced you with an entry in the Hall of Shame. As with everything else, it isn’t because I have not had anything to write up . . . but the reality is quite simple. I have been too busy to mock the poor suckerbunnies that contact me!
For this Hall of Shame entry, I was caught between two people . . . the first retard that was in the running is actually a long-time ‘friend’. I eventually took the person out of the pool because I thought it was just too cruel of me to do it. But, the winning entry for the Hall of Shame was just too ridiculous to keep to myself.
As you may know, I was doing the whole online dating thing for a bit. It was a HOT mess! Not that it didn’t have some great moments – and a great outcome – but the majority of the people on the site that I elected to use were just beyond absurd. And, even now, when my profile clearly lists me as “Seeing Someone” and states that I am “Unavailable for romantic points of contact” it does not deter people from emailing me. Now, that being said, I want to point out to you that I said ‘people’ for a very specific reason here . . . because the person in this entry is a WOMAN! Oh yeah . . . a woman tried to pick me up on the dating site – even though my profile clearly has me listed as Straight. So, check out the email interaction below with this woman. I have to say that it is particularly awesome!
Remember as well . . . I have a personal rule that I always write back to people that contact me – just out of respect. I think that it is rude to ignore points of contact, because I would hate it if I put myself out there and someone couldn’t even take a second to respond to me. But, unlike most of these people, I would accept their response with dignity and move on with my life!
I also want to point out that I have several very good friends that are gay and I adore them. None of my comments are meant in any way, shape, or form meant to hurt or disparage anyone. But (as in all things), if you are going to pull this lion’s tail, you have to be prepared for the claws!
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: U R Smokin!
The subject says it all. I came across your page and had to send you a message to make sure you know how smokin hot you are. I’m Rebecca and am looking to meet up with you soon. Send me a message back.
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To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Thanks your very unusual message. However, I am actually in a committed, heterosexual relationship (as indicated on my profile) and am not looking to pursue anything new. Best wishes to you as you continue your search. I hope that you find what you are looking for.
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Yeah right. Talk about denial. I know who you are and you are not with a guy. I’m not playing games here. Lets just exchange numbers and get something started.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Mmm . . . you must have me confused with someone else there Rebecca. Because you do not know who I am – nor do you know anything about me. So, I would suggest that you take your interest elsewhere.
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
I’m not confused. I know you know who I am. You can pretend that you don’t want to be with me, but I know the truth. You are hot and so I am. Two women that look the way we do belong together. Give me your number and lets roll.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
You are beyond pathetic. If you want the truth, I will lay it out for you. If you knew me at all (which we both know you don’t), you would know how brutally honest I am. So, here it is:
1. If I were a lesbian, there is no way in HELL that I would be attracted to you. You look like a dude. And I would want someone that is at least as pretty as I am. As you said, I’m hot . . . let’s not pretend I’m not. You know I deserve better than you.
2. Two women that look the way we do belong together? I think you need a mirror . . . because you don’t look anything like a woman. Unless you are a cancer patient that is just growing back in your hair, you should consider a wig. And there is this great invention called make-up. You may want to run out to the nearest Sephora and request a consultation.
3. I am a heterosexual. I really do like the dick. When someone takes the time to tell you that, I would suggest that you believe them. By some miracle, if a man were to continuously hit on you, would you like it if he didn’t back off when you told him you were a raging lesbian? So take a note of this important lesson try to actually LISTEN when people respond to you. Most of the time, they are either trying to save hurting your feelings or – God forbid – telling the truth. Either way, you won’t get unnecessarily hurt in the process.
Now, Rebecca, wouldn’t this have been nicer had you just gone away after our first exchange? I am sure it goes without saying that I will be blocking you from contacting me again and reporting you for inappropriate contact on the site.
For this Hall of Shame entry, I was caught between two people . . . the first retard that was in the running is actually a long-time ‘friend’. I eventually took the person out of the pool because I thought it was just too cruel of me to do it. But, the winning entry for the Hall of Shame was just too ridiculous to keep to myself.
As you may know, I was doing the whole online dating thing for a bit. It was a HOT mess! Not that it didn’t have some great moments – and a great outcome – but the majority of the people on the site that I elected to use were just beyond absurd. And, even now, when my profile clearly lists me as “Seeing Someone” and states that I am “Unavailable for romantic points of contact” it does not deter people from emailing me. Now, that being said, I want to point out to you that I said ‘people’ for a very specific reason here . . . because the person in this entry is a WOMAN! Oh yeah . . . a woman tried to pick me up on the dating site – even though my profile clearly has me listed as Straight. So, check out the email interaction below with this woman. I have to say that it is particularly awesome!
Remember as well . . . I have a personal rule that I always write back to people that contact me – just out of respect. I think that it is rude to ignore points of contact, because I would hate it if I put myself out there and someone couldn’t even take a second to respond to me. But, unlike most of these people, I would accept their response with dignity and move on with my life!
I also want to point out that I have several very good friends that are gay and I adore them. None of my comments are meant in any way, shape, or form meant to hurt or disparage anyone. But (as in all things), if you are going to pull this lion’s tail, you have to be prepared for the claws!
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: U R Smokin!
The subject says it all. I came across your page and had to send you a message to make sure you know how smokin hot you are. I’m Rebecca and am looking to meet up with you soon. Send me a message back.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Thanks your very unusual message. However, I am actually in a committed, heterosexual relationship (as indicated on my profile) and am not looking to pursue anything new. Best wishes to you as you continue your search. I hope that you find what you are looking for.
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Yeah right. Talk about denial. I know who you are and you are not with a guy. I’m not playing games here. Lets just exchange numbers and get something started.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Mmm . . . you must have me confused with someone else there Rebecca. Because you do not know who I am – nor do you know anything about me. So, I would suggest that you take your interest elsewhere.
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
I’m not confused. I know you know who I am. You can pretend that you don’t want to be with me, but I know the truth. You are hot and so I am. Two women that look the way we do belong together. Give me your number and lets roll.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
You are beyond pathetic. If you want the truth, I will lay it out for you. If you knew me at all (which we both know you don’t), you would know how brutally honest I am. So, here it is:
1. If I were a lesbian, there is no way in HELL that I would be attracted to you. You look like a dude. And I would want someone that is at least as pretty as I am. As you said, I’m hot . . . let’s not pretend I’m not. You know I deserve better than you.
2. Two women that look the way we do belong together? I think you need a mirror . . . because you don’t look anything like a woman. Unless you are a cancer patient that is just growing back in your hair, you should consider a wig. And there is this great invention called make-up. You may want to run out to the nearest Sephora and request a consultation.
3. I am a heterosexual. I really do like the dick. When someone takes the time to tell you that, I would suggest that you believe them. By some miracle, if a man were to continuously hit on you, would you like it if he didn’t back off when you told him you were a raging lesbian? So take a note of this important lesson try to actually LISTEN when people respond to you. Most of the time, they are either trying to save hurting your feelings or – God forbid – telling the truth. Either way, you won’t get unnecessarily hurt in the process.
Now, Rebecca, wouldn’t this have been nicer had you just gone away after our first exchange? I am sure it goes without saying that I will be blocking you from contacting me again and reporting you for inappropriate contact on the site.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXVI
I am going to put a strong disclaimer at the beginning of this blog entry and warn EVERYONE that it contains some material that some may find offensive (primarily people on social assistance or unmarried mothers). While I am not going to apologize for any of my words (as I sincerely meant them), what I will say is that I am not directing judgment in any way towards anyone other than the person to which I was communicating in this email. I thought long and hard before deciding that I would share this exchange and decided that it is my right to do so. If any of my ‘friends’ takes a personal exception to it, then they have the ability to exercise use of the ‘Remove From Friends’ button and move on with their lives. I’m not going to get into a social debate over any of my words.
So, here is the deal. I am single and have been actively dating – making no secret of that fact. I have been dating a number of different people and apparently have been seen being squired around town by various gentlemen. A woman, that I would have previously considered to be a friend (from a past religious life), emailed me with concern about my behavior. And here is the hot freaking mess that ensued.
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
It’s been a while girl! I miss you! But you have been the topic of several discussions around the Hall lately and I had to let you know that I don’t think that you are making wise choices for yourself these days. Even though you decided to leave, you need to think about what you are doing and how it impacts your life. It isn’t good for you to be seen with a different guy every night of the week. What are people going to think of you? Don’t you have any respect for yourself? Have you changed so much? Just take a few steps back and think about what you are doing, reflect in prayer, and I think that you may make some smarter choices in the future. I don’t want to see you end up in a mess.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Dear Interfering Religious Nightmare,
Wow! What an interesting email to receive . . . I have to say that I am surprised that you would contact me with a message like that! It has been an exceedingly long time since we have been in touch. I did try to retain our friendship, but you never seemed to have the time to get together. Although, apparently since you and your cohorts don’t have anything better to do than gossip about me, I can see why you wouldn’t have time to maintain a friendship with a decent person. I would actually thank you to not discuss me with those people . . . none of you know anything about me or my life, so I would recommend that you mind your own business.
Jenny
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
You have taken our concern for your life the wrong way. We are all concerned for you, which is why it was brought up. People see you out at all hours of the day and night, each time with a different man, and what do you expect them to think Jenny? That is not appropriate behavior of a God-fearing woman and you know better than to act in such a manner. I am surprised that you would be doing that when you know the dangers of the flesh. I continue to hope and pray that you will return. You are in my constant thoughts.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Mmmm . . . so just because I am seen out – IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC – with men, it makes people worry about me? That is the most absurd thing possible. No one knows what the situation is with the person that I might be out with and it isn’t any of their business. But, naturally, since I know how warped everyone in your religion is, you all automatically assume the worst. Heaven forbid that I should actually be able to control my sexual impulses! However, the last time that I checked, my behavior wasn’t any concern of yours. I neither want nor need your prayers. Save them for someone that is interested sister. And save your concern for someone that needs it . . . I am perfectly fine.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
For someone that is innocent, you are taking offense to my concern for you. All I know is that, from the outside, it makes you look like a women with loose morals. And I only thought it was fair to let you know how it appeared to other people. That is all.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
OHHHHH . . . I totally get it. So, because I date, I am a whore? Because I date different men, I am automatically screwing each one of them?!? You know what? The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one that had two children by two different men . . . neither of which I was married to. So, if you are going to cast dispersions on someone, you may want to look in the mirror sweetie. Because if you are looking for a woman of ill repute, it sure as FUCK isn’t me.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Your words were like a knife through my heart. I will admit that I have made mistakes, but have asked and received forgiveness for those. It isn’t fair for you to throw my past up at me when I have worked hard to move past it. And I am trying to help save you. Your eternal life is at risk here.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Oh yes . . . your convenient indiscretions. How old is the baby? Ten months now? And you never even got disfellowshipped for the last one . . . I know how it works. Believe me . . . I have been around enough to know. And I told you before that I don’t need you to save me – that isn’t something that is in your power, nor should it be something that you should want to do. Look within girl . . . I think you have more than enough personal issues to handle, without trying to ‘help’ me. I’ve got a rocking life over here . . . I am a productive member of society, with gainful employment, wonderfully loving and supportive friends, and a VERY active social life (as you and your stalking friends know). I couldn’t ask for me. Oh wait . . . I can and am asking you to now leave me alone. I’m not interested in any further nonsense from you. Just let it go . . .
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You think I didn’t get your dig about employment? I know you were mocking me about being on assistance. That was just mean and unnecessary. I am trying and am doing the best that I can do. That is all that any of us can do. I am dedicating my life to God and raising my children the best way that I can. I only hope that you can turn your life around before it is too late. Satan has snared you and I am so sorry for you.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Actually I was not mocking you for being on welfare and living in a project . . . but since you brought it up, I think maybe you should expend some of the precious energy that you use in service to God in actually looking for a job so that I don’t have to work so hard to support you and your children. If I am so snared by the Devil, you shouldn’t want my money paying your way!
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Did you want to make me cry? Because that is what you have done. I will continue to pray for your return, but you know things between us will never be the same. I am sorry for you and hope that you do not end up crawling back to me and asking for forgiveness. But I think you will.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You just couldn’t let it go, could you? Honey . . . the day I come crawling back to you for anything, will be the day AFTER they put me into the ground. And the only thing that will come to you will be my spirit – to haunt you for being such an evil witch. Now, dry those tears . . . I don’t want you crying. That’s just weak and pathetic . . . if you were truly doing the ‘best that you can’ then my words wouldn’t have meant a damn thing to you. Now, I am off on a HOT date. Hopefully I run into one of your cohorts. I’ll make sure to wave.
So, here is the deal. I am single and have been actively dating – making no secret of that fact. I have been dating a number of different people and apparently have been seen being squired around town by various gentlemen. A woman, that I would have previously considered to be a friend (from a past religious life), emailed me with concern about my behavior. And here is the hot freaking mess that ensued.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
It’s been a while girl! I miss you! But you have been the topic of several discussions around the Hall lately and I had to let you know that I don’t think that you are making wise choices for yourself these days. Even though you decided to leave, you need to think about what you are doing and how it impacts your life. It isn’t good for you to be seen with a different guy every night of the week. What are people going to think of you? Don’t you have any respect for yourself? Have you changed so much? Just take a few steps back and think about what you are doing, reflect in prayer, and I think that you may make some smarter choices in the future. I don’t want to see you end up in a mess.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Dear Interfering Religious Nightmare,
Wow! What an interesting email to receive . . . I have to say that I am surprised that you would contact me with a message like that! It has been an exceedingly long time since we have been in touch. I did try to retain our friendship, but you never seemed to have the time to get together. Although, apparently since you and your cohorts don’t have anything better to do than gossip about me, I can see why you wouldn’t have time to maintain a friendship with a decent person. I would actually thank you to not discuss me with those people . . . none of you know anything about me or my life, so I would recommend that you mind your own business.
Jenny
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
You have taken our concern for your life the wrong way. We are all concerned for you, which is why it was brought up. People see you out at all hours of the day and night, each time with a different man, and what do you expect them to think Jenny? That is not appropriate behavior of a God-fearing woman and you know better than to act in such a manner. I am surprised that you would be doing that when you know the dangers of the flesh. I continue to hope and pray that you will return. You are in my constant thoughts.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Mmmm . . . so just because I am seen out – IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC – with men, it makes people worry about me? That is the most absurd thing possible. No one knows what the situation is with the person that I might be out with and it isn’t any of their business. But, naturally, since I know how warped everyone in your religion is, you all automatically assume the worst. Heaven forbid that I should actually be able to control my sexual impulses! However, the last time that I checked, my behavior wasn’t any concern of yours. I neither want nor need your prayers. Save them for someone that is interested sister. And save your concern for someone that needs it . . . I am perfectly fine.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
For someone that is innocent, you are taking offense to my concern for you. All I know is that, from the outside, it makes you look like a women with loose morals. And I only thought it was fair to let you know how it appeared to other people. That is all.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
OHHHHH . . . I totally get it. So, because I date, I am a whore? Because I date different men, I am automatically screwing each one of them?!? You know what? The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one that had two children by two different men . . . neither of which I was married to. So, if you are going to cast dispersions on someone, you may want to look in the mirror sweetie. Because if you are looking for a woman of ill repute, it sure as FUCK isn’t me.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Your words were like a knife through my heart. I will admit that I have made mistakes, but have asked and received forgiveness for those. It isn’t fair for you to throw my past up at me when I have worked hard to move past it. And I am trying to help save you. Your eternal life is at risk here.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Oh yes . . . your convenient indiscretions. How old is the baby? Ten months now? And you never even got disfellowshipped for the last one . . . I know how it works. Believe me . . . I have been around enough to know. And I told you before that I don’t need you to save me – that isn’t something that is in your power, nor should it be something that you should want to do. Look within girl . . . I think you have more than enough personal issues to handle, without trying to ‘help’ me. I’ve got a rocking life over here . . . I am a productive member of society, with gainful employment, wonderfully loving and supportive friends, and a VERY active social life (as you and your stalking friends know). I couldn’t ask for me. Oh wait . . . I can and am asking you to now leave me alone. I’m not interested in any further nonsense from you. Just let it go . . .
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You think I didn’t get your dig about employment? I know you were mocking me about being on assistance. That was just mean and unnecessary. I am trying and am doing the best that I can do. That is all that any of us can do. I am dedicating my life to God and raising my children the best way that I can. I only hope that you can turn your life around before it is too late. Satan has snared you and I am so sorry for you.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Actually I was not mocking you for being on welfare and living in a project . . . but since you brought it up, I think maybe you should expend some of the precious energy that you use in service to God in actually looking for a job so that I don’t have to work so hard to support you and your children. If I am so snared by the Devil, you shouldn’t want my money paying your way!
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Did you want to make me cry? Because that is what you have done. I will continue to pray for your return, but you know things between us will never be the same. I am sorry for you and hope that you do not end up crawling back to me and asking for forgiveness. But I think you will.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You just couldn’t let it go, could you? Honey . . . the day I come crawling back to you for anything, will be the day AFTER they put me into the ground. And the only thing that will come to you will be my spirit – to haunt you for being such an evil witch. Now, dry those tears . . . I don’t want you crying. That’s just weak and pathetic . . . if you were truly doing the ‘best that you can’ then my words wouldn’t have meant a damn thing to you. Now, I am off on a HOT date. Hopefully I run into one of your cohorts. I’ll make sure to wave.
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