The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXX

Hi everyone! It’s been a bit since I have shared a loserville from my dating site with you all, but I couldn’t keep this one to myself. From his opening line to his closing line, he showed himself to be classless and really just insane. How some of these men get dates, I am sure I will never know . . . but this one struck out with me. I hope you enjoy reading it . . . I love a good psycho!

Oh . . . and if you want to know what my dating rules are, here you go (copied from my dating profile):

Don't message me if you:
1) are a racist
2) are an active drug user
3) are currently on parole/probation
4) are married - even if you have allegedly separated or filed for divorce
5) are trying to get me to send you money overseas
6) are someone who does not know how to treat a lady, because I deserve WAY better than that!

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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: June 30, 2010 12:06 am
Subject: Hi

You look like the type who would stab someone with a kitchen knife if they displeased you.

I'm not holding that against you or anything, I'm just saying.

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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: June 30, 2010 11:36 am
Subject: Re: Hi

What exactly does that type of person look like? I'm curious to know what quality you 'see' in me that would make me look like a psycho . . .

And I actually consider it to be a flaw in your character that you would not consider such a characteristic in me to be something you would hold against me. If I were to perceive such a thing about you, I would definitely hold it against you. I clearly would not initiate contact with someone I perceived to be potentially insane. I’m just saying . . .

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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 1, 2010 7:56 pm
Subject: Re: Hi

Holy overreaction batman! I didn’t say you were psycho, just that you looked like the type to take someone out for making you mad. I don’t think I am wrong. I think it’s a sexy quality. Turns me on.

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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 2, 2010 8:10 pm
Subject: Re: Hi

Mmm . . . I wouldn’t say that I overreacted at all. Because stabbing someone that displeased me is a psychotic behavior. You not thinking that type of behavior is psychotic is incredibly troublesome to me. It indicates you have severe issues and should seek immediate counseling. It definitely isn’t sexy . . . unless you are a serial killer or the type of person that enjoys torturing children or small animals. I am the type to carve you up verbally . . . but physical violence? Never . . . no one is ever worth sacrificing my physical freedom for.

Speaking of which . . . something tells me that you violate one of my dating rules . . . when did you get out prison?

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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 3, 2010 9:20 am
Subject: Re: Hi

Woh woh woh! No one said I was in prison!

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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 4, 2010 12:12 pm
Subject: Re: Hi

Oh I apologize . . . I forget the semantics of it all. Was it state or county jail?

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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 4, 2010 3:29 pm
Subject: Re: Hi

You are kind of a bitch. But I like it. And it was county. Doesn’t even count.

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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 4, 2010 9:52 pm
Subject: Re: Hi

Mmm . . . well . . . if I needed any additional reason to block you, I now have it. Sorry for being classified as a ‘bitch’ in your world. But, I have standards . . . and those standards do not allow for me to date criminals. And, just so you are aware, county jail totally counts. Do you think that the crime you were convicted of was erased because you didn’t go to state or federal prison? Wrong! You are a criminal . . . face up to it, own up to it . . . I am sure you will be facing a judge many times in the future. Do you think they will discount your county jail time? Rest assured – they won’t! And I am sure that your probation/parole officer thinks your jail time counts . . . you are a drain on his/her already overused time.

My dating standards also dictate that I don’t date men that get hard-ons from obsessive, psychotic behavior. Unless you like being carved up with a kitchen knife, it isn’t something that you should find stimulating. Seek therapy the next time you are locked up. You will seriously benefit from it.

And I don’t communicate with men that call me a bitch. I embrace being one . . . but crap weasels like you aren’t allowed to address me as such.

As is so often the case with the loserville’s on this site that email me, I won’t wish you good luck with your dating life. I will wish you good luck in staying out of the state penitentiary. But something tells me that you aren’t going to have that good fortune. I hope you are into bondage . . . you won’t be free for long!