The Hall of Shame ~ Part XVI

Back by popular demand is the Hall of Shame! You know you want it . . . so read on!

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From: John

damn damn damn you are gorgeous, kisses baby message me back and lets have some fun

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From: Jenny

Just because I have a morbid sense of curiosity, do enlighten me and tell me what sort of fun are you interested in having with someone with a relationship status of ‘In a Relationship’?

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From: John

well I want to have all kinds of fun ,but what I was referring to is you and me naked and me having seeing ,using and enjoying every inch of you baby

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From: Jenny

Lord . . . that is just pathetic! Get lost!

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From: John

shame, I find you exquisite, you turn me on big time, kisses and be well darlin


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So, here is my two cents worth.

1) First and foremost . . . this guy (I kid you not!) is 65 years old! Nasty, nasty, nasty! I am half his age! Soooooo not going to happen!

2) I got not one, not two, but three ‘damns’ from his guy. I’m a triple damn type of girl! I may just swoon at his sweet words . . . he does know how to lure a lady in, now doesn’t he? Sweet talker!

3) He wants to have some fun with me. What kind of fun do you think that was? My guess is that he wants me to check him out of the nursing home for the afternoon. Eeeeww . . . . just eeeewww!

4) Okay, so I could not help myself. I had to find out what the old dude wanted. Do you really blame me?!? Did you really expect the response that I got? Come on now! He wants to see, use, and enjoy every inch of me? Oh boy! There isn’t enough Viagra in the world for his geriatric behind for that!

5) Now, I do give the guy credit for being classy enough to call me exquisite . . . and for being intelligent enough to spell it . . . but perverted old guy doesn’t even begin to cover this one. The consummate dirty old man . . . and, naturally, he wanted me. Oh the joy of being me!

That’s all for today . . . but you know that I will be back soon with another Loserville to skewer with my rapier wit! I might try posting a picture of my cleavage to deliberately lure some suckers in . . . Ha ha ha . . . nah! That would be too easy! Like shooting fish in a barrel!