The Hall of Shame ~ Part XVII

OMG! I cannot believe that it has been so long since I have posted a Hall of Shame blog! I have not deliberately neglected you all . . . nor have I not written a blog because I have not had anyone to roast . . . I have just not really been spending that much time on MySpace recently. However, my slacking has come to an end . . . because this loser was just too good to keep to myself!

Check out the email below that I received from a 47 year old, married man on myYearbook. He was not on my friend list or anything, but this was his introductory email to me. Below that is the ACTUAL email that I wrote back to him. I did not edit it for this blog in any way. I hope you enjoy reading it!

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Sent by: HarleyJ**4u

Hi Gorgeous! How are you today?
i saw your profile and wanted to say Hello!
love to be a friend! love your pics and profile!
Check out my pics and let me know what you think!
Hope to chat sometime!
Love and Hot Wet Orgasms to You Dear!!!
Jim
HarleyJ**4U on Yahoo
HarleyJ**4U at comcast dot net

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Sent by: Jenny H

Jim,

You have GOT to be kidding me! Was that really your attempt to introduce yourself?!? Don’t get me wrong . . . you started out decently by doling out compliments and feigning interest in my general well-being. But come on man . . . your execution is horribly flawed!

You say you want to be friends . . . that is believable . . . especially considering the age difference and the fact that you are married. Heaven knows that any woman of class and basic morality would never consider anything else.

So . . . you must be dying to know where you went wrong in your email to me. Well, first I have to confess that my curiosity got the best of me because you did not have a default picture posted. So, I wasted a few moments of my very valuable time to navigate to your page to check out your pictures. What a mistake that was!!!! I will probably never recover from the trauma of seeing you in your Hanes briefs! And while, apparently, some women on this web site seem to think that your ‘package’ is impressive, I am not one of them. Your two inches of screaming thunder did not inspire me to want to meet up with you . . . the only thing that it inspired in me was my upchuck reflex.

Next, I do not chat . . . so thank you for providing me with your contact information. Rest assured that I will not be using it.

Finally, in closing, I would like to thank you for reminding me just how revolting some men can be. “Love and Hot Wet Orgasms to You Dear!!!” Seriously? I just do not even have words for the level of ridiculousness that a statement like that has. What I do know is that you will NEVER be inducing either of those things in any way, shape, or form in my universe.

Now . . . I encourage you to get off of the Internet and go and pay attention to your wife. That is the person that you should be wooing. You are lucky to have one person interested in your lame-ass . . .

Jenny

P.S. You totally made my day with your email. I write a blog about losers that email me . . . and you just made the cut! >:-)


Jenny’s Note:
Geriatric Jim did not write back to my email . . . I was rather looking forward to his response. I was disappointed . . . but I guess there really wasn’t much for him to say. He he he he . . .