The Hall of Shame ~ Part XIII

The pain! The pain of it all! This Hall of Shame winner just really couldn’t buy a clue if he had a million dollars. Check out our email chain . . . my comments are at the end. He he . . . I did have fun with this one!

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Sent by: Pablo

jenny you so sexy i lake to take you out plz

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Sent by: Jenny

Lord . . . is that the best you could come up with?!? In case you missed it, my status says ‘In a Relationship’. So, get lost!

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Sent by: Pablo

am sorry i wait fo you he is a lucky man i see you pic and fall an love with you

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Sent by: Jenny

Are you not married? Seems to me that you have a picture of a wife and child on your profile. I’m so emailing her, you giant loser! Your faithless ass will be in divorce court by the end of the year!

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Sent by: Pablo

am sorry im an love with you you so sexy


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Jenny’s Two Cents Worth:

1. Okay . . . so, obviously, this guy has a very limited handle on the English language. All the more reason why he should refrain from emailing people like me! Loser! Go find some nice chica that wants your lame Latino attention!

2. Seriously! If you are going to use the Internet to try and commit adultery, do not use the profile that has your WIFE as your number one friend! For the love of God! How freaking dumb are you?!?

3. If you are going to be a total waste of skin, could you maybe take the pictures of your child off of your profile? Even if you and your wife are into some freaky crap online, your innocent child shouldn’t have anything to do with it. It pains me that people like this are able to produce children . . . heaven only knows what type of lifestyle that poor child has.

4. What in the Sam Hill makes people think that it is okay to throw the word “love” around all of the time? You do not love me, you giant freak of nature! It is very clear that you do not even know what love is . . .

5. I did email his wife . . . yeah . . . because I am a heinous bitch like that. Her response? A dramatic online sigh and a thank you to me for letting her know. She reported that her husband of eight years does this all of the time . . . and no, he really is not that bright. But, for all of that, she ‘loves’ him . . . I wonder if it is the same way that he loves me? It could explain a lot.

6. The truly tragic thing about this whole situation is that Pablo’s wife actually told me that she has interrupted several real-life assignations that Pablo set-up. Tell me, ladies, what would you do to little Pablo in this situation? Yeah . . . Lorena Bobbitt would have nothing on me! I guess his wife is just pathetic enough to put up with it . . . so I guess she deserves it. Maybe when she ends up with some communicable disease from her cheating husband, she will actually get a clue. But, I wouldn’t bank on it . . .

7. You are sorry? You don't say?!? Honestly . . . stop apologizing all over the place! I know that your ass is sorry . . . I knew it from the second that I saw the mail in my Inbox. Do the world a favor, would you? Kill yourself now . . . I will loan you my gun.

FYI: Pablo was never even on my friend list. He ‘fell in love’ with me based on my default picture alone. Mmmm . . . quite the femme fatale aren’t I? Ha ha ha ha . . .