Hi everyone! It’s been a bit since I have shared a loserville from my dating site with you all, but I couldn’t keep this one to myself. From his opening line to his closing line, he showed himself to be classless and really just insane. How some of these men get dates, I am sure I will never know . . . but this one struck out with me. I hope you enjoy reading it . . . I love a good psycho!
Oh . . . and if you want to know what my dating rules are, here you go (copied from my dating profile):
Don't message me if you:
1) are a racist
2) are an active drug user
3) are currently on parole/probation
4) are married - even if you have allegedly separated or filed for divorce
5) are trying to get me to send you money overseas
6) are someone who does not know how to treat a lady, because I deserve WAY better than that!
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: June 30, 2010 12:06 am
Subject: Hi
You look like the type who would stab someone with a kitchen knife if they displeased you.
I'm not holding that against you or anything, I'm just saying.
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: June 30, 2010 11:36 am
Subject: Re: Hi
What exactly does that type of person look like? I'm curious to know what quality you 'see' in me that would make me look like a psycho . . .
And I actually consider it to be a flaw in your character that you would not consider such a characteristic in me to be something you would hold against me. If I were to perceive such a thing about you, I would definitely hold it against you. I clearly would not initiate contact with someone I perceived to be potentially insane. I’m just saying . . .
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 1, 2010 7:56 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Holy overreaction batman! I didn’t say you were psycho, just that you looked like the type to take someone out for making you mad. I don’t think I am wrong. I think it’s a sexy quality. Turns me on.
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 2, 2010 8:10 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Mmm . . . I wouldn’t say that I overreacted at all. Because stabbing someone that displeased me is a psychotic behavior. You not thinking that type of behavior is psychotic is incredibly troublesome to me. It indicates you have severe issues and should seek immediate counseling. It definitely isn’t sexy . . . unless you are a serial killer or the type of person that enjoys torturing children or small animals. I am the type to carve you up verbally . . . but physical violence? Never . . . no one is ever worth sacrificing my physical freedom for.
Speaking of which . . . something tells me that you violate one of my dating rules . . . when did you get out prison?
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 3, 2010 9:20 am
Subject: Re: Hi
Woh woh woh! No one said I was in prison!
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 4, 2010 12:12 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Oh I apologize . . . I forget the semantics of it all. Was it state or county jail?
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From: uwontforgetme
To: Jenny
Date: July 4, 2010 3:29 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
You are kind of a bitch. But I like it. And it was county. Doesn’t even count.
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To: Jenny
From: uwontforgetme
Date: July 4, 2010 9:52 pm
Subject: Re: Hi
Mmm . . . well . . . if I needed any additional reason to block you, I now have it. Sorry for being classified as a ‘bitch’ in your world. But, I have standards . . . and those standards do not allow for me to date criminals. And, just so you are aware, county jail totally counts. Do you think that the crime you were convicted of was erased because you didn’t go to state or federal prison? Wrong! You are a criminal . . . face up to it, own up to it . . . I am sure you will be facing a judge many times in the future. Do you think they will discount your county jail time? Rest assured – they won’t! And I am sure that your probation/parole officer thinks your jail time counts . . . you are a drain on his/her already overused time.
My dating standards also dictate that I don’t date men that get hard-ons from obsessive, psychotic behavior. Unless you like being carved up with a kitchen knife, it isn’t something that you should find stimulating. Seek therapy the next time you are locked up. You will seriously benefit from it.
And I don’t communicate with men that call me a bitch. I embrace being one . . . but crap weasels like you aren’t allowed to address me as such.
As is so often the case with the loserville’s on this site that email me, I won’t wish you good luck with your dating life. I will wish you good luck in staying out of the state penitentiary. But something tells me that you aren’t going to have that good fortune. I hope you are into bondage . . . you won’t be free for long!
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Friday, April 23, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXIX
Hello boys and girls! I hope that this update finds you all doing well and managing to make it through spring with joy and minimal allergy attacks!
So, this Hall of Shame entry is coming to you compliments of the gossip mill . . . which runs like mad in small town like mine. Unfortunately, people tend to believe the stupid shit that they hear. And, even more unfortunate, they will ask me about the stupid shit that they hear!
Check out the email chain below for an exchange I had yesterday with an alleged friend . . . somehow I think a friend no more! Feel free to let me know if you think I was overly sensitive. I can take the criticism . . . maybe!
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
You came up in a convo last night. What is the situation with your r-ship? I thought you were in one and I heard last night you are running around with someone else on the side. I was really surprised to hear that. Let me know!
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Mmm . . . I am not quite sure how to respond to this message really because it bothers me on several levels. What exactly was it that was being said? And I certainly hope that you would not believe I would act in such a way. Although, by virtue of the fact that you felt compelled to email and ask, it would indicate that you did believe it.
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Don’t be so sensitive! You know we love to talk! We were discussing some things and it came up that you were dating several people. I am the one that said you were in a relationship. But that led to mention of you spending all of your time with someone that isn’t your boyfriend. So, you tell me what that means. It is your behavior, not mine, that is making people talk.
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
It’s fascinating how me having a male friend has apparently turned me into a giant whore. And I just love how you are so willing to believe it. And I am not being sensitive! How I spend my time, whether or not I am in a relationship, really isn’t anyone else’s business. It’s really sad that you and your cohorts have such little else going on in your lives that you are resorting to making up lies about mine.
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
I should have known you would freak over this. But, you have to know that if you act a certain way, people are going to talk. It doesn’t mean that people think you are a whore. The last time we saw each other, you were in a solid relationship. Now you are spending 24x7 with someone else? What is with that? And everyone thinks you are in a relationship – but definitely not with this person you are always with. It is only reasonable to think that you have something not quite kosher going on. And I don’t think it is right for you to behave that way if the men in your life do not know what is going on. Someone could get hurt and that isn’t right.
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
You are so ridiculous that I cannot even begin to string together enough words to capture it. Are you really intimating that I am the type of person to be involved with multiple people? You really do not know me at all do you?!? Well, let me enlighten you on a few things.
First, there is this lovely concept of friendship. Boys and girls can be JUST friends. If I am gallivanting around with a man, that I am not in a relationship with, he is my friend. And, you know what? I am not fucking him. Why is that? Because I have a moral compass that would not allow for that type of behavior. Unlike you! The last time I checked, weren’t you in an open marriage? That very thought makes me throw up in my mouth. But, I have – time and time again – defended your right to do whatever you want with your marriage. Too bad you do not display the same loyalty. Trust me, I won’t waste my energy defending you in the future . . . I may even join in the fun.
Second, what is your interest in the situation? What exactly is there for you to get all worked up about? Why would you care if I ‘hurt’ someone? Do you have an interest in the person I am in a relationship with? Or are you interested in my friend? Don’t think I’m a total idiot here . . . I know how you roll. And if you are concerned about anything, it is what you can get out of it. And trust me, neither of them would ever want anything to do with you.
Third, perhaps you should try to work on this lovely thing that we call ‘minding your own business’. And I would encourage you to have your partners in crime do the same thing. I also call it ‘getting a life’. My life is my own . . . and if you have nothing better to do than sit around and discuss it, then I feel really very sorry for you. I mean, I know that I am fascinating and all . . . but if you are all going to sit around and gossip about me, I would at least encourage you to make sure it is true – or keep it to yourself. I am not a fan of gossip . . . it has caused me an immeasurable amount of pain in my life and I will not get sucked into that nightmare ever again. True friends have better things to do than talk badly about the people they love. I know I do. But, then again, I am a true friend. You must not be.
Last, but certainly not least, I don’t think (not for one second) that I am being overly sensitive about this situation. I think it is a really sad state of affairs that you think it is acceptable to sit around and talk shit about your friends. It is even more pathetic that you believed the lies that someone else was spouting off about me . . . so much that you had to check with me about them. It’s disgusting behavior to me. I do not behave like that and I am saddened to know that you do.
That’s all . . .
Jenny
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
I am sorry you feel that way. I guess I thought that checking with you was the best way to handle it. I know otherwise now. That doesn’t mean I am not your friend.
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
It’s simple. Did you believe what the other people were saying about me?
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Eveyrthing isn’t black and white that way. I did believe it, but I checked. That has to count for something.
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
No, it really doesn’t have to count for anything. Because, to me, you should know better than to believe that I would behave like a streetwalker. And, not for anything, if I were behaving like that, I would at least have the common sense to hide it. I am not a dumbass. If I were squirreling around in a relationship, I would not be parading around my small town with another guy. It’s absurd.
I don’t have anything else to say about this . . . I’m disappointed.
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
So dramatic all of the time! Can’t you just let it go?
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Mmm . . . I am going to go with a ‘NO’ . . . and thank you for now providing me with fodder for my next Hall of Shame entry. I was going to take the high road with this. I no longer feel that I need to do that.
So, this Hall of Shame entry is coming to you compliments of the gossip mill . . . which runs like mad in small town like mine. Unfortunately, people tend to believe the stupid shit that they hear. And, even more unfortunate, they will ask me about the stupid shit that they hear!
Check out the email chain below for an exchange I had yesterday with an alleged friend . . . somehow I think a friend no more! Feel free to let me know if you think I was overly sensitive. I can take the criticism . . . maybe!
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
You came up in a convo last night. What is the situation with your r-ship? I thought you were in one and I heard last night you are running around with someone else on the side. I was really surprised to hear that. Let me know!
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Mmm . . . I am not quite sure how to respond to this message really because it bothers me on several levels. What exactly was it that was being said? And I certainly hope that you would not believe I would act in such a way. Although, by virtue of the fact that you felt compelled to email and ask, it would indicate that you did believe it.
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Don’t be so sensitive! You know we love to talk! We were discussing some things and it came up that you were dating several people. I am the one that said you were in a relationship. But that led to mention of you spending all of your time with someone that isn’t your boyfriend. So, you tell me what that means. It is your behavior, not mine, that is making people talk.
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
It’s fascinating how me having a male friend has apparently turned me into a giant whore. And I just love how you are so willing to believe it. And I am not being sensitive! How I spend my time, whether or not I am in a relationship, really isn’t anyone else’s business. It’s really sad that you and your cohorts have such little else going on in your lives that you are resorting to making up lies about mine.
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
I should have known you would freak over this. But, you have to know that if you act a certain way, people are going to talk. It doesn’t mean that people think you are a whore. The last time we saw each other, you were in a solid relationship. Now you are spending 24x7 with someone else? What is with that? And everyone thinks you are in a relationship – but definitely not with this person you are always with. It is only reasonable to think that you have something not quite kosher going on. And I don’t think it is right for you to behave that way if the men in your life do not know what is going on. Someone could get hurt and that isn’t right.
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
You are so ridiculous that I cannot even begin to string together enough words to capture it. Are you really intimating that I am the type of person to be involved with multiple people? You really do not know me at all do you?!? Well, let me enlighten you on a few things.
First, there is this lovely concept of friendship. Boys and girls can be JUST friends. If I am gallivanting around with a man, that I am not in a relationship with, he is my friend. And, you know what? I am not fucking him. Why is that? Because I have a moral compass that would not allow for that type of behavior. Unlike you! The last time I checked, weren’t you in an open marriage? That very thought makes me throw up in my mouth. But, I have – time and time again – defended your right to do whatever you want with your marriage. Too bad you do not display the same loyalty. Trust me, I won’t waste my energy defending you in the future . . . I may even join in the fun.
Second, what is your interest in the situation? What exactly is there for you to get all worked up about? Why would you care if I ‘hurt’ someone? Do you have an interest in the person I am in a relationship with? Or are you interested in my friend? Don’t think I’m a total idiot here . . . I know how you roll. And if you are concerned about anything, it is what you can get out of it. And trust me, neither of them would ever want anything to do with you.
Third, perhaps you should try to work on this lovely thing that we call ‘minding your own business’. And I would encourage you to have your partners in crime do the same thing. I also call it ‘getting a life’. My life is my own . . . and if you have nothing better to do than sit around and discuss it, then I feel really very sorry for you. I mean, I know that I am fascinating and all . . . but if you are all going to sit around and gossip about me, I would at least encourage you to make sure it is true – or keep it to yourself. I am not a fan of gossip . . . it has caused me an immeasurable amount of pain in my life and I will not get sucked into that nightmare ever again. True friends have better things to do than talk badly about the people they love. I know I do. But, then again, I am a true friend. You must not be.
Last, but certainly not least, I don’t think (not for one second) that I am being overly sensitive about this situation. I think it is a really sad state of affairs that you think it is acceptable to sit around and talk shit about your friends. It is even more pathetic that you believed the lies that someone else was spouting off about me . . . so much that you had to check with me about them. It’s disgusting behavior to me. I do not behave like that and I am saddened to know that you do.
That’s all . . .
Jenny
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
I am sorry you feel that way. I guess I thought that checking with you was the best way to handle it. I know otherwise now. That doesn’t mean I am not your friend.
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
It’s simple. Did you believe what the other people were saying about me?
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From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Eveyrthing isn’t black and white that way. I did believe it, but I checked. That has to count for something.
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From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
No, it really doesn’t have to count for anything. Because, to me, you should know better than to believe that I would behave like a streetwalker. And, not for anything, if I were behaving like that, I would at least have the common sense to hide it. I am not a dumbass. If I were squirreling around in a relationship, I would not be parading around my small town with another guy. It’s absurd.
I don’t have anything else to say about this . . . I’m disappointed.
***
From: Nosy Noserson
To: Jenny
Subject: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
So dramatic all of the time! Can’t you just let it go?
***
From: Jenny
To: Nosy Noserson
Subject: RE: Checking In
Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2010
Mmm . . . I am going to go with a ‘NO’ . . . and thank you for now providing me with fodder for my next Hall of Shame entry. I was going to take the high road with this. I no longer feel that I need to do that.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXVIII
Hello one and all! So, spring is here with a vengeance . . . and I am loving it! Can you even stand how nice it is out?!? I know that I am enjoying this light jacket weather (okay, I know most people are sporting shorts already but I am cold all of the time!).
Well, I have a REAL winner for you with this Hall of Shame entry . . . I do so hope that you enjoy it. It comes to you from the dating web site that I have a profile on . . . which, as you probably know, lists me as being ‘in a relationship’ and ‘not available’. Regardless, this crackadoodle didn’t get that memo and really wanted to show his ass – even starting out really badly by insulting me. Read on for a humorous exchange . . . I know that I truly enjoyed it! And, just so you are aware, his screen name wasn’t “EbonyLoser” . . . it was a variation of “EbonyLover” . . . I changed it to protect his dumb behind! Although he really is horrific and deserves to be outed to the public! ;)
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To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/02/2010
Subject: Sup?
I checked your page. You arent that pretty and admit to being fat. So tell me why I should be interested in you.
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To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Are you kidding me with that email? I am not interested in telling you anything . . . get lost.
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To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Not a joke. Im a hot commodity. Why should I date someone like you over the other women on this site? I would like to know.
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To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
You shouldn’t date me . . . I would never consider you. You are clearly a loser. Now, I said it before, get lost. In addition to not being very pretty and being fat, I’m really not very nice.
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To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Not a good response. How do you expect to catch me like that? You big girls like a black man, dont you? I know we like you.
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To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/04/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
I can’t take it . . . really, I tried . . . and I just do not have it in me to let it go any longer. Do you have any idea how unfathomably rude and disgusting you are? Has that pick-up e-mail EVER worked for you? Because if it has, I feel really badly for the pathetic creature that lacked the self-esteem needed in order to shoot your sorry ass to the curb the way that you deserve. Let me just break a few things down for you (if you are capable of reading as much as I am about to write) . . . and then I will block you from contacting me again.
1) You are a hot commodity? In what universe are you hot? I can only imagine that it is your sorry mama telling you that . . . because your pock-filled face is one that ONLY a mother could love. And let me just mention to you that if the only pictures you have of yourself include you sporting stained clothing, you may just want to refrain from posting any at all. No woman wants to date Pigpen. NOT sexy.
2) Why should you want to date someone like me? Well . . . I would have to say because it would be the first sign of common sense that you would ever display. But, the reality is that someone like me – with decency, taste, and class – would never look twice at someone like you and someone like me would NEVER respond positively to such a disrespectful introductory message. You may want to consider some personality training. Whatever ghetto you grew up in must have rubbed off on you . . . but it isn’t something that most women find attractive. I know I don’t!
3) How do I expect to catch you? I think we have established that I am not interested in doing so. In fact, had you actually taken the time to READ my profile, you would see that I am in a relationship and am not pursuing new romantic interests at this time. So, this whole exchange could have been avoided . . . had you just possessed a little attention to detail. And the only way I want to catch you is if I were chasing you down with my car. However, rest assured that in that instance, I would indeed catch you.
4) Big girls like a black man because you like us? Hmm . . . really? What is it that you think is so appealing about you? Being disrespected and treated like absolute garbage? Because I can clearly see the level of respect that you would treat any woman in your life. Your first sentence to me was filled with trash . . . and there is nowhere to go from there but down. In this instance, I think that you saw that I am a big girl and considered me easy target for your abuse. However, you clearly misjudged the situation. I am not one of those weak and pathetic ‘big girls’ that is desperate for any male attention . . . that is willing to cling to your every word and would love to kiss your revolting feet. If that is what you are looking for (and believe me, I know your type), you may want to consider a dog . . . but, somehow I am sure you would abuse an animal just as horribly as you would the woman in your life. An animal I can feel sorry for . . . but any woman that would elect to be with you would just be full-on stupid. And, trust me, I am not that woman.
Now that I have cleared up a few of your outstanding questions, I am going to sign off. I hope that you managed to make it through this lengthy email. I know that I am exceedingly verbose, but I think it would be a valuable use of your time to reflect on the items I mentioned above and see how you can improve yourself. Truly, you could only improve, since you are a giant pile of shit now.
Suck it,
Jenny
Well, I have a REAL winner for you with this Hall of Shame entry . . . I do so hope that you enjoy it. It comes to you from the dating web site that I have a profile on . . . which, as you probably know, lists me as being ‘in a relationship’ and ‘not available’. Regardless, this crackadoodle didn’t get that memo and really wanted to show his ass – even starting out really badly by insulting me. Read on for a humorous exchange . . . I know that I truly enjoyed it! And, just so you are aware, his screen name wasn’t “EbonyLoser” . . . it was a variation of “EbonyLover” . . . I changed it to protect his dumb behind! Although he really is horrific and deserves to be outed to the public! ;)
***
To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/02/2010
Subject: Sup?
I checked your page. You arent that pretty and admit to being fat. So tell me why I should be interested in you.
***
To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Are you kidding me with that email? I am not interested in telling you anything . . . get lost.
***
To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Not a joke. Im a hot commodity. Why should I date someone like you over the other women on this site? I would like to know.
***
To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
You shouldn’t date me . . . I would never consider you. You are clearly a loser. Now, I said it before, get lost. In addition to not being very pretty and being fat, I’m really not very nice.
***
To: Jenny
From: EbonyLoser
Date: 04/03/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
Not a good response. How do you expect to catch me like that? You big girls like a black man, dont you? I know we like you.
***
To: EbonyLoser
From: Jenny
Date: 04/04/2010
Subject: Re: Sup?
I can’t take it . . . really, I tried . . . and I just do not have it in me to let it go any longer. Do you have any idea how unfathomably rude and disgusting you are? Has that pick-up e-mail EVER worked for you? Because if it has, I feel really badly for the pathetic creature that lacked the self-esteem needed in order to shoot your sorry ass to the curb the way that you deserve. Let me just break a few things down for you (if you are capable of reading as much as I am about to write) . . . and then I will block you from contacting me again.
1) You are a hot commodity? In what universe are you hot? I can only imagine that it is your sorry mama telling you that . . . because your pock-filled face is one that ONLY a mother could love. And let me just mention to you that if the only pictures you have of yourself include you sporting stained clothing, you may just want to refrain from posting any at all. No woman wants to date Pigpen. NOT sexy.
2) Why should you want to date someone like me? Well . . . I would have to say because it would be the first sign of common sense that you would ever display. But, the reality is that someone like me – with decency, taste, and class – would never look twice at someone like you and someone like me would NEVER respond positively to such a disrespectful introductory message. You may want to consider some personality training. Whatever ghetto you grew up in must have rubbed off on you . . . but it isn’t something that most women find attractive. I know I don’t!
3) How do I expect to catch you? I think we have established that I am not interested in doing so. In fact, had you actually taken the time to READ my profile, you would see that I am in a relationship and am not pursuing new romantic interests at this time. So, this whole exchange could have been avoided . . . had you just possessed a little attention to detail. And the only way I want to catch you is if I were chasing you down with my car. However, rest assured that in that instance, I would indeed catch you.
4) Big girls like a black man because you like us? Hmm . . . really? What is it that you think is so appealing about you? Being disrespected and treated like absolute garbage? Because I can clearly see the level of respect that you would treat any woman in your life. Your first sentence to me was filled with trash . . . and there is nowhere to go from there but down. In this instance, I think that you saw that I am a big girl and considered me easy target for your abuse. However, you clearly misjudged the situation. I am not one of those weak and pathetic ‘big girls’ that is desperate for any male attention . . . that is willing to cling to your every word and would love to kiss your revolting feet. If that is what you are looking for (and believe me, I know your type), you may want to consider a dog . . . but, somehow I am sure you would abuse an animal just as horribly as you would the woman in your life. An animal I can feel sorry for . . . but any woman that would elect to be with you would just be full-on stupid. And, trust me, I am not that woman.
Now that I have cleared up a few of your outstanding questions, I am going to sign off. I hope that you managed to make it through this lengthy email. I know that I am exceedingly verbose, but I think it would be a valuable use of your time to reflect on the items I mentioned above and see how you can improve yourself. Truly, you could only improve, since you are a giant pile of shit now.
Suck it,
Jenny
Monday, March 8, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXVII
Hello everyone! I know, I know . . . it has been way too long since I graced you with an entry in the Hall of Shame. As with everything else, it isn’t because I have not had anything to write up . . . but the reality is quite simple. I have been too busy to mock the poor suckerbunnies that contact me!
For this Hall of Shame entry, I was caught between two people . . . the first retard that was in the running is actually a long-time ‘friend’. I eventually took the person out of the pool because I thought it was just too cruel of me to do it. But, the winning entry for the Hall of Shame was just too ridiculous to keep to myself.
As you may know, I was doing the whole online dating thing for a bit. It was a HOT mess! Not that it didn’t have some great moments – and a great outcome – but the majority of the people on the site that I elected to use were just beyond absurd. And, even now, when my profile clearly lists me as “Seeing Someone” and states that I am “Unavailable for romantic points of contact” it does not deter people from emailing me. Now, that being said, I want to point out to you that I said ‘people’ for a very specific reason here . . . because the person in this entry is a WOMAN! Oh yeah . . . a woman tried to pick me up on the dating site – even though my profile clearly has me listed as Straight. So, check out the email interaction below with this woman. I have to say that it is particularly awesome!
Remember as well . . . I have a personal rule that I always write back to people that contact me – just out of respect. I think that it is rude to ignore points of contact, because I would hate it if I put myself out there and someone couldn’t even take a second to respond to me. But, unlike most of these people, I would accept their response with dignity and move on with my life!
I also want to point out that I have several very good friends that are gay and I adore them. None of my comments are meant in any way, shape, or form meant to hurt or disparage anyone. But (as in all things), if you are going to pull this lion’s tail, you have to be prepared for the claws!
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: U R Smokin!
The subject says it all. I came across your page and had to send you a message to make sure you know how smokin hot you are. I’m Rebecca and am looking to meet up with you soon. Send me a message back.
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To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Thanks your very unusual message. However, I am actually in a committed, heterosexual relationship (as indicated on my profile) and am not looking to pursue anything new. Best wishes to you as you continue your search. I hope that you find what you are looking for.
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Yeah right. Talk about denial. I know who you are and you are not with a guy. I’m not playing games here. Lets just exchange numbers and get something started.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Mmm . . . you must have me confused with someone else there Rebecca. Because you do not know who I am – nor do you know anything about me. So, I would suggest that you take your interest elsewhere.
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
I’m not confused. I know you know who I am. You can pretend that you don’t want to be with me, but I know the truth. You are hot and so I am. Two women that look the way we do belong together. Give me your number and lets roll.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
You are beyond pathetic. If you want the truth, I will lay it out for you. If you knew me at all (which we both know you don’t), you would know how brutally honest I am. So, here it is:
1. If I were a lesbian, there is no way in HELL that I would be attracted to you. You look like a dude. And I would want someone that is at least as pretty as I am. As you said, I’m hot . . . let’s not pretend I’m not. You know I deserve better than you.
2. Two women that look the way we do belong together? I think you need a mirror . . . because you don’t look anything like a woman. Unless you are a cancer patient that is just growing back in your hair, you should consider a wig. And there is this great invention called make-up. You may want to run out to the nearest Sephora and request a consultation.
3. I am a heterosexual. I really do like the dick. When someone takes the time to tell you that, I would suggest that you believe them. By some miracle, if a man were to continuously hit on you, would you like it if he didn’t back off when you told him you were a raging lesbian? So take a note of this important lesson try to actually LISTEN when people respond to you. Most of the time, they are either trying to save hurting your feelings or – God forbid – telling the truth. Either way, you won’t get unnecessarily hurt in the process.
Now, Rebecca, wouldn’t this have been nicer had you just gone away after our first exchange? I am sure it goes without saying that I will be blocking you from contacting me again and reporting you for inappropriate contact on the site.
For this Hall of Shame entry, I was caught between two people . . . the first retard that was in the running is actually a long-time ‘friend’. I eventually took the person out of the pool because I thought it was just too cruel of me to do it. But, the winning entry for the Hall of Shame was just too ridiculous to keep to myself.
As you may know, I was doing the whole online dating thing for a bit. It was a HOT mess! Not that it didn’t have some great moments – and a great outcome – but the majority of the people on the site that I elected to use were just beyond absurd. And, even now, when my profile clearly lists me as “Seeing Someone” and states that I am “Unavailable for romantic points of contact” it does not deter people from emailing me. Now, that being said, I want to point out to you that I said ‘people’ for a very specific reason here . . . because the person in this entry is a WOMAN! Oh yeah . . . a woman tried to pick me up on the dating site – even though my profile clearly has me listed as Straight. So, check out the email interaction below with this woman. I have to say that it is particularly awesome!
Remember as well . . . I have a personal rule that I always write back to people that contact me – just out of respect. I think that it is rude to ignore points of contact, because I would hate it if I put myself out there and someone couldn’t even take a second to respond to me. But, unlike most of these people, I would accept their response with dignity and move on with my life!
I also want to point out that I have several very good friends that are gay and I adore them. None of my comments are meant in any way, shape, or form meant to hurt or disparage anyone. But (as in all things), if you are going to pull this lion’s tail, you have to be prepared for the claws!
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: U R Smokin!
The subject says it all. I came across your page and had to send you a message to make sure you know how smokin hot you are. I’m Rebecca and am looking to meet up with you soon. Send me a message back.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Thanks your very unusual message. However, I am actually in a committed, heterosexual relationship (as indicated on my profile) and am not looking to pursue anything new. Best wishes to you as you continue your search. I hope that you find what you are looking for.
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Yeah right. Talk about denial. I know who you are and you are not with a guy. I’m not playing games here. Lets just exchange numbers and get something started.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Mmm . . . you must have me confused with someone else there Rebecca. Because you do not know who I am – nor do you know anything about me. So, I would suggest that you take your interest elsewhere.
***
To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
I’m not confused. I know you know who I am. You can pretend that you don’t want to be with me, but I know the truth. You are hot and so I am. Two women that look the way we do belong together. Give me your number and lets roll.
***
To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
You are beyond pathetic. If you want the truth, I will lay it out for you. If you knew me at all (which we both know you don’t), you would know how brutally honest I am. So, here it is:
1. If I were a lesbian, there is no way in HELL that I would be attracted to you. You look like a dude. And I would want someone that is at least as pretty as I am. As you said, I’m hot . . . let’s not pretend I’m not. You know I deserve better than you.
2. Two women that look the way we do belong together? I think you need a mirror . . . because you don’t look anything like a woman. Unless you are a cancer patient that is just growing back in your hair, you should consider a wig. And there is this great invention called make-up. You may want to run out to the nearest Sephora and request a consultation.
3. I am a heterosexual. I really do like the dick. When someone takes the time to tell you that, I would suggest that you believe them. By some miracle, if a man were to continuously hit on you, would you like it if he didn’t back off when you told him you were a raging lesbian? So take a note of this important lesson try to actually LISTEN when people respond to you. Most of the time, they are either trying to save hurting your feelings or – God forbid – telling the truth. Either way, you won’t get unnecessarily hurt in the process.
Now, Rebecca, wouldn’t this have been nicer had you just gone away after our first exchange? I am sure it goes without saying that I will be blocking you from contacting me again and reporting you for inappropriate contact on the site.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXVI
I am going to put a strong disclaimer at the beginning of this blog entry and warn EVERYONE that it contains some material that some may find offensive (primarily people on social assistance or unmarried mothers). While I am not going to apologize for any of my words (as I sincerely meant them), what I will say is that I am not directing judgment in any way towards anyone other than the person to which I was communicating in this email. I thought long and hard before deciding that I would share this exchange and decided that it is my right to do so. If any of my ‘friends’ takes a personal exception to it, then they have the ability to exercise use of the ‘Remove From Friends’ button and move on with their lives. I’m not going to get into a social debate over any of my words.
So, here is the deal. I am single and have been actively dating – making no secret of that fact. I have been dating a number of different people and apparently have been seen being squired around town by various gentlemen. A woman, that I would have previously considered to be a friend (from a past religious life), emailed me with concern about my behavior. And here is the hot freaking mess that ensued.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
It’s been a while girl! I miss you! But you have been the topic of several discussions around the Hall lately and I had to let you know that I don’t think that you are making wise choices for yourself these days. Even though you decided to leave, you need to think about what you are doing and how it impacts your life. It isn’t good for you to be seen with a different guy every night of the week. What are people going to think of you? Don’t you have any respect for yourself? Have you changed so much? Just take a few steps back and think about what you are doing, reflect in prayer, and I think that you may make some smarter choices in the future. I don’t want to see you end up in a mess.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Dear Interfering Religious Nightmare,
Wow! What an interesting email to receive . . . I have to say that I am surprised that you would contact me with a message like that! It has been an exceedingly long time since we have been in touch. I did try to retain our friendship, but you never seemed to have the time to get together. Although, apparently since you and your cohorts don’t have anything better to do than gossip about me, I can see why you wouldn’t have time to maintain a friendship with a decent person. I would actually thank you to not discuss me with those people . . . none of you know anything about me or my life, so I would recommend that you mind your own business.
Jenny
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
You have taken our concern for your life the wrong way. We are all concerned for you, which is why it was brought up. People see you out at all hours of the day and night, each time with a different man, and what do you expect them to think Jenny? That is not appropriate behavior of a God-fearing woman and you know better than to act in such a manner. I am surprised that you would be doing that when you know the dangers of the flesh. I continue to hope and pray that you will return. You are in my constant thoughts.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Mmmm . . . so just because I am seen out – IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC – with men, it makes people worry about me? That is the most absurd thing possible. No one knows what the situation is with the person that I might be out with and it isn’t any of their business. But, naturally, since I know how warped everyone in your religion is, you all automatically assume the worst. Heaven forbid that I should actually be able to control my sexual impulses! However, the last time that I checked, my behavior wasn’t any concern of yours. I neither want nor need your prayers. Save them for someone that is interested sister. And save your concern for someone that needs it . . . I am perfectly fine.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
For someone that is innocent, you are taking offense to my concern for you. All I know is that, from the outside, it makes you look like a women with loose morals. And I only thought it was fair to let you know how it appeared to other people. That is all.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
OHHHHH . . . I totally get it. So, because I date, I am a whore? Because I date different men, I am automatically screwing each one of them?!? You know what? The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one that had two children by two different men . . . neither of which I was married to. So, if you are going to cast dispersions on someone, you may want to look in the mirror sweetie. Because if you are looking for a woman of ill repute, it sure as FUCK isn’t me.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Your words were like a knife through my heart. I will admit that I have made mistakes, but have asked and received forgiveness for those. It isn’t fair for you to throw my past up at me when I have worked hard to move past it. And I am trying to help save you. Your eternal life is at risk here.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Oh yes . . . your convenient indiscretions. How old is the baby? Ten months now? And you never even got disfellowshipped for the last one . . . I know how it works. Believe me . . . I have been around enough to know. And I told you before that I don’t need you to save me – that isn’t something that is in your power, nor should it be something that you should want to do. Look within girl . . . I think you have more than enough personal issues to handle, without trying to ‘help’ me. I’ve got a rocking life over here . . . I am a productive member of society, with gainful employment, wonderfully loving and supportive friends, and a VERY active social life (as you and your stalking friends know). I couldn’t ask for me. Oh wait . . . I can and am asking you to now leave me alone. I’m not interested in any further nonsense from you. Just let it go . . .
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You think I didn’t get your dig about employment? I know you were mocking me about being on assistance. That was just mean and unnecessary. I am trying and am doing the best that I can do. That is all that any of us can do. I am dedicating my life to God and raising my children the best way that I can. I only hope that you can turn your life around before it is too late. Satan has snared you and I am so sorry for you.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Actually I was not mocking you for being on welfare and living in a project . . . but since you brought it up, I think maybe you should expend some of the precious energy that you use in service to God in actually looking for a job so that I don’t have to work so hard to support you and your children. If I am so snared by the Devil, you shouldn’t want my money paying your way!
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Did you want to make me cry? Because that is what you have done. I will continue to pray for your return, but you know things between us will never be the same. I am sorry for you and hope that you do not end up crawling back to me and asking for forgiveness. But I think you will.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You just couldn’t let it go, could you? Honey . . . the day I come crawling back to you for anything, will be the day AFTER they put me into the ground. And the only thing that will come to you will be my spirit – to haunt you for being such an evil witch. Now, dry those tears . . . I don’t want you crying. That’s just weak and pathetic . . . if you were truly doing the ‘best that you can’ then my words wouldn’t have meant a damn thing to you. Now, I am off on a HOT date. Hopefully I run into one of your cohorts. I’ll make sure to wave.
So, here is the deal. I am single and have been actively dating – making no secret of that fact. I have been dating a number of different people and apparently have been seen being squired around town by various gentlemen. A woman, that I would have previously considered to be a friend (from a past religious life), emailed me with concern about my behavior. And here is the hot freaking mess that ensued.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
It’s been a while girl! I miss you! But you have been the topic of several discussions around the Hall lately and I had to let you know that I don’t think that you are making wise choices for yourself these days. Even though you decided to leave, you need to think about what you are doing and how it impacts your life. It isn’t good for you to be seen with a different guy every night of the week. What are people going to think of you? Don’t you have any respect for yourself? Have you changed so much? Just take a few steps back and think about what you are doing, reflect in prayer, and I think that you may make some smarter choices in the future. I don’t want to see you end up in a mess.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Dear Interfering Religious Nightmare,
Wow! What an interesting email to receive . . . I have to say that I am surprised that you would contact me with a message like that! It has been an exceedingly long time since we have been in touch. I did try to retain our friendship, but you never seemed to have the time to get together. Although, apparently since you and your cohorts don’t have anything better to do than gossip about me, I can see why you wouldn’t have time to maintain a friendship with a decent person. I would actually thank you to not discuss me with those people . . . none of you know anything about me or my life, so I would recommend that you mind your own business.
Jenny
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
You have taken our concern for your life the wrong way. We are all concerned for you, which is why it was brought up. People see you out at all hours of the day and night, each time with a different man, and what do you expect them to think Jenny? That is not appropriate behavior of a God-fearing woman and you know better than to act in such a manner. I am surprised that you would be doing that when you know the dangers of the flesh. I continue to hope and pray that you will return. You are in my constant thoughts.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Mmmm . . . so just because I am seen out – IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC – with men, it makes people worry about me? That is the most absurd thing possible. No one knows what the situation is with the person that I might be out with and it isn’t any of their business. But, naturally, since I know how warped everyone in your religion is, you all automatically assume the worst. Heaven forbid that I should actually be able to control my sexual impulses! However, the last time that I checked, my behavior wasn’t any concern of yours. I neither want nor need your prayers. Save them for someone that is interested sister. And save your concern for someone that needs it . . . I am perfectly fine.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
For someone that is innocent, you are taking offense to my concern for you. All I know is that, from the outside, it makes you look like a women with loose morals. And I only thought it was fair to let you know how it appeared to other people. That is all.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
OHHHHH . . . I totally get it. So, because I date, I am a whore? Because I date different men, I am automatically screwing each one of them?!? You know what? The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one that had two children by two different men . . . neither of which I was married to. So, if you are going to cast dispersions on someone, you may want to look in the mirror sweetie. Because if you are looking for a woman of ill repute, it sure as FUCK isn’t me.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Your words were like a knife through my heart. I will admit that I have made mistakes, but have asked and received forgiveness for those. It isn’t fair for you to throw my past up at me when I have worked hard to move past it. And I am trying to help save you. Your eternal life is at risk here.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Oh yes . . . your convenient indiscretions. How old is the baby? Ten months now? And you never even got disfellowshipped for the last one . . . I know how it works. Believe me . . . I have been around enough to know. And I told you before that I don’t need you to save me – that isn’t something that is in your power, nor should it be something that you should want to do. Look within girl . . . I think you have more than enough personal issues to handle, without trying to ‘help’ me. I’ve got a rocking life over here . . . I am a productive member of society, with gainful employment, wonderfully loving and supportive friends, and a VERY active social life (as you and your stalking friends know). I couldn’t ask for me. Oh wait . . . I can and am asking you to now leave me alone. I’m not interested in any further nonsense from you. Just let it go . . .
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You think I didn’t get your dig about employment? I know you were mocking me about being on assistance. That was just mean and unnecessary. I am trying and am doing the best that I can do. That is all that any of us can do. I am dedicating my life to God and raising my children the best way that I can. I only hope that you can turn your life around before it is too late. Satan has snared you and I am so sorry for you.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Actually I was not mocking you for being on welfare and living in a project . . . but since you brought it up, I think maybe you should expend some of the precious energy that you use in service to God in actually looking for a job so that I don’t have to work so hard to support you and your children. If I am so snared by the Devil, you shouldn’t want my money paying your way!
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Did you want to make me cry? Because that is what you have done. I will continue to pray for your return, but you know things between us will never be the same. I am sorry for you and hope that you do not end up crawling back to me and asking for forgiveness. But I think you will.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You just couldn’t let it go, could you? Honey . . . the day I come crawling back to you for anything, will be the day AFTER they put me into the ground. And the only thing that will come to you will be my spirit – to haunt you for being such an evil witch. Now, dry those tears . . . I don’t want you crying. That’s just weak and pathetic . . . if you were truly doing the ‘best that you can’ then my words wouldn’t have meant a damn thing to you. Now, I am off on a HOT date. Hopefully I run into one of your cohorts. I’ll make sure to wave.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXV
I think that online dating is going to keep me EXTREMELY busy when it comes to Hall of Shame entries! Even though my dating profile is not currently active, it does not stop people from contacting me if they had accessed my page previously (as the site retains a history of pages viewed).
The first thing that I would think is that if someone has deactivated their page, is that they do not wish to be contacted. Right? You know I am! Well, people are either lacking in the common sense necessary to make that determination on their own or they must think that they are divine enough to change my mind. Because I still get contacted . . . with annoying regularity. Why don’t I just delete my page you ask? Simply because if I decide to reactive my profile at some point in the future, I refuse to be forced to recreate the wheel . . . when they have an ‘inactive’ status for that exact purpose.
Just because I refuse to be one of those rude people that ignores points of contact, I actually do respond to all messages that I receive. And I include a very nicely worded email thanking the individual for their interest and wishing them the best with their search, but tell them that I am not interested in pursuing anything new at the current time. It is a nice and respectful way to behave. However, that exact behavior seems to have landed me into my latest online adventure. Read below for the email chain from the latest loser du jour!
To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 14, 2009 1:04 am
Why is your profile not active? You are on my favorites list so I can still see you. Are you just being coy?
***
To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 5:12 pm
No, I am not being coy. I am not looking to meet new people at this time, but do appreciate your interest. I wish you the best and hope that you are able to find what you are looking for.
***
To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 5:34 pm
I am pretty sure you are just being coy. You should look at my profile and I am sure that you will reconsider your decision not to meet new people. I think that I could be the man you are looking for. No doubt.
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 7:20 pm
While I cannot fault you for being confident, I also have to take a moment to assure you that I know my own mind and there is nothing to reconsider. This is not a personal attack on you, but if someone tells you that they are not interested (for any reason) it is a good idea to just accept that fact and move on. Thanks again for your message and good luck to you!
***
To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 8:22 pm
I am confident. That is why I know we will be a great match. I can see it in your pretty pictures. We would make an ideal couple. Why don’t you stop playing hard to get now and turn on your IM so we can get started falling in love?
***
To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 8:45 pm
Wow . . . your response actually made me laugh out loud. You clearly have no way of knowing who you are dealing with here, so let me take just a second to lay it on the line for you.
I tried to turn you down by being exceedingly polite. Apparently you are thick in the head and do not understand common courtesy and the meaning of the word “No”. You are probably the same type of man that thinks a woman that gets raped really wanted it.
A great match? Really? Because if you look at our match scores, we are a bottom of the barrel match. Rarely have I seen such a poor match – 72% enemy?!? I think I will have to pass on what you interpret as “ideal”. The site does have some concept of what they are doing – and I am not one of those believers that opposites attract. A match made in hell is what it sounds like to me!
Playing hard to get? It isn’t a game. I am impossible for you to get! But, if this were a game-like situation, I would have scored just by virtue of the fact that I do not have to converse with you any longer. I do so love the ‘Block User’ feature on this site. And in case your dense mind can’t figure it out, I am blocking you after sending this message. TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Falling in love over IM? Really? Now that is just pathetic. What do you think that you could possibly type that would evoke such a strong emotion in any woman – let alone someone like me, who is obviously superior to you on every level?
Now, I would highly recommend that you crawl back under whatever rock it is from which you emerged. Any woman of class, distinction, and (dare I say it) TASTE, will not want anything to do with someone that is abrasive, condescending, and obtuse. I won’t wish you good luck with my closing remark . . . as I do so hope that there isn’t anyone out there dumb enough to fall for you.
~Jenny
The first thing that I would think is that if someone has deactivated their page, is that they do not wish to be contacted. Right? You know I am! Well, people are either lacking in the common sense necessary to make that determination on their own or they must think that they are divine enough to change my mind. Because I still get contacted . . . with annoying regularity. Why don’t I just delete my page you ask? Simply because if I decide to reactive my profile at some point in the future, I refuse to be forced to recreate the wheel . . . when they have an ‘inactive’ status for that exact purpose.
Just because I refuse to be one of those rude people that ignores points of contact, I actually do respond to all messages that I receive. And I include a very nicely worded email thanking the individual for their interest and wishing them the best with their search, but tell them that I am not interested in pursuing anything new at the current time. It is a nice and respectful way to behave. However, that exact behavior seems to have landed me into my latest online adventure. Read below for the email chain from the latest loser du jour!
To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 14, 2009 1:04 am
Why is your profile not active? You are on my favorites list so I can still see you. Are you just being coy?
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 5:12 pm
No, I am not being coy. I am not looking to meet new people at this time, but do appreciate your interest. I wish you the best and hope that you are able to find what you are looking for.
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To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 5:34 pm
I am pretty sure you are just being coy. You should look at my profile and I am sure that you will reconsider your decision not to meet new people. I think that I could be the man you are looking for. No doubt.
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 7:20 pm
While I cannot fault you for being confident, I also have to take a moment to assure you that I know my own mind and there is nothing to reconsider. This is not a personal attack on you, but if someone tells you that they are not interested (for any reason) it is a good idea to just accept that fact and move on. Thanks again for your message and good luck to you!
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To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 8:22 pm
I am confident. That is why I know we will be a great match. I can see it in your pretty pictures. We would make an ideal couple. Why don’t you stop playing hard to get now and turn on your IM so we can get started falling in love?
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 8:45 pm
Wow . . . your response actually made me laugh out loud. You clearly have no way of knowing who you are dealing with here, so let me take just a second to lay it on the line for you.
I tried to turn you down by being exceedingly polite. Apparently you are thick in the head and do not understand common courtesy and the meaning of the word “No”. You are probably the same type of man that thinks a woman that gets raped really wanted it.
A great match? Really? Because if you look at our match scores, we are a bottom of the barrel match. Rarely have I seen such a poor match – 72% enemy?!? I think I will have to pass on what you interpret as “ideal”. The site does have some concept of what they are doing – and I am not one of those believers that opposites attract. A match made in hell is what it sounds like to me!
Playing hard to get? It isn’t a game. I am impossible for you to get! But, if this were a game-like situation, I would have scored just by virtue of the fact that I do not have to converse with you any longer. I do so love the ‘Block User’ feature on this site. And in case your dense mind can’t figure it out, I am blocking you after sending this message. TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Falling in love over IM? Really? Now that is just pathetic. What do you think that you could possibly type that would evoke such a strong emotion in any woman – let alone someone like me, who is obviously superior to you on every level?
Now, I would highly recommend that you crawl back under whatever rock it is from which you emerged. Any woman of class, distinction, and (dare I say it) TASTE, will not want anything to do with someone that is abrasive, condescending, and obtuse. I won’t wish you good luck with my closing remark . . . as I do so hope that there isn’t anyone out there dumb enough to fall for you.
~Jenny
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXIV
Here is the deal . . . after my last failed relationship, I decided that I would actually pursue the world of online dating. At the very least, I figured that I couldn’t possibly do any worse finding people online than I have been doing in real life. Right? I mean, in all seriousness, I have TERRIBLE luck with guys . . . and thought that maybe a change of pace would be a good thing.
So, I already had a profile on a web site that could potentially be used for dating. Instead of starting from scratch, I elected to just populate the page with real information and roll with it . . . and see where it got me. And, in the grand scheme of things, I have actually done well. I have been talking with some seemingly nice people and went on several nice dates already. One gentleman in particular absolutely rocks . . . he is pretty special. However, you KNOW that there is always an exception to that rule . . . and that is my current Hall of Shame winner.
This loserville emailed me the same day that I activated my profile on the web site. I didn’t think he was a troll or anything and we seemed to have some things in common, so I thought that I would write back to him. He was one of the crunchy granola, artist types – but I didn’t mind because he had a real job.
All of that aside, we emailed and instant messaged for a couple of days and he seemed relatively nice. And then the axe fell . . . we were so NOT compatible when it came to one very important area. Can you guess what it was? Come on . . . you know you can! Religion! Read below for our interaction . . . it is an absolute riot!
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
We have not had a discussion about religion. Your profile says ‘Christian and laughing about it’. What exactly do you find funny about Christ?
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
I don’t find anything specifically funny about Christ . . . however, I do find organized religion to be an absolute nightmare – filled with nothing but hypocrites, liars, and pedophiles. I choose to laugh about it, rather than waste any other of my valuable emotions on it. I notice that your profile does not have a response populated for that question. I assumed that meant that you were not religiously inclined. Was that an incorrect assumption?
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
Yes, Jenny, that was an incorrect assumption on your part. You know that assuming anything makes an ass out of you and that is what happened here. It is people like you that are ruining the world for honest hearted Christians like me. I am shocked that someone that is educated and well-versed as you are would have such a false belief about religion. I can only pray that you will be shown the light and be saved by Christ. If you cannot put your life in the hands of our Lord and Savior and return to church, I cannot continue to talk to you. People that mock Christianity are doomed to burn in hellfire.
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
Good God Y’all! You are serious, aren’t you? Honey bun, you need to step away from whatever Kool-Aid you have been drinking and open your eyes. Every single organized religion in this world is corrupt. I didn’t say one false word about God or his son and you do not have to haul your ass into church in order to have a strong belief system or values. If you really believe that everyone that does not go to church is going straight to hell, I feel very bad for you. What about all of the Christians that live in third world countries that do not have official churches? Are they to die just because they are poverty stricken? You pompous ass!
You want to know what I think? I think that your Lord and Savior must be pretty DAMN disappointed in his little minion if he was bearing witness to the sexually explicit instant messages that you were trying to send to me the other night. Did you pray for forgiveness for the weakness of your flesh after I spurned you? You better have . . . or that in itself should have earned you a hot spot in hell!
Trust me . . . I have learned and forgotten more than you will ever know about the Bible and I no longer need any part of it. You can take your religious beliefs and have them keep your organic behind warm in bed - because I do not want any part of it. Religious zealots are not welcome in my world!
This will be my final email . . . I am blocking you, as I see no need to continue this discussion. I won’t even wish you good luck with your search for a partner, because I will feel bad for the woman that ultimately ends up with you.
So, I already had a profile on a web site that could potentially be used for dating. Instead of starting from scratch, I elected to just populate the page with real information and roll with it . . . and see where it got me. And, in the grand scheme of things, I have actually done well. I have been talking with some seemingly nice people and went on several nice dates already. One gentleman in particular absolutely rocks . . . he is pretty special. However, you KNOW that there is always an exception to that rule . . . and that is my current Hall of Shame winner.
This loserville emailed me the same day that I activated my profile on the web site. I didn’t think he was a troll or anything and we seemed to have some things in common, so I thought that I would write back to him. He was one of the crunchy granola, artist types – but I didn’t mind because he had a real job.
All of that aside, we emailed and instant messaged for a couple of days and he seemed relatively nice. And then the axe fell . . . we were so NOT compatible when it came to one very important area. Can you guess what it was? Come on . . . you know you can! Religion! Read below for our interaction . . . it is an absolute riot!
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
We have not had a discussion about religion. Your profile says ‘Christian and laughing about it’. What exactly do you find funny about Christ?
****
From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
I don’t find anything specifically funny about Christ . . . however, I do find organized religion to be an absolute nightmare – filled with nothing but hypocrites, liars, and pedophiles. I choose to laugh about it, rather than waste any other of my valuable emotions on it. I notice that your profile does not have a response populated for that question. I assumed that meant that you were not religiously inclined. Was that an incorrect assumption?
****
From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
Yes, Jenny, that was an incorrect assumption on your part. You know that assuming anything makes an ass out of you and that is what happened here. It is people like you that are ruining the world for honest hearted Christians like me. I am shocked that someone that is educated and well-versed as you are would have such a false belief about religion. I can only pray that you will be shown the light and be saved by Christ. If you cannot put your life in the hands of our Lord and Savior and return to church, I cannot continue to talk to you. People that mock Christianity are doomed to burn in hellfire.
****
From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
Good God Y’all! You are serious, aren’t you? Honey bun, you need to step away from whatever Kool-Aid you have been drinking and open your eyes. Every single organized religion in this world is corrupt. I didn’t say one false word about God or his son and you do not have to haul your ass into church in order to have a strong belief system or values. If you really believe that everyone that does not go to church is going straight to hell, I feel very bad for you. What about all of the Christians that live in third world countries that do not have official churches? Are they to die just because they are poverty stricken? You pompous ass!
You want to know what I think? I think that your Lord and Savior must be pretty DAMN disappointed in his little minion if he was bearing witness to the sexually explicit instant messages that you were trying to send to me the other night. Did you pray for forgiveness for the weakness of your flesh after I spurned you? You better have . . . or that in itself should have earned you a hot spot in hell!
Trust me . . . I have learned and forgotten more than you will ever know about the Bible and I no longer need any part of it. You can take your religious beliefs and have them keep your organic behind warm in bed - because I do not want any part of it. Religious zealots are not welcome in my world!
This will be my final email . . . I am blocking you, as I see no need to continue this discussion. I won’t even wish you good luck with your search for a partner, because I will feel bad for the woman that ultimately ends up with you.
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