Hello everyone! I know, I know . . . it has been way too long since I graced you with an entry in the Hall of Shame. As with everything else, it isn’t because I have not had anything to write up . . . but the reality is quite simple. I have been too busy to mock the poor suckerbunnies that contact me!
For this Hall of Shame entry, I was caught between two people . . . the first retard that was in the running is actually a long-time ‘friend’. I eventually took the person out of the pool because I thought it was just too cruel of me to do it. But, the winning entry for the Hall of Shame was just too ridiculous to keep to myself.
As you may know, I was doing the whole online dating thing for a bit. It was a HOT mess! Not that it didn’t have some great moments – and a great outcome – but the majority of the people on the site that I elected to use were just beyond absurd. And, even now, when my profile clearly lists me as “Seeing Someone” and states that I am “Unavailable for romantic points of contact” it does not deter people from emailing me. Now, that being said, I want to point out to you that I said ‘people’ for a very specific reason here . . . because the person in this entry is a WOMAN! Oh yeah . . . a woman tried to pick me up on the dating site – even though my profile clearly has me listed as Straight. So, check out the email interaction below with this woman. I have to say that it is particularly awesome!
Remember as well . . . I have a personal rule that I always write back to people that contact me – just out of respect. I think that it is rude to ignore points of contact, because I would hate it if I put myself out there and someone couldn’t even take a second to respond to me. But, unlike most of these people, I would accept their response with dignity and move on with my life!
I also want to point out that I have several very good friends that are gay and I adore them. None of my comments are meant in any way, shape, or form meant to hurt or disparage anyone. But (as in all things), if you are going to pull this lion’s tail, you have to be prepared for the claws!
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To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: U R Smokin!
The subject says it all. I came across your page and had to send you a message to make sure you know how smokin hot you are. I’m Rebecca and am looking to meet up with you soon. Send me a message back.
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To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Thanks your very unusual message. However, I am actually in a committed, heterosexual relationship (as indicated on my profile) and am not looking to pursue anything new. Best wishes to you as you continue your search. I hope that you find what you are looking for.
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To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Yeah right. Talk about denial. I know who you are and you are not with a guy. I’m not playing games here. Lets just exchange numbers and get something started.
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To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/03/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
Mmm . . . you must have me confused with someone else there Rebecca. Because you do not know who I am – nor do you know anything about me. So, I would suggest that you take your interest elsewhere.
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To: Jenny
From: Not-So-HotChick4U
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
I’m not confused. I know you know who I am. You can pretend that you don’t want to be with me, but I know the truth. You are hot and so I am. Two women that look the way we do belong together. Give me your number and lets roll.
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To: Not-So-HotChick4U
From: Jenny
Date: 03/04/2010
Subject: Re: U R Smokin!
You are beyond pathetic. If you want the truth, I will lay it out for you. If you knew me at all (which we both know you don’t), you would know how brutally honest I am. So, here it is:
1. If I were a lesbian, there is no way in HELL that I would be attracted to you. You look like a dude. And I would want someone that is at least as pretty as I am. As you said, I’m hot . . . let’s not pretend I’m not. You know I deserve better than you.
2. Two women that look the way we do belong together? I think you need a mirror . . . because you don’t look anything like a woman. Unless you are a cancer patient that is just growing back in your hair, you should consider a wig. And there is this great invention called make-up. You may want to run out to the nearest Sephora and request a consultation.
3. I am a heterosexual. I really do like the dick. When someone takes the time to tell you that, I would suggest that you believe them. By some miracle, if a man were to continuously hit on you, would you like it if he didn’t back off when you told him you were a raging lesbian? So take a note of this important lesson try to actually LISTEN when people respond to you. Most of the time, they are either trying to save hurting your feelings or – God forbid – telling the truth. Either way, you won’t get unnecessarily hurt in the process.
Now, Rebecca, wouldn’t this have been nicer had you just gone away after our first exchange? I am sure it goes without saying that I will be blocking you from contacting me again and reporting you for inappropriate contact on the site.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXVI
I am going to put a strong disclaimer at the beginning of this blog entry and warn EVERYONE that it contains some material that some may find offensive (primarily people on social assistance or unmarried mothers). While I am not going to apologize for any of my words (as I sincerely meant them), what I will say is that I am not directing judgment in any way towards anyone other than the person to which I was communicating in this email. I thought long and hard before deciding that I would share this exchange and decided that it is my right to do so. If any of my ‘friends’ takes a personal exception to it, then they have the ability to exercise use of the ‘Remove From Friends’ button and move on with their lives. I’m not going to get into a social debate over any of my words.
So, here is the deal. I am single and have been actively dating – making no secret of that fact. I have been dating a number of different people and apparently have been seen being squired around town by various gentlemen. A woman, that I would have previously considered to be a friend (from a past religious life), emailed me with concern about my behavior. And here is the hot freaking mess that ensued.
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
It’s been a while girl! I miss you! But you have been the topic of several discussions around the Hall lately and I had to let you know that I don’t think that you are making wise choices for yourself these days. Even though you decided to leave, you need to think about what you are doing and how it impacts your life. It isn’t good for you to be seen with a different guy every night of the week. What are people going to think of you? Don’t you have any respect for yourself? Have you changed so much? Just take a few steps back and think about what you are doing, reflect in prayer, and I think that you may make some smarter choices in the future. I don’t want to see you end up in a mess.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
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From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Dear Interfering Religious Nightmare,
Wow! What an interesting email to receive . . . I have to say that I am surprised that you would contact me with a message like that! It has been an exceedingly long time since we have been in touch. I did try to retain our friendship, but you never seemed to have the time to get together. Although, apparently since you and your cohorts don’t have anything better to do than gossip about me, I can see why you wouldn’t have time to maintain a friendship with a decent person. I would actually thank you to not discuss me with those people . . . none of you know anything about me or my life, so I would recommend that you mind your own business.
Jenny
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
You have taken our concern for your life the wrong way. We are all concerned for you, which is why it was brought up. People see you out at all hours of the day and night, each time with a different man, and what do you expect them to think Jenny? That is not appropriate behavior of a God-fearing woman and you know better than to act in such a manner. I am surprised that you would be doing that when you know the dangers of the flesh. I continue to hope and pray that you will return. You are in my constant thoughts.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
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From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Mmmm . . . so just because I am seen out – IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC – with men, it makes people worry about me? That is the most absurd thing possible. No one knows what the situation is with the person that I might be out with and it isn’t any of their business. But, naturally, since I know how warped everyone in your religion is, you all automatically assume the worst. Heaven forbid that I should actually be able to control my sexual impulses! However, the last time that I checked, my behavior wasn’t any concern of yours. I neither want nor need your prayers. Save them for someone that is interested sister. And save your concern for someone that needs it . . . I am perfectly fine.
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
For someone that is innocent, you are taking offense to my concern for you. All I know is that, from the outside, it makes you look like a women with loose morals. And I only thought it was fair to let you know how it appeared to other people. That is all.
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From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
OHHHHH . . . I totally get it. So, because I date, I am a whore? Because I date different men, I am automatically screwing each one of them?!? You know what? The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one that had two children by two different men . . . neither of which I was married to. So, if you are going to cast dispersions on someone, you may want to look in the mirror sweetie. Because if you are looking for a woman of ill repute, it sure as FUCK isn’t me.
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Your words were like a knife through my heart. I will admit that I have made mistakes, but have asked and received forgiveness for those. It isn’t fair for you to throw my past up at me when I have worked hard to move past it. And I am trying to help save you. Your eternal life is at risk here.
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From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Oh yes . . . your convenient indiscretions. How old is the baby? Ten months now? And you never even got disfellowshipped for the last one . . . I know how it works. Believe me . . . I have been around enough to know. And I told you before that I don’t need you to save me – that isn’t something that is in your power, nor should it be something that you should want to do. Look within girl . . . I think you have more than enough personal issues to handle, without trying to ‘help’ me. I’ve got a rocking life over here . . . I am a productive member of society, with gainful employment, wonderfully loving and supportive friends, and a VERY active social life (as you and your stalking friends know). I couldn’t ask for me. Oh wait . . . I can and am asking you to now leave me alone. I’m not interested in any further nonsense from you. Just let it go . . .
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You think I didn’t get your dig about employment? I know you were mocking me about being on assistance. That was just mean and unnecessary. I am trying and am doing the best that I can do. That is all that any of us can do. I am dedicating my life to God and raising my children the best way that I can. I only hope that you can turn your life around before it is too late. Satan has snared you and I am so sorry for you.
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From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Actually I was not mocking you for being on welfare and living in a project . . . but since you brought it up, I think maybe you should expend some of the precious energy that you use in service to God in actually looking for a job so that I don’t have to work so hard to support you and your children. If I am so snared by the Devil, you shouldn’t want my money paying your way!
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Did you want to make me cry? Because that is what you have done. I will continue to pray for your return, but you know things between us will never be the same. I am sorry for you and hope that you do not end up crawling back to me and asking for forgiveness. But I think you will.
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From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You just couldn’t let it go, could you? Honey . . . the day I come crawling back to you for anything, will be the day AFTER they put me into the ground. And the only thing that will come to you will be my spirit – to haunt you for being such an evil witch. Now, dry those tears . . . I don’t want you crying. That’s just weak and pathetic . . . if you were truly doing the ‘best that you can’ then my words wouldn’t have meant a damn thing to you. Now, I am off on a HOT date. Hopefully I run into one of your cohorts. I’ll make sure to wave.
So, here is the deal. I am single and have been actively dating – making no secret of that fact. I have been dating a number of different people and apparently have been seen being squired around town by various gentlemen. A woman, that I would have previously considered to be a friend (from a past religious life), emailed me with concern about my behavior. And here is the hot freaking mess that ensued.
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
It’s been a while girl! I miss you! But you have been the topic of several discussions around the Hall lately and I had to let you know that I don’t think that you are making wise choices for yourself these days. Even though you decided to leave, you need to think about what you are doing and how it impacts your life. It isn’t good for you to be seen with a different guy every night of the week. What are people going to think of you? Don’t you have any respect for yourself? Have you changed so much? Just take a few steps back and think about what you are doing, reflect in prayer, and I think that you may make some smarter choices in the future. I don’t want to see you end up in a mess.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
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From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Dear Interfering Religious Nightmare,
Wow! What an interesting email to receive . . . I have to say that I am surprised that you would contact me with a message like that! It has been an exceedingly long time since we have been in touch. I did try to retain our friendship, but you never seemed to have the time to get together. Although, apparently since you and your cohorts don’t have anything better to do than gossip about me, I can see why you wouldn’t have time to maintain a friendship with a decent person. I would actually thank you to not discuss me with those people . . . none of you know anything about me or my life, so I would recommend that you mind your own business.
Jenny
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Jenny,
You have taken our concern for your life the wrong way. We are all concerned for you, which is why it was brought up. People see you out at all hours of the day and night, each time with a different man, and what do you expect them to think Jenny? That is not appropriate behavior of a God-fearing woman and you know better than to act in such a manner. I am surprised that you would be doing that when you know the dangers of the flesh. I continue to hope and pray that you will return. You are in my constant thoughts.
Agape,
Interfering Religious Nightmare
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Mmmm . . . so just because I am seen out – IN THE GENERAL PUBLIC – with men, it makes people worry about me? That is the most absurd thing possible. No one knows what the situation is with the person that I might be out with and it isn’t any of their business. But, naturally, since I know how warped everyone in your religion is, you all automatically assume the worst. Heaven forbid that I should actually be able to control my sexual impulses! However, the last time that I checked, my behavior wasn’t any concern of yours. I neither want nor need your prayers. Save them for someone that is interested sister. And save your concern for someone that needs it . . . I am perfectly fine.
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
For someone that is innocent, you are taking offense to my concern for you. All I know is that, from the outside, it makes you look like a women with loose morals. And I only thought it was fair to let you know how it appeared to other people. That is all.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
OHHHHH . . . I totally get it. So, because I date, I am a whore? Because I date different men, I am automatically screwing each one of them?!? You know what? The last time I checked, I wasn’t the one that had two children by two different men . . . neither of which I was married to. So, if you are going to cast dispersions on someone, you may want to look in the mirror sweetie. Because if you are looking for a woman of ill repute, it sure as FUCK isn’t me.
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Your words were like a knife through my heart. I will admit that I have made mistakes, but have asked and received forgiveness for those. It isn’t fair for you to throw my past up at me when I have worked hard to move past it. And I am trying to help save you. Your eternal life is at risk here.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Oh yes . . . your convenient indiscretions. How old is the baby? Ten months now? And you never even got disfellowshipped for the last one . . . I know how it works. Believe me . . . I have been around enough to know. And I told you before that I don’t need you to save me – that isn’t something that is in your power, nor should it be something that you should want to do. Look within girl . . . I think you have more than enough personal issues to handle, without trying to ‘help’ me. I’ve got a rocking life over here . . . I am a productive member of society, with gainful employment, wonderfully loving and supportive friends, and a VERY active social life (as you and your stalking friends know). I couldn’t ask for me. Oh wait . . . I can and am asking you to now leave me alone. I’m not interested in any further nonsense from you. Just let it go . . .
***
From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You think I didn’t get your dig about employment? I know you were mocking me about being on assistance. That was just mean and unnecessary. I am trying and am doing the best that I can do. That is all that any of us can do. I am dedicating my life to God and raising my children the best way that I can. I only hope that you can turn your life around before it is too late. Satan has snared you and I am so sorry for you.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Actually I was not mocking you for being on welfare and living in a project . . . but since you brought it up, I think maybe you should expend some of the precious energy that you use in service to God in actually looking for a job so that I don’t have to work so hard to support you and your children. If I am so snared by the Devil, you shouldn’t want my money paying your way!
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From: Interfering Religious Nightmare
To: Jenny
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
Did you want to make me cry? Because that is what you have done. I will continue to pray for your return, but you know things between us will never be the same. I am sorry for you and hope that you do not end up crawling back to me and asking for forgiveness. But I think you will.
***
From: Jenny
To: Interfering Religious Nightmare
Subject: Re: Your Activities
Date: Wed, 6 Jan 2010
You just couldn’t let it go, could you? Honey . . . the day I come crawling back to you for anything, will be the day AFTER they put me into the ground. And the only thing that will come to you will be my spirit – to haunt you for being such an evil witch. Now, dry those tears . . . I don’t want you crying. That’s just weak and pathetic . . . if you were truly doing the ‘best that you can’ then my words wouldn’t have meant a damn thing to you. Now, I am off on a HOT date. Hopefully I run into one of your cohorts. I’ll make sure to wave.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXV
I think that online dating is going to keep me EXTREMELY busy when it comes to Hall of Shame entries! Even though my dating profile is not currently active, it does not stop people from contacting me if they had accessed my page previously (as the site retains a history of pages viewed).
The first thing that I would think is that if someone has deactivated their page, is that they do not wish to be contacted. Right? You know I am! Well, people are either lacking in the common sense necessary to make that determination on their own or they must think that they are divine enough to change my mind. Because I still get contacted . . . with annoying regularity. Why don’t I just delete my page you ask? Simply because if I decide to reactive my profile at some point in the future, I refuse to be forced to recreate the wheel . . . when they have an ‘inactive’ status for that exact purpose.
Just because I refuse to be one of those rude people that ignores points of contact, I actually do respond to all messages that I receive. And I include a very nicely worded email thanking the individual for their interest and wishing them the best with their search, but tell them that I am not interested in pursuing anything new at the current time. It is a nice and respectful way to behave. However, that exact behavior seems to have landed me into my latest online adventure. Read below for the email chain from the latest loser du jour!
To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 14, 2009 1:04 am
Why is your profile not active? You are on my favorites list so I can still see you. Are you just being coy?
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 5:12 pm
No, I am not being coy. I am not looking to meet new people at this time, but do appreciate your interest. I wish you the best and hope that you are able to find what you are looking for.
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To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 5:34 pm
I am pretty sure you are just being coy. You should look at my profile and I am sure that you will reconsider your decision not to meet new people. I think that I could be the man you are looking for. No doubt.
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 7:20 pm
While I cannot fault you for being confident, I also have to take a moment to assure you that I know my own mind and there is nothing to reconsider. This is not a personal attack on you, but if someone tells you that they are not interested (for any reason) it is a good idea to just accept that fact and move on. Thanks again for your message and good luck to you!
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To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 8:22 pm
I am confident. That is why I know we will be a great match. I can see it in your pretty pictures. We would make an ideal couple. Why don’t you stop playing hard to get now and turn on your IM so we can get started falling in love?
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 8:45 pm
Wow . . . your response actually made me laugh out loud. You clearly have no way of knowing who you are dealing with here, so let me take just a second to lay it on the line for you.
I tried to turn you down by being exceedingly polite. Apparently you are thick in the head and do not understand common courtesy and the meaning of the word “No”. You are probably the same type of man that thinks a woman that gets raped really wanted it.
A great match? Really? Because if you look at our match scores, we are a bottom of the barrel match. Rarely have I seen such a poor match – 72% enemy?!? I think I will have to pass on what you interpret as “ideal”. The site does have some concept of what they are doing – and I am not one of those believers that opposites attract. A match made in hell is what it sounds like to me!
Playing hard to get? It isn’t a game. I am impossible for you to get! But, if this were a game-like situation, I would have scored just by virtue of the fact that I do not have to converse with you any longer. I do so love the ‘Block User’ feature on this site. And in case your dense mind can’t figure it out, I am blocking you after sending this message. TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Falling in love over IM? Really? Now that is just pathetic. What do you think that you could possibly type that would evoke such a strong emotion in any woman – let alone someone like me, who is obviously superior to you on every level?
Now, I would highly recommend that you crawl back under whatever rock it is from which you emerged. Any woman of class, distinction, and (dare I say it) TASTE, will not want anything to do with someone that is abrasive, condescending, and obtuse. I won’t wish you good luck with my closing remark . . . as I do so hope that there isn’t anyone out there dumb enough to fall for you.
~Jenny
The first thing that I would think is that if someone has deactivated their page, is that they do not wish to be contacted. Right? You know I am! Well, people are either lacking in the common sense necessary to make that determination on their own or they must think that they are divine enough to change my mind. Because I still get contacted . . . with annoying regularity. Why don’t I just delete my page you ask? Simply because if I decide to reactive my profile at some point in the future, I refuse to be forced to recreate the wheel . . . when they have an ‘inactive’ status for that exact purpose.
Just because I refuse to be one of those rude people that ignores points of contact, I actually do respond to all messages that I receive. And I include a very nicely worded email thanking the individual for their interest and wishing them the best with their search, but tell them that I am not interested in pursuing anything new at the current time. It is a nice and respectful way to behave. However, that exact behavior seems to have landed me into my latest online adventure. Read below for the email chain from the latest loser du jour!
To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 14, 2009 1:04 am
Why is your profile not active? You are on my favorites list so I can still see you. Are you just being coy?
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 5:12 pm
No, I am not being coy. I am not looking to meet new people at this time, but do appreciate your interest. I wish you the best and hope that you are able to find what you are looking for.
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To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 5:34 pm
I am pretty sure you are just being coy. You should look at my profile and I am sure that you will reconsider your decision not to meet new people. I think that I could be the man you are looking for. No doubt.
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 7:20 pm
While I cannot fault you for being confident, I also have to take a moment to assure you that I know my own mind and there is nothing to reconsider. This is not a personal attack on you, but if someone tells you that they are not interested (for any reason) it is a good idea to just accept that fact and move on. Thanks again for your message and good luck to you!
***
To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 8:22 pm
I am confident. That is why I know we will be a great match. I can see it in your pretty pictures. We would make an ideal couple. Why don’t you stop playing hard to get now and turn on your IM so we can get started falling in love?
***
To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 8:45 pm
Wow . . . your response actually made me laugh out loud. You clearly have no way of knowing who you are dealing with here, so let me take just a second to lay it on the line for you.
I tried to turn you down by being exceedingly polite. Apparently you are thick in the head and do not understand common courtesy and the meaning of the word “No”. You are probably the same type of man that thinks a woman that gets raped really wanted it.
A great match? Really? Because if you look at our match scores, we are a bottom of the barrel match. Rarely have I seen such a poor match – 72% enemy?!? I think I will have to pass on what you interpret as “ideal”. The site does have some concept of what they are doing – and I am not one of those believers that opposites attract. A match made in hell is what it sounds like to me!
Playing hard to get? It isn’t a game. I am impossible for you to get! But, if this were a game-like situation, I would have scored just by virtue of the fact that I do not have to converse with you any longer. I do so love the ‘Block User’ feature on this site. And in case your dense mind can’t figure it out, I am blocking you after sending this message. TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Falling in love over IM? Really? Now that is just pathetic. What do you think that you could possibly type that would evoke such a strong emotion in any woman – let alone someone like me, who is obviously superior to you on every level?
Now, I would highly recommend that you crawl back under whatever rock it is from which you emerged. Any woman of class, distinction, and (dare I say it) TASTE, will not want anything to do with someone that is abrasive, condescending, and obtuse. I won’t wish you good luck with my closing remark . . . as I do so hope that there isn’t anyone out there dumb enough to fall for you.
~Jenny
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXIV
Here is the deal . . . after my last failed relationship, I decided that I would actually pursue the world of online dating. At the very least, I figured that I couldn’t possibly do any worse finding people online than I have been doing in real life. Right? I mean, in all seriousness, I have TERRIBLE luck with guys . . . and thought that maybe a change of pace would be a good thing.
So, I already had a profile on a web site that could potentially be used for dating. Instead of starting from scratch, I elected to just populate the page with real information and roll with it . . . and see where it got me. And, in the grand scheme of things, I have actually done well. I have been talking with some seemingly nice people and went on several nice dates already. One gentleman in particular absolutely rocks . . . he is pretty special. However, you KNOW that there is always an exception to that rule . . . and that is my current Hall of Shame winner.
This loserville emailed me the same day that I activated my profile on the web site. I didn’t think he was a troll or anything and we seemed to have some things in common, so I thought that I would write back to him. He was one of the crunchy granola, artist types – but I didn’t mind because he had a real job.
All of that aside, we emailed and instant messaged for a couple of days and he seemed relatively nice. And then the axe fell . . . we were so NOT compatible when it came to one very important area. Can you guess what it was? Come on . . . you know you can! Religion! Read below for our interaction . . . it is an absolute riot!
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
We have not had a discussion about religion. Your profile says ‘Christian and laughing about it’. What exactly do you find funny about Christ?
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
I don’t find anything specifically funny about Christ . . . however, I do find organized religion to be an absolute nightmare – filled with nothing but hypocrites, liars, and pedophiles. I choose to laugh about it, rather than waste any other of my valuable emotions on it. I notice that your profile does not have a response populated for that question. I assumed that meant that you were not religiously inclined. Was that an incorrect assumption?
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
Yes, Jenny, that was an incorrect assumption on your part. You know that assuming anything makes an ass out of you and that is what happened here. It is people like you that are ruining the world for honest hearted Christians like me. I am shocked that someone that is educated and well-versed as you are would have such a false belief about religion. I can only pray that you will be shown the light and be saved by Christ. If you cannot put your life in the hands of our Lord and Savior and return to church, I cannot continue to talk to you. People that mock Christianity are doomed to burn in hellfire.
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
Good God Y’all! You are serious, aren’t you? Honey bun, you need to step away from whatever Kool-Aid you have been drinking and open your eyes. Every single organized religion in this world is corrupt. I didn’t say one false word about God or his son and you do not have to haul your ass into church in order to have a strong belief system or values. If you really believe that everyone that does not go to church is going straight to hell, I feel very bad for you. What about all of the Christians that live in third world countries that do not have official churches? Are they to die just because they are poverty stricken? You pompous ass!
You want to know what I think? I think that your Lord and Savior must be pretty DAMN disappointed in his little minion if he was bearing witness to the sexually explicit instant messages that you were trying to send to me the other night. Did you pray for forgiveness for the weakness of your flesh after I spurned you? You better have . . . or that in itself should have earned you a hot spot in hell!
Trust me . . . I have learned and forgotten more than you will ever know about the Bible and I no longer need any part of it. You can take your religious beliefs and have them keep your organic behind warm in bed - because I do not want any part of it. Religious zealots are not welcome in my world!
This will be my final email . . . I am blocking you, as I see no need to continue this discussion. I won’t even wish you good luck with your search for a partner, because I will feel bad for the woman that ultimately ends up with you.
So, I already had a profile on a web site that could potentially be used for dating. Instead of starting from scratch, I elected to just populate the page with real information and roll with it . . . and see where it got me. And, in the grand scheme of things, I have actually done well. I have been talking with some seemingly nice people and went on several nice dates already. One gentleman in particular absolutely rocks . . . he is pretty special. However, you KNOW that there is always an exception to that rule . . . and that is my current Hall of Shame winner.
This loserville emailed me the same day that I activated my profile on the web site. I didn’t think he was a troll or anything and we seemed to have some things in common, so I thought that I would write back to him. He was one of the crunchy granola, artist types – but I didn’t mind because he had a real job.
All of that aside, we emailed and instant messaged for a couple of days and he seemed relatively nice. And then the axe fell . . . we were so NOT compatible when it came to one very important area. Can you guess what it was? Come on . . . you know you can! Religion! Read below for our interaction . . . it is an absolute riot!
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
We have not had a discussion about religion. Your profile says ‘Christian and laughing about it’. What exactly do you find funny about Christ?
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
I don’t find anything specifically funny about Christ . . . however, I do find organized religion to be an absolute nightmare – filled with nothing but hypocrites, liars, and pedophiles. I choose to laugh about it, rather than waste any other of my valuable emotions on it. I notice that your profile does not have a response populated for that question. I assumed that meant that you were not religiously inclined. Was that an incorrect assumption?
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
Yes, Jenny, that was an incorrect assumption on your part. You know that assuming anything makes an ass out of you and that is what happened here. It is people like you that are ruining the world for honest hearted Christians like me. I am shocked that someone that is educated and well-versed as you are would have such a false belief about religion. I can only pray that you will be shown the light and be saved by Christ. If you cannot put your life in the hands of our Lord and Savior and return to church, I cannot continue to talk to you. People that mock Christianity are doomed to burn in hellfire.
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
Good God Y’all! You are serious, aren’t you? Honey bun, you need to step away from whatever Kool-Aid you have been drinking and open your eyes. Every single organized religion in this world is corrupt. I didn’t say one false word about God or his son and you do not have to haul your ass into church in order to have a strong belief system or values. If you really believe that everyone that does not go to church is going straight to hell, I feel very bad for you. What about all of the Christians that live in third world countries that do not have official churches? Are they to die just because they are poverty stricken? You pompous ass!
You want to know what I think? I think that your Lord and Savior must be pretty DAMN disappointed in his little minion if he was bearing witness to the sexually explicit instant messages that you were trying to send to me the other night. Did you pray for forgiveness for the weakness of your flesh after I spurned you? You better have . . . or that in itself should have earned you a hot spot in hell!
Trust me . . . I have learned and forgotten more than you will ever know about the Bible and I no longer need any part of it. You can take your religious beliefs and have them keep your organic behind warm in bed - because I do not want any part of it. Religious zealots are not welcome in my world!
This will be my final email . . . I am blocking you, as I see no need to continue this discussion. I won’t even wish you good luck with your search for a partner, because I will feel bad for the woman that ultimately ends up with you.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXIII
So, I ended a relationship on September 2nd that I thought was going to be ‘the one’. Boy did I make the mistake of a lifetime! Since ending the relationship, my Dejected Loser has texted me over 200 times, called my cell phone over 150 times, called my home and office an unknown number of times, and has even begun creating new email accounts to contact me because I blocked his primary accounts.
Ending a relationship isn’t something that I take lightly . . . and I did it in a kind, but straightforward manner. I have not been in contact with him since the break-up . . . because doing so would just continue the pain when there is no hope of us being together. Anyway, below you will find what I hope will be the final communication between me and my Dejected Loser. If he cannot get the message now, I am not quite sure what path I will be forced to take . . . but can I pick them or what?!?
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From: Dejected Loser
To: Jenny
Subject: How far will I sink?
Date: Monday, October 5, 2009
Message:
My love,
I cannot believe the depths to which you have driven me, to which I will go to get into contact with you. It angers me to think that just this time last month, we were blissfully in love and where are we now? You threaten me with abuse orders through my daughter. You damage me in ways I never thought and yet I still reach out to you. You say I try to control you, yet refuse to consider those actions as demonstration of my love of you. I need you in my life and am willing to do whatever it is that you say I need to do to make that happen. Please pick up the phone and answer my calls babe. I can’t believe you are doing this to us because of a mistake - one word said to you in anger.
Yours eternally,
Dejected Loser
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From: Jenny
To: Dejected Loser
Subject: Re: How far will I sink?
Date: Monday, October 5, 2009
Message:
I am not sure how much more clearly I can say this. Your pathetic attempts to get back with me are just that – pathetic. It has now been over a month and your inability to accept that our relationship is over is unbelievable to me. So, let me break this down for you in a way that I hope you are going to be able to understand.
1) I do not want to ever see you again. The very thought of coming into contact with you in person makes me physically ill. I mortally regret every second of the seven months that I spent with you. You are an unwelcome presence in my life and if you do show up at my home, you can rest assured that I will call the police and have you physically removed.
2) Your controlling behavior of me was a demonstration of love? Really? Well, let me try to enlighten you about that. That same ‘affection’ forced your loving wife, of over twenty years, ultimately to cheat on you. So, I would strongly recommend that you reevaluate how you show your affection because it is scaring off the women in your life. If you love someone, you do not need to smother them. Trust is a wonderful thing . . . if you do not have it in a relationship, you have NOTHING!
3) I damage you? I have not yet begun to fight dirty . . . but you should know me well enough to know that I will. So let me reiterate to you that I need you to leave me alone. The texts, phone calls to my home, cell phone, and office need to stop. You know I blocked your primary email accounts, so the email messages from newly created accounts also need to stop. Your pleas are falling on deaf ears. I am responding to you this FINAL time; this will be the last communication from me. You need to move on with your life. I bear you no ill will . . . I just cannot be with you. You have to accept that because there is no other option for you.
4) There is nothing that you can say or do that is going to place you back in my life. We are not friends and we are not in a romantic relationship any longer. There is no room for you in my world.
5) One word said to me in anger. Yes, it was one word. But the word was WHORE. You called me a whore. And the part that I cannot get past, for the life of me, is that you absolutely meant it when you said it. So, you can apologize until the end of time, but that does not change the very simple fact that you believe me capable of not only being unfaithful to you, but you think that I have questionable morals. There is nothing else to be said based on that statement alone. I will not get past that and do not want to. Call me immature, unforgiving, and whatever else you need to in order to get over this . . . but just do it because it no longer matters to me what you think. You can even think I am the biggest whore in Southeastern Pennsylvania and it will not make a difference. At the end of the day, I know the truth and I can sleep at night. Somehow I do not think that you can or you would not be harassing me.
Please stop now . . . I implore you to use the brain that God gave you to do so. I wish only the best for you and your family. Be happy and healthy . . . and find someone to spend the rest of your life with. That someone is not me.
Best Wishes,
Jenny
Ending a relationship isn’t something that I take lightly . . . and I did it in a kind, but straightforward manner. I have not been in contact with him since the break-up . . . because doing so would just continue the pain when there is no hope of us being together. Anyway, below you will find what I hope will be the final communication between me and my Dejected Loser. If he cannot get the message now, I am not quite sure what path I will be forced to take . . . but can I pick them or what?!?
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From: Dejected Loser
To: Jenny
Subject: How far will I sink?
Date: Monday, October 5, 2009
Message:
My love,
I cannot believe the depths to which you have driven me, to which I will go to get into contact with you. It angers me to think that just this time last month, we were blissfully in love and where are we now? You threaten me with abuse orders through my daughter. You damage me in ways I never thought and yet I still reach out to you. You say I try to control you, yet refuse to consider those actions as demonstration of my love of you. I need you in my life and am willing to do whatever it is that you say I need to do to make that happen. Please pick up the phone and answer my calls babe. I can’t believe you are doing this to us because of a mistake - one word said to you in anger.
Yours eternally,
Dejected Loser
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From: Jenny
To: Dejected Loser
Subject: Re: How far will I sink?
Date: Monday, October 5, 2009
Message:
I am not sure how much more clearly I can say this. Your pathetic attempts to get back with me are just that – pathetic. It has now been over a month and your inability to accept that our relationship is over is unbelievable to me. So, let me break this down for you in a way that I hope you are going to be able to understand.
1) I do not want to ever see you again. The very thought of coming into contact with you in person makes me physically ill. I mortally regret every second of the seven months that I spent with you. You are an unwelcome presence in my life and if you do show up at my home, you can rest assured that I will call the police and have you physically removed.
2) Your controlling behavior of me was a demonstration of love? Really? Well, let me try to enlighten you about that. That same ‘affection’ forced your loving wife, of over twenty years, ultimately to cheat on you. So, I would strongly recommend that you reevaluate how you show your affection because it is scaring off the women in your life. If you love someone, you do not need to smother them. Trust is a wonderful thing . . . if you do not have it in a relationship, you have NOTHING!
3) I damage you? I have not yet begun to fight dirty . . . but you should know me well enough to know that I will. So let me reiterate to you that I need you to leave me alone. The texts, phone calls to my home, cell phone, and office need to stop. You know I blocked your primary email accounts, so the email messages from newly created accounts also need to stop. Your pleas are falling on deaf ears. I am responding to you this FINAL time; this will be the last communication from me. You need to move on with your life. I bear you no ill will . . . I just cannot be with you. You have to accept that because there is no other option for you.
4) There is nothing that you can say or do that is going to place you back in my life. We are not friends and we are not in a romantic relationship any longer. There is no room for you in my world.
5) One word said to me in anger. Yes, it was one word. But the word was WHORE. You called me a whore. And the part that I cannot get past, for the life of me, is that you absolutely meant it when you said it. So, you can apologize until the end of time, but that does not change the very simple fact that you believe me capable of not only being unfaithful to you, but you think that I have questionable morals. There is nothing else to be said based on that statement alone. I will not get past that and do not want to. Call me immature, unforgiving, and whatever else you need to in order to get over this . . . but just do it because it no longer matters to me what you think. You can even think I am the biggest whore in Southeastern Pennsylvania and it will not make a difference. At the end of the day, I know the truth and I can sleep at night. Somehow I do not think that you can or you would not be harassing me.
Please stop now . . . I implore you to use the brain that God gave you to do so. I wish only the best for you and your family. Be happy and healthy . . . and find someone to spend the rest of your life with. That someone is not me.
Best Wishes,
Jenny
Monday, September 14, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXII
Oh my goodness! It is September already! How did that happen?!? I swear that it was just spring . . . or summer . . . and now fall is literally upon us. Mind you, this is one chica that could not be happier about that, but where is the time going? I hardly seem to find the time to write these days, even though I do have the very best of intentions . . . there are just so many things that take me away from the computer. That is definitely a positive change in my life though . . . not a complaint.
Anyway, I have a seemingly innocuous Hall of Shame entry for you today that I decided to share . . . but I am sharing it because I am partially to blame for this one. For the most part, I will not accept any accountability for the revolting messages that plague my Inbox; however this situation was a little different. And I own up when I make a mistake . . . so that is what I am doing here. I’ll break it down for you!
So, this guy, who I am going to call Dick, requests to be my friend on Facebook for playing games. I don’t have an issue with that because I add a lot of people to build up my teams and then generally delete them afterward. Well, I didn’t delete him because I didn’t get around to it and after a couple of weeks, he started sending me non-game application invitations. For example, he would send things like hearts, kisses, quizzes to what sexual position are you, and other miscellaneous lame things like that.
I didn’t pay much attention to the content of the messages, but would respond when I had time . . . but then he started sending some really funky and weird sexual ones . . . which I naturally just ignored. I will say that I returned the virtual kisses and hearts . . . figuring that there wasn’t any harm in it . . . it is just Facebook, after all! And I took the sex quiz thing for fun too (I’m spooning position, by the way!).
Mmm . . . well . . . we all know that I just HAD to be wrong about there not being any harm in me returning/responding to these messages. Check out the email that I got from Dick this morning . . . there really aren’t even any words!
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From: Dick
Subject: hot
"hello baby you seem so hot, you make me horny; let me be yours !!"
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Okay . . . so I have decided to just remove this guy from my friend list and not respond to the email. I am only going to do that because I do accept some of the blame for maybe potentially leading him on by returning the virtual kisses and hearts. However, let me assure you, that (in my opinion) a virtual kiss is not really intended to incite horniness in MARRIED middle-aged French men!
So, just as an FYI to any of you reading this . . . if I previously sent you a heart, it was not with the intention that you fall madly in love with me. And if I sent you a kiss, it did not mean that I was or am lusting after your ripe flesh. And, above and beyond all things that are holy, I don’t want you getting horny and telling me about it! Do what you want in the privacy of your home, but don’t invade the sanctity of my mind with that information.
That is it on the Jenny front for now . . . I’ll be back soon with another message. Behave yourselves in the interim. But, you know I won’t! ;)
Anyway, I have a seemingly innocuous Hall of Shame entry for you today that I decided to share . . . but I am sharing it because I am partially to blame for this one. For the most part, I will not accept any accountability for the revolting messages that plague my Inbox; however this situation was a little different. And I own up when I make a mistake . . . so that is what I am doing here. I’ll break it down for you!
So, this guy, who I am going to call Dick, requests to be my friend on Facebook for playing games. I don’t have an issue with that because I add a lot of people to build up my teams and then generally delete them afterward. Well, I didn’t delete him because I didn’t get around to it and after a couple of weeks, he started sending me non-game application invitations. For example, he would send things like hearts, kisses, quizzes to what sexual position are you, and other miscellaneous lame things like that.
I didn’t pay much attention to the content of the messages, but would respond when I had time . . . but then he started sending some really funky and weird sexual ones . . . which I naturally just ignored. I will say that I returned the virtual kisses and hearts . . . figuring that there wasn’t any harm in it . . . it is just Facebook, after all! And I took the sex quiz thing for fun too (I’m spooning position, by the way!).
Mmm . . . well . . . we all know that I just HAD to be wrong about there not being any harm in me returning/responding to these messages. Check out the email that I got from Dick this morning . . . there really aren’t even any words!
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From: Dick
Subject: hot
"hello baby you seem so hot, you make me horny; let me be yours !!"
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Okay . . . so I have decided to just remove this guy from my friend list and not respond to the email. I am only going to do that because I do accept some of the blame for maybe potentially leading him on by returning the virtual kisses and hearts. However, let me assure you, that (in my opinion) a virtual kiss is not really intended to incite horniness in MARRIED middle-aged French men!
So, just as an FYI to any of you reading this . . . if I previously sent you a heart, it was not with the intention that you fall madly in love with me. And if I sent you a kiss, it did not mean that I was or am lusting after your ripe flesh. And, above and beyond all things that are holy, I don’t want you getting horny and telling me about it! Do what you want in the privacy of your home, but don’t invade the sanctity of my mind with that information.
That is it on the Jenny front for now . . . I’ll be back soon with another message. Behave yourselves in the interim. But, you know I won’t! ;)
Sunday, August 23, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXI
I know . . . it’s been way too long since I have written a Hall of Shame blog! But, this one was way too good to keep to myself, so I just had to share it with you. Read on for my loser of the week and I will try to write more. Sadly, I am never lacking in fools to school! ;)
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Dustin 5:05pm Aug 21st
im sorry but i have to ask this. r u submissive? cause u really really look it? sry to ask
Jenny 5:06pm Aug 21st
Just because I am dying to know . . . how does one look submissive?
Dustin 5:12pm Aug 21st
idk i can usually just tell
Jenny 5:20pm Aug 21st
Mmm . . . interesting. However, I am not, so go bother someone else.
Dustin 5:28pm Aug 21st
i think u r. i wud luv to spank u and pull ur long hair. i no u wud luv it.
Jenny 5:32pm Aug 21st
Listen Dustin . . . I am all for sexual freedom and people have every right to their little kinks, but when you decide to introduce yours into my world, I actually do get to weigh in on them. Had you just let the conversation end after I told you that I was not interested, it would have been fine. However, since you didn’t here is a little bit of information for you:
1) There will never come a day when you, or anyone else, will be welcome to spank me. I would actually welcome the day when someone would try because it would mean that I get to lay the royal smackdown on their pathetic ass for assuming that I would think that action would be enjoyable. You know what I think would be fun? Watching that sucker’s nose bleed after I punched it.
2) Hair pulling? Really?!? I actually love my hair and it is inconceivable to me that a freakazoid like you would think it acceptable to pull it, in some pathetic attempt to dominate me. Sexy? Maybe to a loser!
3) And if you think that you can tell what a submissive woman looks like from a picture, I think that you need to recalibrate your radar, because it pointed you in the wrong direction with me! Incidentally, I would suggest that you go to web site specifically geared towards people of your sexual orientation if you are looking to make hook-up points . . . because I am quite happy to be vanilla.
4) If you have to resort to dominating a woman in bed, it makes me think that you aren’t much of man in the real world. You may want to consider seeking psychiatric guidance to work on your self-esteem. Inflicting pain on someone else should never be what it takes to bring you happiness or sexual gratification. I think it is pretty sick and twisted.
I’m quite finished now . . . but you have provided me with fodder for my Hall of Shame blog series. Congratulations loser!
The Non-Submissive Jenny
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Dustin 5:05pm Aug 21st
im sorry but i have to ask this. r u submissive? cause u really really look it? sry to ask
Jenny 5:06pm Aug 21st
Just because I am dying to know . . . how does one look submissive?
Dustin 5:12pm Aug 21st
idk i can usually just tell
Jenny 5:20pm Aug 21st
Mmm . . . interesting. However, I am not, so go bother someone else.
Dustin 5:28pm Aug 21st
i think u r. i wud luv to spank u and pull ur long hair. i no u wud luv it.
Jenny 5:32pm Aug 21st
Listen Dustin . . . I am all for sexual freedom and people have every right to their little kinks, but when you decide to introduce yours into my world, I actually do get to weigh in on them. Had you just let the conversation end after I told you that I was not interested, it would have been fine. However, since you didn’t here is a little bit of information for you:
1) There will never come a day when you, or anyone else, will be welcome to spank me. I would actually welcome the day when someone would try because it would mean that I get to lay the royal smackdown on their pathetic ass for assuming that I would think that action would be enjoyable. You know what I think would be fun? Watching that sucker’s nose bleed after I punched it.
2) Hair pulling? Really?!? I actually love my hair and it is inconceivable to me that a freakazoid like you would think it acceptable to pull it, in some pathetic attempt to dominate me. Sexy? Maybe to a loser!
3) And if you think that you can tell what a submissive woman looks like from a picture, I think that you need to recalibrate your radar, because it pointed you in the wrong direction with me! Incidentally, I would suggest that you go to web site specifically geared towards people of your sexual orientation if you are looking to make hook-up points . . . because I am quite happy to be vanilla.
4) If you have to resort to dominating a woman in bed, it makes me think that you aren’t much of man in the real world. You may want to consider seeking psychiatric guidance to work on your self-esteem. Inflicting pain on someone else should never be what it takes to bring you happiness or sexual gratification. I think it is pretty sick and twisted.
I’m quite finished now . . . but you have provided me with fodder for my Hall of Shame blog series. Congratulations loser!
The Non-Submissive Jenny
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