The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXII

Oh my goodness! It is September already! How did that happen?!? I swear that it was just spring . . . or summer . . . and now fall is literally upon us. Mind you, this is one chica that could not be happier about that, but where is the time going? I hardly seem to find the time to write these days, even though I do have the very best of intentions . . . there are just so many things that take me away from the computer. That is definitely a positive change in my life though . . . not a complaint.

Anyway, I have a seemingly innocuous Hall of Shame entry for you today that I decided to share . . . but I am sharing it because I am partially to blame for this one. For the most part, I will not accept any accountability for the revolting messages that plague my Inbox; however this situation was a little different. And I own up when I make a mistake . . . so that is what I am doing here. I’ll break it down for you!

So, this guy, who I am going to call Dick, requests to be my friend on Facebook for playing games. I don’t have an issue with that because I add a lot of people to build up my teams and then generally delete them afterward. Well, I didn’t delete him because I didn’t get around to it and after a couple of weeks, he started sending me non-game application invitations. For example, he would send things like hearts, kisses, quizzes to what sexual position are you, and other miscellaneous lame things like that.

I didn’t pay much attention to the content of the messages, but would respond when I had time . . . but then he started sending some really funky and weird sexual ones . . . which I naturally just ignored. I will say that I returned the virtual kisses and hearts . . . figuring that there wasn’t any harm in it . . . it is just Facebook, after all! And I took the sex quiz thing for fun too (I’m spooning position, by the way!).

Mmm . . . well . . . we all know that I just HAD to be wrong about there not being any harm in me returning/responding to these messages. Check out the email that I got from Dick this morning . . . there really aren’t even any words!

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From: Dick

Subject: hot

"hello baby you seem so hot, you make me horny; let me be yours !!"

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Okay . . . so I have decided to just remove this guy from my friend list and not respond to the email. I am only going to do that because I do accept some of the blame for maybe potentially leading him on by returning the virtual kisses and hearts. However, let me assure you, that (in my opinion) a virtual kiss is not really intended to incite horniness in MARRIED middle-aged French men!

So, just as an FYI to any of you reading this . . . if I previously sent you a heart, it was not with the intention that you fall madly in love with me. And if I sent you a kiss, it did not mean that I was or am lusting after your ripe flesh. And, above and beyond all things that are holy, I don’t want you getting horny and telling me about it! Do what you want in the privacy of your home, but don’t invade the sanctity of my mind with that information.

That is it on the Jenny front for now . . . I’ll be back soon with another message. Behave yourselves in the interim. But, you know I won’t! ;)