From: Delusional Guy
Date: Jan 26, 2008 12:21 PM
im starting to fall for you sweetie and not sure what to do to about it..just thought you should know..take care
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From: Jenny
Date: Jan 26, 2008 3:49 PM
Oh . . . I am not sure what to say about that. I guess that explains why you took me off of your friends list. I don't want to make your life difficult . . . so, if you do not want to keep in touch with me, I will understand. But, on my end, friendship is all I have to offer.
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From: Delusional Guy
Jan 26, 2008 4:58 PM
Thats what I was afraid of I was never really sure of what you wanted from me, had to take a chance and tell you my feelings. I need and want more than just a friend Ive got tons of friends..this is indeed a sad day for me...
Goodbye my Jenny:((
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From Delusional Guy
Feb 1, 2008 7:32 PM
biggest let down in a long time..oh well such is life i guess:((
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From: Jenny
Feb 1, 2008 10:45 PM
I am very sorry that you feel that way . . . I wish that there was something I could say, but I know that there is not. I wish you all of the best . . .
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From Delusional Guy
Feb 2, 2008 1:52 AM
i keep coming across pics of you..brings it all back..so i gotta delete all your pics and comments..this takes time and it hurts :((
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From: Jenny
Feb 1, 2008 9:02 AM
I understand that . . . and agree that it is for the best. I do not ever want to be the cause of pain for you. Good luck with everything . . . I hope that you can find what you are looking for.
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From: Delusional Guy
Feb 2, 2008 9:16 AM
what started out as a friendship has grown stronger everyday, I only wish I had the strength to make it stronger..i could say go fuck yourself,,but i wont.
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From: Jenny
Date: Feb 2, 2008 3:41 PM
Wow . . . that's something new. Anger . . . and completely unwarranted. I think this will end our email communication. Good luck getting over me . . .
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From Delusional Guy
Feb 2, 2008 5:17 PM
ive got no other choice but to get over you..its not like me to lash out in anger so i must insist you refrain from sending me anymore comments or messages unless its something you know i wanna hear..im still going thru alot of old comments and pics and deleting them..just too painful a reminder of what i thought was something special..i keep saying why me??:((
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From: Jenny
Date: Feb 2, 2008 6:14 PM
You are the one that keeps writing to me . . . I am going to block you now . . . because I have NO time for this in my life.
No one did anything deliberately to you, so acting like a victim is not going to accomplish anything, but will prolong your alleged suffering.
**************************
So, I know that I said that I was not going to blast this poor guy
that developed feelings for me. But, I am no longer able to control myself . . . obviously he is no friend of mine.
1) If it causes you so much pain to see pictures of me, stop freaking emailing me on a web site that has a default profile picture! Oh the pain of looking at my picture . . . I feel so badly for you! Get the freak over yourself!
2) Do you honestly think that getting angry at me is going to make the situation better? I did not lead your loser-ass on. I made it more than clear that I wanted to be friends . . . and at least one of my other friends told you the same thing. Clean out your geriatric ears buddy!
3) What don't you understand about the statement 'I am in a relationship.' If I say that, I mean it . . . and if you allow things to develop on your end, it is your malfunction. Do not make it sound like I was unclear in my expectations of you. A faithless partner I am not!
4) Do you think that sending me whiny emails is going to lure me in? What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that whines like a little bitch when something doesn't go his way? Not me . . . oh not me!
5) No man that says they love me, and knows me at all, would ever send me an email that contains the 'f' word. Do I look like trash to you? If I do, you need to get your eyes examined . . . because I would never allow anyone to talk to me like that. You can go F**K yourself . . . because the only piece of ass that you are ever going to get is your own!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Sunday, October 12, 2008
The Hall of Shame ~ Part IX
Happy fall everyone! I hope that the change of seasons has been kind to all of you. I am greatly enjoying autumn . . . it is my favorite season, after all! I decided to take a brief sabbatical from my ‘Hall of Shame’ entries . . . but I received this email on Fubar today and I quite simply could not withhold it from my loyal readers!
I swear . . . this is a real email . . . and it is absolutely from the sweetest kid. Unfortunately, when I say ‘kid’, that is what I mean! He’s nineteen years old! Sadly, that age difference is a bit much . . . but I wish him all of the very best.
I did give him a bit of advice. The advice, you ask? To not use every lame pick-up line ever said in one single email . . . it’s just a bit overwhelming! The other bit of advice was to not lead with ‘Holy Shit!’. A woman of class is certainly not going to get reeled in with that one! He he he he . . .
***
Subject: *smooch*
Date: October 21, 2007
Holy Shit! How did you survive that fall from Heaven?! Are you okay?! Wow you must be an angel! ...
Well now that you're down here, Do you have a map? I need directions to your heart but I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I am guessing you are either an angel or you are just so beautiful that instead of you exploding on impact on Earth...God spared your life because he didn't want to put all that beauty to waste.
You're so pretty.. It looks like you got way too much beauty sleep. You need to tone it down lol
You need some ugly sleep.. You are way too pretty :P No no no no.. We may have to bring out the big guns.
You are just way too beautiful.... You need some FUGLY sleep for at least 72 hours to balance out the universe.
And uhh... A little advice for use in the future.. Next time you fall from Heaven, just yell "KEVIN!" and I will come and catch you ;) ..Remember that 'Kevin' rhymes with 'Heaven'. ;]
Hell, you might want to consider just climbing down ;) I wouldn't take the escalator though... That thing is broken..But I will have some men up there to fix it soon. lol
I swear . . . this is a real email . . . and it is absolutely from the sweetest kid. Unfortunately, when I say ‘kid’, that is what I mean! He’s nineteen years old! Sadly, that age difference is a bit much . . . but I wish him all of the very best.
I did give him a bit of advice. The advice, you ask? To not use every lame pick-up line ever said in one single email . . . it’s just a bit overwhelming! The other bit of advice was to not lead with ‘Holy Shit!’. A woman of class is certainly not going to get reeled in with that one! He he he he . . .
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Subject: *smooch*
Date: October 21, 2007
Holy Shit! How did you survive that fall from Heaven?! Are you okay?! Wow you must be an angel! ...
Well now that you're down here, Do you have a map? I need directions to your heart but I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I am guessing you are either an angel or you are just so beautiful that instead of you exploding on impact on Earth...God spared your life because he didn't want to put all that beauty to waste.
You're so pretty.. It looks like you got way too much beauty sleep. You need to tone it down lol
You need some ugly sleep.. You are way too pretty :P No no no no.. We may have to bring out the big guns.
You are just way too beautiful.... You need some FUGLY sleep for at least 72 hours to balance out the universe.
And uhh... A little advice for use in the future.. Next time you fall from Heaven, just yell "KEVIN!" and I will come and catch you ;) ..Remember that 'Kevin' rhymes with 'Heaven'. ;]
Hell, you might want to consider just climbing down ;) I wouldn't take the escalator though... That thing is broken..But I will have some men up there to fix it soon. lol
Saturday, October 11, 2008
The Hall of Shame ~ Part VIII
This email really bothered me . . . and for a whole bunch of different reasons. For once, it wasn’t some revolting piece of crap person emailing me for a bit of dirty talk or in a lame attempt to get me to hook up with them. This time, some undereducated fool decided to call me on the carpet for the text that I have in my ‘Who I’d Like To Meet’ section on my MySpace page.
First of all, I have to clarify that I do not have issues with ex-US people that have MySpace pages. What I have an issue with (generally speaking) are those people trying to use MySpace as a tool to get their foreign asses into the United States. The emails claiming that they ‘love’ me . . . that they think I am the best person on earth . . . and that they can’t wait to meet me are beyond ridiculous. If you send an initial email to someone, claiming to love them, you obviously have a serious screw loose. Most people that know me don’t love me . . . let alone random strangers online.
Second . . . I am a racist? Did this fool even take a second to take a look at my friends list to see that I have people of all races and nationalities represented there? I am not a racist . . . not by stretch of even the most mentally stunted person’s imagination. I can be called so many things . . . but a racist is not one of them. I do not pretend to be the most politically correct person in the world, but I do not believe that one race is inherently better than any other one out there. There are stupid people in every single race . . . I judge based on individual behavior, not on ethnicity. So, if I think you are an ass . . . it is because you are one . . . not because you are Asian, Indian, or Cuban.
Third . . . You want to know what I am hiding because I keep my pictures private? You will never know . . . because only my friends need to see anything other than my default picture. Keeping your pictures open to the public is ridiculous to me . . . it’s like inviting everyone in the free world to examine every aspect of your life, friends, and family. Who would do that? I really do not have anything to hide . . . but because the pictures and the people in them are part of my personal life, I am not required to share them with every jack donkey that can create a MySpace page.
Finally, I would like to conclude by acknowledging that some people may have been unintentionally offended or may have raised an eyebrow upon reading my disclaimer. I will not apologize for offending you . . . because I am not sorry if I did. What gives me the right to filter out potential friends on MySpace? Ummm . . . duh! It’s my world! I rule it and I get to decide! And am I sorry that you didn’t send me an email to solicit my friendship? *sniff* *sniff* Fine by me! You weren’t welcome here anyway! F**K OFF!!!
Side note: This tard needs to learn how to put together a complete sentence. I would have very cheerfully informed him of this fact. But, this individual was a coward and blocked me after sending the email. How very, very brave of him!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jack-Donkey
Date: Sep 13, 2007 12:02 AM
Subject: Your Profile
You are horrible. Stupid people like you should not be able to have myspace. Your disclaimer about not talking to specific type of people is just as ignorant as you are. What give you the right to decide that someone that does not live in the same country as you is not good enough to talk to? Ignorant. You surely are a racist to. Ignorant. You hide your pictures because there must be something horrible disfiguring about you. Sad. Thats all. I don’t want you to be my friend. An add is not being requested in case you didnt figure it out on your own.
First of all, I have to clarify that I do not have issues with ex-US people that have MySpace pages. What I have an issue with (generally speaking) are those people trying to use MySpace as a tool to get their foreign asses into the United States. The emails claiming that they ‘love’ me . . . that they think I am the best person on earth . . . and that they can’t wait to meet me are beyond ridiculous. If you send an initial email to someone, claiming to love them, you obviously have a serious screw loose. Most people that know me don’t love me . . . let alone random strangers online.
Second . . . I am a racist? Did this fool even take a second to take a look at my friends list to see that I have people of all races and nationalities represented there? I am not a racist . . . not by stretch of even the most mentally stunted person’s imagination. I can be called so many things . . . but a racist is not one of them. I do not pretend to be the most politically correct person in the world, but I do not believe that one race is inherently better than any other one out there. There are stupid people in every single race . . . I judge based on individual behavior, not on ethnicity. So, if I think you are an ass . . . it is because you are one . . . not because you are Asian, Indian, or Cuban.
Third . . . You want to know what I am hiding because I keep my pictures private? You will never know . . . because only my friends need to see anything other than my default picture. Keeping your pictures open to the public is ridiculous to me . . . it’s like inviting everyone in the free world to examine every aspect of your life, friends, and family. Who would do that? I really do not have anything to hide . . . but because the pictures and the people in them are part of my personal life, I am not required to share them with every jack donkey that can create a MySpace page.
Finally, I would like to conclude by acknowledging that some people may have been unintentionally offended or may have raised an eyebrow upon reading my disclaimer. I will not apologize for offending you . . . because I am not sorry if I did. What gives me the right to filter out potential friends on MySpace? Ummm . . . duh! It’s my world! I rule it and I get to decide! And am I sorry that you didn’t send me an email to solicit my friendship? *sniff* *sniff* Fine by me! You weren’t welcome here anyway! F**K OFF!!!
Side note: This tard needs to learn how to put together a complete sentence. I would have very cheerfully informed him of this fact. But, this individual was a coward and blocked me after sending the email. How very, very brave of him!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jack-Donkey
Date: Sep 13, 2007 12:02 AM
Subject: Your Profile
You are horrible. Stupid people like you should not be able to have myspace. Your disclaimer about not talking to specific type of people is just as ignorant as you are. What give you the right to decide that someone that does not live in the same country as you is not good enough to talk to? Ignorant. You surely are a racist to. Ignorant. You hide your pictures because there must be something horrible disfiguring about you. Sad. Thats all. I don’t want you to be my friend. An add is not being requested in case you didnt figure it out on your own.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
The Hall of Shame ~ Part VII
Oh boy . . . have we got a winner for this Hall of Shame entry! This email comes to you via Fubar, which is another web site similar to the MySpace that we all know and love. So, if you are reading this and are on Fubar and want to be my friend there, send me an email and I’ll let you know what my Fubar link is. And before you even ask . . . I do NOT have any NSFW pictures there! He he . . .
There really isn’t much that I need to say about the email that I received from this idiot. Mind you, his name on Fubar is not IDIOT . . . that is my way of removing his identifying information to protect the asinine. I do not know why I bother . . . I guess it is a karma thing.
So . . . no words really necessary here . . . just know that I definitely did not meet up with him for my special birthday ‘celebration’. Eeeewww . . . just . . . . eeewwwwww!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: IDIOT Date: Aug 28, 2007 8:56 PM
Subject: U Horny?
Hello Jenny,
Nice to meet you, I'm IDIOT. I'm a computer programmer originally from India, came to USA like 5 yrs ago. I love here.
I love meet you and see it your birthday today. We should meet up for special birthday celebration. You and me in bed would make great birthday for you and me. I promise you best birthday ever!
By the way, you are beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!!!
I cant wait to come your house and see passion in your beautiful eyes. I take good care you and wear condom. Please write back now.
Waiting-
IDIOT
There really isn’t much that I need to say about the email that I received from this idiot. Mind you, his name on Fubar is not IDIOT . . . that is my way of removing his identifying information to protect the asinine. I do not know why I bother . . . I guess it is a karma thing.
So . . . no words really necessary here . . . just know that I definitely did not meet up with him for my special birthday ‘celebration’. Eeeewww . . . just . . . . eeewwwwww!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: IDIOT Date: Aug 28, 2007 8:56 PM
Subject: U Horny?
Hello Jenny,
Nice to meet you, I'm IDIOT. I'm a computer programmer originally from India, came to USA like 5 yrs ago. I love here.
I love meet you and see it your birthday today. We should meet up for special birthday celebration. You and me in bed would make great birthday for you and me. I promise you best birthday ever!
By the way, you are beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!!!
I cant wait to come your house and see passion in your beautiful eyes. I take good care you and wear condom. Please write back now.
Waiting-
IDIOT
Thursday, October 2, 2008
The Hall of Shame ~ Part VI
This is the sixth installment in my Hall of Shame blog series . . . and I hope that you find this one entertaining. I actually find it more tragic than anything else, but I will leave it to your ever-present powers of discernment to decide for yourself.
So, I get this email from a CRAZED girlfriend of one of the men on my MySpace friends list. This insane woman will go unnamed, because I really cherish my friendship with this guy and would never do anything to hurt him or damage his relationship with his gal pal. Note: If you are reading this and want to know if it was your girl, don’t bother asking . . . because I am NOT going to get involved. I am just sharing the abuse this woman hurled at me with the universe.
Mind you, I do not normally care when someone emails me . . . but when they do it deliberately to try and hurt me, I definitely take exception to that! And, normally, I do not write back . . . but I did in this case. And I took the high road and simply referred this pathetic shell of a woman to a blog that I wrote last year when I was having numerous issues with jealous partners of my friends.
A link to the blog that I wrote is included below, for your reading pleasure. It was great then . . . and is still one of my all-time favorites.
And since I know you are all waiting for it, here is my two cents worth on insecure and weak women.
1) No man worth having should be easily persuaded from leaving your side. If it is a valid concern for you, perhaps a hard look within might be in order. Or a visit to the psychiatrist’s office . . . obviously your medication needs to be adjusted.
2) You are sad . . . so sad . . . if all you have in life is the ability to email a long-time friend of your guy to accuse them of heaven-only knows what type of behavior. Know what I think? I think that if you have nothing better to do at 8:30 am on a weekday that maybe, MAYBE, you need a job.
3) Believe me, honey, I know that I am no raving beauty . . . but at least I have character and intellect that will get me far in life. Your pretty face will only ever get you a cashier’s job at the Sephora counter.
4) I do not have to degrade other women to make myself feel better. I just have to look around at your raging insecurity to know that you aren’t even fit for me to wipe my feet on.
5) This item is for the men out there that stay with these particularly ridiculous women. Look around assholes!!!! I can name you twenty women on their WORST day that would be ten thousand times better for you than these jealous, inferior, and pitiable women on their BEST day. Want a recommendation? Write me . . . I’ll tell you what I think.
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Crazy Bitch!Date: Aug 23, 2007 8:22 AM
Subject: Leave him alone!
Why do women like you do it? Why do you have to try to steal the good men that some of us already have? I know what you are thinking – that I am jealous, but I am not. I just want tramps like you to know that you will not always win. I know that my boyfriend would never leave me for someone like you but why do you even try? Why do you trail around after him like a lost puppy with the hope that he will throw you a scrap?
I think it is sad and pathetic that you have to latch onto the boyfriends of other women in order to feel good about yourself. Don’t think that I didn’t look at your friends list cause I did and I saw a lot of guys that are either in a relationship or married there. Why is that? Cause you can’t get someone on your own? I notice that your pictures are private. Is that because no one in the real world really wants to see you?
All I want is for you to think about what you are doing because you are only hurting yourself. None of these guys wants to be with you, certainly not mine.
****
Blog Link:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=38435234&blogID=194091407&Mytoken=F76008F9-4715-46C4-8AA1E3A6779FCC4117475357
So, I get this email from a CRAZED girlfriend of one of the men on my MySpace friends list. This insane woman will go unnamed, because I really cherish my friendship with this guy and would never do anything to hurt him or damage his relationship with his gal pal. Note: If you are reading this and want to know if it was your girl, don’t bother asking . . . because I am NOT going to get involved. I am just sharing the abuse this woman hurled at me with the universe.
Mind you, I do not normally care when someone emails me . . . but when they do it deliberately to try and hurt me, I definitely take exception to that! And, normally, I do not write back . . . but I did in this case. And I took the high road and simply referred this pathetic shell of a woman to a blog that I wrote last year when I was having numerous issues with jealous partners of my friends.
A link to the blog that I wrote is included below, for your reading pleasure. It was great then . . . and is still one of my all-time favorites.
And since I know you are all waiting for it, here is my two cents worth on insecure and weak women.
1) No man worth having should be easily persuaded from leaving your side. If it is a valid concern for you, perhaps a hard look within might be in order. Or a visit to the psychiatrist’s office . . . obviously your medication needs to be adjusted.
2) You are sad . . . so sad . . . if all you have in life is the ability to email a long-time friend of your guy to accuse them of heaven-only knows what type of behavior. Know what I think? I think that if you have nothing better to do at 8:30 am on a weekday that maybe, MAYBE, you need a job.
3) Believe me, honey, I know that I am no raving beauty . . . but at least I have character and intellect that will get me far in life. Your pretty face will only ever get you a cashier’s job at the Sephora counter.
4) I do not have to degrade other women to make myself feel better. I just have to look around at your raging insecurity to know that you aren’t even fit for me to wipe my feet on.
5) This item is for the men out there that stay with these particularly ridiculous women. Look around assholes!!!! I can name you twenty women on their WORST day that would be ten thousand times better for you than these jealous, inferior, and pitiable women on their BEST day. Want a recommendation? Write me . . . I’ll tell you what I think.
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Crazy Bitch!Date: Aug 23, 2007 8:22 AM
Subject: Leave him alone!
Why do women like you do it? Why do you have to try to steal the good men that some of us already have? I know what you are thinking – that I am jealous, but I am not. I just want tramps like you to know that you will not always win. I know that my boyfriend would never leave me for someone like you but why do you even try? Why do you trail around after him like a lost puppy with the hope that he will throw you a scrap?
I think it is sad and pathetic that you have to latch onto the boyfriends of other women in order to feel good about yourself. Don’t think that I didn’t look at your friends list cause I did and I saw a lot of guys that are either in a relationship or married there. Why is that? Cause you can’t get someone on your own? I notice that your pictures are private. Is that because no one in the real world really wants to see you?
All I want is for you to think about what you are doing because you are only hurting yourself. None of these guys wants to be with you, certainly not mine.
****
Blog Link:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=38435234&blogID=194091407&Mytoken=F76008F9-4715-46C4-8AA1E3A6779FCC4117475357
Sunday, September 28, 2008
The Hall of Shame ~ Part V
Good evening one and all! I hope that you are all having a great week! I am very pleased to bring you the fifth installment in my Hall of Shame series.
The loser this week is pretty much his own worst enemy. Too much information will sink even the hottest guy in the world . . . of which this dude was not one!
Now, there isn’t any way that he could have know this, but there is nothing more in this world that I hate more than a faithless partner. I try very valiantly not to judge others and the decisions that they make in their personal lives; however, when it is delivered into my email box, I get to comment on it.
Here’s the email from the loser “B” . . . his name has been altered just to protect his identity. I have not made any other changes to his email.
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: BDate: Aug 20, 2007 11:05 PM
Subject: I NEED to get you off!
Here’s the situation, I am a married white male who is bored with his current situation. My wife had an affair about 18 months ago and I found out and forgave her. We still have a good home life, but...our sex life, however, has gone down the drain. She told me last year to go and find a buddy to create balance, which I resisted until now. But 11 months without sex makes a guy think.
I know lots of folks will say just end it or whatever, but this is my situation to deal with. I do not need your insertion of morals of right and wrong here. My wife does not want to know what I am up to and hopes that I will play safely, which I absolutely will.
I like women, I won't lie. BBW's get extra credit in my book, only because I have been with a few and DAMN, they were all awesome in the bedroom. I love a woman with curves, who isn’t afraid to use them. I can look at your picture and see that you are very easily one of these women that I crave so much.
If you like to be pleased orally and sexually, then I am your man. I am a good-looking, easy-going guy who wants to worship every inch of you. Your picture has really sparked my interest. I hope to hear from you soon.
B
*****
If you have ever been cheated on in a relationship, be it a marriage or just while dating someone, you will surely understand where I am coming from here. So, your wife goes and gets her rocks off with some other guy . . . you claim to “forgive” her . . . but cannot resume your sexual relationship with your cheating wife. Then why the hell are you still with her? I can tell you . . . it’s because she will take your ass to the cleaner’s with the divorce settlement, alimony, and (one can only assume) child support. That’s why you stay . . . because you do not want to live in poverty following the divorce!
First, I have yet to meet a man that is able to go without sex for an extended period of time – especially if he has a wifey at home that can put out. At the very least, he is going to be plowing her just for a regular release. What makes a guy think that any reasonably intelligent woman is going to be interested in what he is offering?
Second, I would NEVER demean myself by staying with someone that was unfaithful to me. Nor would I ever knowingly enter a relationship with someone that is a known cheater. In my world, once a cheater – always a cheater. And I know that I am better than that . . .
Third, I don’t want some guy that is going to treat me like a slam chop and then return home to play dutiful husband to wifey and the kids. He surely isn’t going to have the cold hard cash to drop to squire me around town . . . and believe me, there’s no way a guy can breech my defenses, without some serious wooing!
Fourth, his cheating spouse probably afflicted him with some disgusting disease that he is looking to pass off on some unsuspecting BBW online. Wifey wants him to “play safely”? Isn’t that a bit much to expect? You know what you could expect? Some creepy crawlies . . . syphilis . . . gonorrhea . . . chlamydia . . . crabs . . . the list could go on and on. NO THANKS!
My profile makes it more than abundantly clear that I am not interested in meeting up with people for casual relationships . . . yet, these are the types of emails that I get with frightening regularity. I thank God above that I have self-confidence, self-respect, and love for myself . . . I shudder to think of the sad and pathetic woman out there that would fall for this.
That’s my diatribe for this week . . . stay tuned for Loser #6 next week. I’ve already got HER picked out! That’s right . . . HER! He he . . .
The loser this week is pretty much his own worst enemy. Too much information will sink even the hottest guy in the world . . . of which this dude was not one!
Now, there isn’t any way that he could have know this, but there is nothing more in this world that I hate more than a faithless partner. I try very valiantly not to judge others and the decisions that they make in their personal lives; however, when it is delivered into my email box, I get to comment on it.
Here’s the email from the loser “B” . . . his name has been altered just to protect his identity. I have not made any other changes to his email.
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: BDate: Aug 20, 2007 11:05 PM
Subject: I NEED to get you off!
Here’s the situation, I am a married white male who is bored with his current situation. My wife had an affair about 18 months ago and I found out and forgave her. We still have a good home life, but...our sex life, however, has gone down the drain. She told me last year to go and find a buddy to create balance, which I resisted until now. But 11 months without sex makes a guy think.
I know lots of folks will say just end it or whatever, but this is my situation to deal with. I do not need your insertion of morals of right and wrong here. My wife does not want to know what I am up to and hopes that I will play safely, which I absolutely will.
I like women, I won't lie. BBW's get extra credit in my book, only because I have been with a few and DAMN, they were all awesome in the bedroom. I love a woman with curves, who isn’t afraid to use them. I can look at your picture and see that you are very easily one of these women that I crave so much.
If you like to be pleased orally and sexually, then I am your man. I am a good-looking, easy-going guy who wants to worship every inch of you. Your picture has really sparked my interest. I hope to hear from you soon.
B
*****
If you have ever been cheated on in a relationship, be it a marriage or just while dating someone, you will surely understand where I am coming from here. So, your wife goes and gets her rocks off with some other guy . . . you claim to “forgive” her . . . but cannot resume your sexual relationship with your cheating wife. Then why the hell are you still with her? I can tell you . . . it’s because she will take your ass to the cleaner’s with the divorce settlement, alimony, and (one can only assume) child support. That’s why you stay . . . because you do not want to live in poverty following the divorce!
First, I have yet to meet a man that is able to go without sex for an extended period of time – especially if he has a wifey at home that can put out. At the very least, he is going to be plowing her just for a regular release. What makes a guy think that any reasonably intelligent woman is going to be interested in what he is offering?
Second, I would NEVER demean myself by staying with someone that was unfaithful to me. Nor would I ever knowingly enter a relationship with someone that is a known cheater. In my world, once a cheater – always a cheater. And I know that I am better than that . . .
Third, I don’t want some guy that is going to treat me like a slam chop and then return home to play dutiful husband to wifey and the kids. He surely isn’t going to have the cold hard cash to drop to squire me around town . . . and believe me, there’s no way a guy can breech my defenses, without some serious wooing!
Fourth, his cheating spouse probably afflicted him with some disgusting disease that he is looking to pass off on some unsuspecting BBW online. Wifey wants him to “play safely”? Isn’t that a bit much to expect? You know what you could expect? Some creepy crawlies . . . syphilis . . . gonorrhea . . . chlamydia . . . crabs . . . the list could go on and on. NO THANKS!
My profile makes it more than abundantly clear that I am not interested in meeting up with people for casual relationships . . . yet, these are the types of emails that I get with frightening regularity. I thank God above that I have self-confidence, self-respect, and love for myself . . . I shudder to think of the sad and pathetic woman out there that would fall for this.
That’s my diatribe for this week . . . stay tuned for Loser #6 next week. I’ve already got HER picked out! That’s right . . . HER! He he . . .
Saturday, September 27, 2008
The Hall of Shame ~ Part IV
Greetings my treasured ones! Welcome to The Hall of Shame ~ Part IV!
I had a bit of a hard time selecting the loser for my weekly blog . . . not because I didn’t have enough fodder, but because I didn’t want to turn the blog into a diatribe on diversity.
So before I even go any further, I want to state unequivocally, that I am not now – nor have I ever been – a racist. I am a firm believer in equality . . . and do not think that race or gender have anything to do with a person’s worth. I am not posting these blogs to mock individuals of a certain race or ethnicity . . . if I were going to be a racist pig, I would proactively identify the race of the person that contacted me. So, make assumptions all you want . . . I cannot control that.
In this specific case, the offender identifies his race on his own . . . and if he is willing to put it out there himself, why should I censor it? Far be it for me to withhold information from the masses! So enjoy the message . . . and read below for the wrath of Jenny!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Love Her or F**k Her – S’All The Same
Date: Aug 12, 2007 12:05 PM
Whats poppin ripe one? I was browsin thru MySpace n came across your profile. Why you hidin your pictures for? A girl fine as you should be proud n show your goods. I can tell you that there aren’t a lot of women heres that are as nice lookin and as educated as you. Bein fat aint nothin to be ashamed of. Im a big boy myself n never mind showin off what my mama gave me! LMFAO!
It’s Sunday mornin here, so I bet that a sweet one such as yourself is off at church. You had best be prayin for forgiveness for being so fine! Dayum girl! Check out my page n let me know if your interested. I am the full package n know that you will think the same. I aint got no kids n am not married, so theres no baby mama drama heres. And Im definitely thinking that the combo of this dark chocolate with your white chocolate will be a sweet mixture. Im thinkin that we could make some beautiful babies together.
When you write back, lay out your Yahoo and cellie and I will be all over that.
Muah!
D
******
I received the email above on Sunday night . . . and it struck a really mean note with me. So, first he tells me that I’m attractive . . . even though I’m big . . . which is a good thing cause a girl can’t hear enough of that.
However, what I do not like is how he automatically assumed that I should be a good church-going type of gal . . . and then make a joke of prayer. What kind of sense does that make? If I were religious, I would have been mortally offended at his blasphemy . . . it wasn’t something that was going to enamor me of his ass, which is surely headed straight to hell! Strike One!
Then he proceeds to inform me that he does not have any children, which is of no specific consequence to me. With children or without, makes no difference. What I DETEST is that he said “there’s no baby mama drama here” like it was something that could have been inflicted upon him. Well, hello braniac! The guys that have “baby mama drama” bring it on themselves by not keeping it in their pants – or by not wrapping their package before delivering it. Furthermore, how does he know that I do not have any children of my own? Perhaps I am one of the women serving the “baby mama drama”? Strike Two!
Finally, what on earth makes this guy think that I am going to give him my Yahoo screen name and cell phone number after getting one gnarly email from his loser ass? Come on! Do these guys not live in real world, where there are stalkers and murderers around every corner? I may be overly security conscious, but give me a freaking break! Add to that, his profile was Private, so I would have had to request to be on his friend list to “check him out”. That was so NOT going to happen! Strike Three!
It’s pathetic . . . and painful to me that men like this continue to function. It astounds me that this guy actually has enough brainpower to walk upright every single day. It frightens me that, one day, he will procreate . . . and pass the cycle of retardation onto an unsuspecting and innocent brood.
That’s it for now . . . I am already queuing up contestant’s for the next blog. I’m thinking it’s going to be a real winner! Thanks for reading my blog . . . now leave me some love damn it!
I had a bit of a hard time selecting the loser for my weekly blog . . . not because I didn’t have enough fodder, but because I didn’t want to turn the blog into a diatribe on diversity.
So before I even go any further, I want to state unequivocally, that I am not now – nor have I ever been – a racist. I am a firm believer in equality . . . and do not think that race or gender have anything to do with a person’s worth. I am not posting these blogs to mock individuals of a certain race or ethnicity . . . if I were going to be a racist pig, I would proactively identify the race of the person that contacted me. So, make assumptions all you want . . . I cannot control that.
In this specific case, the offender identifies his race on his own . . . and if he is willing to put it out there himself, why should I censor it? Far be it for me to withhold information from the masses! So enjoy the message . . . and read below for the wrath of Jenny!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Love Her or F**k Her – S’All The Same
Date: Aug 12, 2007 12:05 PM
Whats poppin ripe one? I was browsin thru MySpace n came across your profile. Why you hidin your pictures for? A girl fine as you should be proud n show your goods. I can tell you that there aren’t a lot of women heres that are as nice lookin and as educated as you. Bein fat aint nothin to be ashamed of. Im a big boy myself n never mind showin off what my mama gave me! LMFAO!
It’s Sunday mornin here, so I bet that a sweet one such as yourself is off at church. You had best be prayin for forgiveness for being so fine! Dayum girl! Check out my page n let me know if your interested. I am the full package n know that you will think the same. I aint got no kids n am not married, so theres no baby mama drama heres. And Im definitely thinking that the combo of this dark chocolate with your white chocolate will be a sweet mixture. Im thinkin that we could make some beautiful babies together.
When you write back, lay out your Yahoo and cellie and I will be all over that.
Muah!
D
******
I received the email above on Sunday night . . . and it struck a really mean note with me. So, first he tells me that I’m attractive . . . even though I’m big . . . which is a good thing cause a girl can’t hear enough of that.
However, what I do not like is how he automatically assumed that I should be a good church-going type of gal . . . and then make a joke of prayer. What kind of sense does that make? If I were religious, I would have been mortally offended at his blasphemy . . . it wasn’t something that was going to enamor me of his ass, which is surely headed straight to hell! Strike One!
Then he proceeds to inform me that he does not have any children, which is of no specific consequence to me. With children or without, makes no difference. What I DETEST is that he said “there’s no baby mama drama here” like it was something that could have been inflicted upon him. Well, hello braniac! The guys that have “baby mama drama” bring it on themselves by not keeping it in their pants – or by not wrapping their package before delivering it. Furthermore, how does he know that I do not have any children of my own? Perhaps I am one of the women serving the “baby mama drama”? Strike Two!
Finally, what on earth makes this guy think that I am going to give him my Yahoo screen name and cell phone number after getting one gnarly email from his loser ass? Come on! Do these guys not live in real world, where there are stalkers and murderers around every corner? I may be overly security conscious, but give me a freaking break! Add to that, his profile was Private, so I would have had to request to be on his friend list to “check him out”. That was so NOT going to happen! Strike Three!
It’s pathetic . . . and painful to me that men like this continue to function. It astounds me that this guy actually has enough brainpower to walk upright every single day. It frightens me that, one day, he will procreate . . . and pass the cycle of retardation onto an unsuspecting and innocent brood.
That’s it for now . . . I am already queuing up contestant’s for the next blog. I’m thinking it’s going to be a real winner! Thanks for reading my blog . . . now leave me some love damn it!
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