The Hall of Shame ~ Part V

Good evening one and all! I hope that you are all having a great week! I am very pleased to bring you the fifth installment in my Hall of Shame series.

The loser this week is pretty much his own worst enemy. Too much information will sink even the hottest guy in the world . . . of which this dude was not one!

Now, there isn’t any way that he could have know this, but there is nothing more in this world that I hate more than a faithless partner. I try very valiantly not to judge others and the decisions that they make in their personal lives; however, when it is delivered into my email box, I get to comment on it.

Here’s the email from the loser “B” . . . his name has been altered just to protect his identity. I have not made any other changes to his email.

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: BDate: Aug 20, 2007 11:05 PM

Subject: I NEED to get you off!

Here’s the situation, I am a married white male who is bored with his current situation. My wife had an affair about 18 months ago and I found out and forgave her. We still have a good home life, but...our sex life, however, has gone down the drain. She told me last year to go and find a buddy to create balance, which I resisted until now. But 11 months without sex makes a guy think.

I know lots of folks will say just end it or whatever, but this is my situation to deal with. I do not need your insertion of morals of right and wrong here. My wife does not want to know what I am up to and hopes that I will play safely, which I absolutely will.

I like women, I won't lie. BBW's get extra credit in my book, only because I have been with a few and DAMN, they were all awesome in the bedroom. I love a woman with curves, who isn’t afraid to use them. I can look at your picture and see that you are very easily one of these women that I crave so much.

If you like to be pleased orally and sexually, then I am your man. I am a good-looking, easy-going guy who wants to worship every inch of you. Your picture has really sparked my interest. I hope to hear from you soon.

B

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If you have ever been cheated on in a relationship, be it a marriage or just while dating someone, you will surely understand where I am coming from here. So, your wife goes and gets her rocks off with some other guy . . . you claim to “forgive” her . . . but cannot resume your sexual relationship with your cheating wife. Then why the hell are you still with her? I can tell you . . . it’s because she will take your ass to the cleaner’s with the divorce settlement, alimony, and (one can only assume) child support. That’s why you stay . . . because you do not want to live in poverty following the divorce!

First, I have yet to meet a man that is able to go without sex for an extended period of time – especially if he has a wifey at home that can put out. At the very least, he is going to be plowing her just for a regular release. What makes a guy think that any reasonably intelligent woman is going to be interested in what he is offering?

Second, I would NEVER demean myself by staying with someone that was unfaithful to me. Nor would I ever knowingly enter a relationship with someone that is a known cheater. In my world, once a cheater – always a cheater. And I know that I am better than that . . .

Third, I don’t want some guy that is going to treat me like a slam chop and then return home to play dutiful husband to wifey and the kids. He surely isn’t going to have the cold hard cash to drop to squire me around town . . . and believe me, there’s no way a guy can breech my defenses, without some serious wooing!

Fourth, his cheating spouse probably afflicted him with some disgusting disease that he is looking to pass off on some unsuspecting BBW online. Wifey wants him to “play safely”? Isn’t that a bit much to expect? You know what you could expect? Some creepy crawlies . . . syphilis . . . gonorrhea . . . chlamydia . . . crabs . . . the list could go on and on. NO THANKS!

My profile makes it more than abundantly clear that I am not interested in meeting up with people for casual relationships . . . yet, these are the types of emails that I get with frightening regularity. I thank God above that I have self-confidence, self-respect, and love for myself . . . I shudder to think of the sad and pathetic woman out there that would fall for this.

That’s my diatribe for this week . . . stay tuned for Loser #6 next week. I’ve already got HER picked out! That’s right . . . HER! He he . . .