The Hall of Shame ~ Part IV

Greetings my treasured ones! Welcome to The Hall of Shame ~ Part IV!

I had a bit of a hard time selecting the loser for my weekly blog . . . not because I didn’t have enough fodder, but because I didn’t want to turn the blog into a diatribe on diversity.

So before I even go any further, I want to state unequivocally, that I am not now – nor have I ever been – a racist. I am a firm believer in equality . . . and do not think that race or gender have anything to do with a person’s worth. I am not posting these blogs to mock individuals of a certain race or ethnicity . . . if I were going to be a racist pig, I would proactively identify the race of the person that contacted me. So, make assumptions all you want . . . I cannot control that.

In this specific case, the offender identifies his race on his own . . . and if he is willing to put it out there himself, why should I censor it? Far be it for me to withhold information from the masses! So enjoy the message . . . and read below for the wrath of Jenny!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Love Her or F**k Her – S’All The Same
Date: Aug 12, 2007 12:05 PM

Whats poppin ripe one? I was browsin thru MySpace n came across your profile. Why you hidin your pictures for? A girl fine as you should be proud n show your goods. I can tell you that there aren’t a lot of women heres that are as nice lookin and as educated as you. Bein fat aint nothin to be ashamed of. Im a big boy myself n never mind showin off what my mama gave me! LMFAO!

It’s Sunday mornin here, so I bet that a sweet one such as yourself is off at church. You had best be prayin for forgiveness for being so fine! Dayum girl! Check out my page n let me know if your interested. I am the full package n know that you will think the same. I aint got no kids n am not married, so theres no baby mama drama heres. And Im definitely thinking that the combo of this dark chocolate with your white chocolate will be a sweet mixture. Im thinkin that we could make some beautiful babies together.

When you write back, lay out your Yahoo and cellie and I will be all over that.

Muah!
D

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I received the email above on Sunday night . . . and it struck a really mean note with me. So, first he tells me that I’m attractive . . . even though I’m big . . . which is a good thing cause a girl can’t hear enough of that.

However, what I do not like is how he automatically assumed that I should be a good church-going type of gal . . . and then make a joke of prayer. What kind of sense does that make? If I were religious, I would have been mortally offended at his blasphemy . . . it wasn’t something that was going to enamor me of his ass, which is surely headed straight to hell! Strike One!

Then he proceeds to inform me that he does not have any children, which is of no specific consequence to me. With children or without, makes no difference. What I DETEST is that he said “there’s no baby mama drama here” like it was something that could have been inflicted upon him. Well, hello braniac! The guys that have “baby mama drama” bring it on themselves by not keeping it in their pants – or by not wrapping their package before delivering it. Furthermore, how does he know that I do not have any children of my own? Perhaps I am one of the women serving the “baby mama drama”? Strike Two!

Finally, what on earth makes this guy think that I am going to give him my Yahoo screen name and cell phone number after getting one gnarly email from his loser ass? Come on! Do these guys not live in real world, where there are stalkers and murderers around every corner? I may be overly security conscious, but give me a freaking break! Add to that, his profile was Private, so I would have had to request to be on his friend list to “check him out”. That was so NOT going to happen! Strike Three!

It’s pathetic . . . and painful to me that men like this continue to function. It astounds me that this guy actually has enough brainpower to walk upright every single day. It frightens me that, one day, he will procreate . . . and pass the cycle of retardation onto an unsuspecting and innocent brood.

That’s it for now . . . I am already queuing up contestant’s for the next blog. I’m thinking it’s going to be a real winner! Thanks for reading my blog . . . now leave me some love damn it!