The Hall of Shame ~ Part IX

Happy fall everyone! I hope that the change of seasons has been kind to all of you. I am greatly enjoying autumn . . . it is my favorite season, after all! I decided to take a brief sabbatical from my ‘Hall of Shame’ entries . . . but I received this email on Fubar today and I quite simply could not withhold it from my loyal readers!

I swear . . . this is a real email . . . and it is absolutely from the sweetest kid. Unfortunately, when I say ‘kid’, that is what I mean! He’s nineteen years old! Sadly, that age difference is a bit much . . . but I wish him all of the very best.

I did give him a bit of advice. The advice, you ask? To not use every lame pick-up line ever said in one single email . . . it’s just a bit overwhelming! The other bit of advice was to not lead with ‘Holy Shit!’. A woman of class is certainly not going to get reeled in with that one! He he he he . . .

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Subject: *smooch*
Date: October 21, 2007

Holy Shit! How did you survive that fall from Heaven?! Are you okay?! Wow you must be an angel! ...

Well now that you're down here, Do you have a map? I need directions to your heart but I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I am guessing you are either an angel or you are just so beautiful that instead of you exploding on impact on Earth...God spared your life because he didn't want to put all that beauty to waste.

You're so pretty.. It looks like you got way too much beauty sleep. You need to tone it down lol

You need some ugly sleep.. You are way too pretty :P No no no no.. We may have to bring out the big guns.

You are just way too beautiful.... You need some FUGLY sleep for at least 72 hours to balance out the universe.

And uhh... A little advice for use in the future.. Next time you fall from Heaven, just yell "KEVIN!" and I will come and catch you ;) ..Remember that 'Kevin' rhymes with 'Heaven'. ;]

Hell, you might want to consider just climbing down ;) I wouldn't take the escalator though... That thing is broken..But I will have some men up there to fix it soon. lol