I think that online dating is going to keep me EXTREMELY busy when it comes to Hall of Shame entries! Even though my dating profile is not currently active, it does not stop people from contacting me if they had accessed my page previously (as the site retains a history of pages viewed).
The first thing that I would think is that if someone has deactivated their page, is that they do not wish to be contacted. Right? You know I am! Well, people are either lacking in the common sense necessary to make that determination on their own or they must think that they are divine enough to change my mind. Because I still get contacted . . . with annoying regularity. Why don’t I just delete my page you ask? Simply because if I decide to reactive my profile at some point in the future, I refuse to be forced to recreate the wheel . . . when they have an ‘inactive’ status for that exact purpose.
Just because I refuse to be one of those rude people that ignores points of contact, I actually do respond to all messages that I receive. And I include a very nicely worded email thanking the individual for their interest and wishing them the best with their search, but tell them that I am not interested in pursuing anything new at the current time. It is a nice and respectful way to behave. However, that exact behavior seems to have landed me into my latest online adventure. Read below for the email chain from the latest loser du jour!
To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 14, 2009 1:04 am
Why is your profile not active? You are on my favorites list so I can still see you. Are you just being coy?
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 5:12 pm
No, I am not being coy. I am not looking to meet new people at this time, but do appreciate your interest. I wish you the best and hope that you are able to find what you are looking for.
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To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 5:34 pm
I am pretty sure you are just being coy. You should look at my profile and I am sure that you will reconsider your decision not to meet new people. I think that I could be the man you are looking for. No doubt.
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 7:20 pm
While I cannot fault you for being confident, I also have to take a moment to assure you that I know my own mind and there is nothing to reconsider. This is not a personal attack on you, but if someone tells you that they are not interested (for any reason) it is a good idea to just accept that fact and move on. Thanks again for your message and good luck to you!
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To: Jenny
From: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
Date: December 15, 2009 8:22 pm
I am confident. That is why I know we will be a great match. I can see it in your pretty pictures. We would make an ideal couple. Why don’t you stop playing hard to get now and turn on your IM so we can get started falling in love?
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To: sexyman4u (NOT!!!)
From: Jenny
Date: December 15, 2009 8:45 pm
Wow . . . your response actually made me laugh out loud. You clearly have no way of knowing who you are dealing with here, so let me take just a second to lay it on the line for you.
I tried to turn you down by being exceedingly polite. Apparently you are thick in the head and do not understand common courtesy and the meaning of the word “No”. You are probably the same type of man that thinks a woman that gets raped really wanted it.
A great match? Really? Because if you look at our match scores, we are a bottom of the barrel match. Rarely have I seen such a poor match – 72% enemy?!? I think I will have to pass on what you interpret as “ideal”. The site does have some concept of what they are doing – and I am not one of those believers that opposites attract. A match made in hell is what it sounds like to me!
Playing hard to get? It isn’t a game. I am impossible for you to get! But, if this were a game-like situation, I would have scored just by virtue of the fact that I do not have to converse with you any longer. I do so love the ‘Block User’ feature on this site. And in case your dense mind can’t figure it out, I am blocking you after sending this message. TOUCHDOWN!!!!
Falling in love over IM? Really? Now that is just pathetic. What do you think that you could possibly type that would evoke such a strong emotion in any woman – let alone someone like me, who is obviously superior to you on every level?
Now, I would highly recommend that you crawl back under whatever rock it is from which you emerged. Any woman of class, distinction, and (dare I say it) TASTE, will not want anything to do with someone that is abrasive, condescending, and obtuse. I won’t wish you good luck with my closing remark . . . as I do so hope that there isn’t anyone out there dumb enough to fall for you.
~Jenny
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXIV
Here is the deal . . . after my last failed relationship, I decided that I would actually pursue the world of online dating. At the very least, I figured that I couldn’t possibly do any worse finding people online than I have been doing in real life. Right? I mean, in all seriousness, I have TERRIBLE luck with guys . . . and thought that maybe a change of pace would be a good thing.
So, I already had a profile on a web site that could potentially be used for dating. Instead of starting from scratch, I elected to just populate the page with real information and roll with it . . . and see where it got me. And, in the grand scheme of things, I have actually done well. I have been talking with some seemingly nice people and went on several nice dates already. One gentleman in particular absolutely rocks . . . he is pretty special. However, you KNOW that there is always an exception to that rule . . . and that is my current Hall of Shame winner.
This loserville emailed me the same day that I activated my profile on the web site. I didn’t think he was a troll or anything and we seemed to have some things in common, so I thought that I would write back to him. He was one of the crunchy granola, artist types – but I didn’t mind because he had a real job.
All of that aside, we emailed and instant messaged for a couple of days and he seemed relatively nice. And then the axe fell . . . we were so NOT compatible when it came to one very important area. Can you guess what it was? Come on . . . you know you can! Religion! Read below for our interaction . . . it is an absolute riot!
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
We have not had a discussion about religion. Your profile says ‘Christian and laughing about it’. What exactly do you find funny about Christ?
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
I don’t find anything specifically funny about Christ . . . however, I do find organized religion to be an absolute nightmare – filled with nothing but hypocrites, liars, and pedophiles. I choose to laugh about it, rather than waste any other of my valuable emotions on it. I notice that your profile does not have a response populated for that question. I assumed that meant that you were not religiously inclined. Was that an incorrect assumption?
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
Yes, Jenny, that was an incorrect assumption on your part. You know that assuming anything makes an ass out of you and that is what happened here. It is people like you that are ruining the world for honest hearted Christians like me. I am shocked that someone that is educated and well-versed as you are would have such a false belief about religion. I can only pray that you will be shown the light and be saved by Christ. If you cannot put your life in the hands of our Lord and Savior and return to church, I cannot continue to talk to you. People that mock Christianity are doomed to burn in hellfire.
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
Good God Y’all! You are serious, aren’t you? Honey bun, you need to step away from whatever Kool-Aid you have been drinking and open your eyes. Every single organized religion in this world is corrupt. I didn’t say one false word about God or his son and you do not have to haul your ass into church in order to have a strong belief system or values. If you really believe that everyone that does not go to church is going straight to hell, I feel very bad for you. What about all of the Christians that live in third world countries that do not have official churches? Are they to die just because they are poverty stricken? You pompous ass!
You want to know what I think? I think that your Lord and Savior must be pretty DAMN disappointed in his little minion if he was bearing witness to the sexually explicit instant messages that you were trying to send to me the other night. Did you pray for forgiveness for the weakness of your flesh after I spurned you? You better have . . . or that in itself should have earned you a hot spot in hell!
Trust me . . . I have learned and forgotten more than you will ever know about the Bible and I no longer need any part of it. You can take your religious beliefs and have them keep your organic behind warm in bed - because I do not want any part of it. Religious zealots are not welcome in my world!
This will be my final email . . . I am blocking you, as I see no need to continue this discussion. I won’t even wish you good luck with your search for a partner, because I will feel bad for the woman that ultimately ends up with you.
So, I already had a profile on a web site that could potentially be used for dating. Instead of starting from scratch, I elected to just populate the page with real information and roll with it . . . and see where it got me. And, in the grand scheme of things, I have actually done well. I have been talking with some seemingly nice people and went on several nice dates already. One gentleman in particular absolutely rocks . . . he is pretty special. However, you KNOW that there is always an exception to that rule . . . and that is my current Hall of Shame winner.
This loserville emailed me the same day that I activated my profile on the web site. I didn’t think he was a troll or anything and we seemed to have some things in common, so I thought that I would write back to him. He was one of the crunchy granola, artist types – but I didn’t mind because he had a real job.
All of that aside, we emailed and instant messaged for a couple of days and he seemed relatively nice. And then the axe fell . . . we were so NOT compatible when it came to one very important area. Can you guess what it was? Come on . . . you know you can! Religion! Read below for our interaction . . . it is an absolute riot!
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
We have not had a discussion about religion. Your profile says ‘Christian and laughing about it’. What exactly do you find funny about Christ?
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
I don’t find anything specifically funny about Christ . . . however, I do find organized religion to be an absolute nightmare – filled with nothing but hypocrites, liars, and pedophiles. I choose to laugh about it, rather than waste any other of my valuable emotions on it. I notice that your profile does not have a response populated for that question. I assumed that meant that you were not religiously inclined. Was that an incorrect assumption?
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From: Crunchy Granola Loser
To: Jenny
Date: October 19, 2009
Yes, Jenny, that was an incorrect assumption on your part. You know that assuming anything makes an ass out of you and that is what happened here. It is people like you that are ruining the world for honest hearted Christians like me. I am shocked that someone that is educated and well-versed as you are would have such a false belief about religion. I can only pray that you will be shown the light and be saved by Christ. If you cannot put your life in the hands of our Lord and Savior and return to church, I cannot continue to talk to you. People that mock Christianity are doomed to burn in hellfire.
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From: Jenny
To: Crunchy Granola Loser
Date: October 19, 2009
Good God Y’all! You are serious, aren’t you? Honey bun, you need to step away from whatever Kool-Aid you have been drinking and open your eyes. Every single organized religion in this world is corrupt. I didn’t say one false word about God or his son and you do not have to haul your ass into church in order to have a strong belief system or values. If you really believe that everyone that does not go to church is going straight to hell, I feel very bad for you. What about all of the Christians that live in third world countries that do not have official churches? Are they to die just because they are poverty stricken? You pompous ass!
You want to know what I think? I think that your Lord and Savior must be pretty DAMN disappointed in his little minion if he was bearing witness to the sexually explicit instant messages that you were trying to send to me the other night. Did you pray for forgiveness for the weakness of your flesh after I spurned you? You better have . . . or that in itself should have earned you a hot spot in hell!
Trust me . . . I have learned and forgotten more than you will ever know about the Bible and I no longer need any part of it. You can take your religious beliefs and have them keep your organic behind warm in bed - because I do not want any part of it. Religious zealots are not welcome in my world!
This will be my final email . . . I am blocking you, as I see no need to continue this discussion. I won’t even wish you good luck with your search for a partner, because I will feel bad for the woman that ultimately ends up with you.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXIII
So, I ended a relationship on September 2nd that I thought was going to be ‘the one’. Boy did I make the mistake of a lifetime! Since ending the relationship, my Dejected Loser has texted me over 200 times, called my cell phone over 150 times, called my home and office an unknown number of times, and has even begun creating new email accounts to contact me because I blocked his primary accounts.
Ending a relationship isn’t something that I take lightly . . . and I did it in a kind, but straightforward manner. I have not been in contact with him since the break-up . . . because doing so would just continue the pain when there is no hope of us being together. Anyway, below you will find what I hope will be the final communication between me and my Dejected Loser. If he cannot get the message now, I am not quite sure what path I will be forced to take . . . but can I pick them or what?!?
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From: Dejected Loser
To: Jenny
Subject: How far will I sink?
Date: Monday, October 5, 2009
Message:
My love,
I cannot believe the depths to which you have driven me, to which I will go to get into contact with you. It angers me to think that just this time last month, we were blissfully in love and where are we now? You threaten me with abuse orders through my daughter. You damage me in ways I never thought and yet I still reach out to you. You say I try to control you, yet refuse to consider those actions as demonstration of my love of you. I need you in my life and am willing to do whatever it is that you say I need to do to make that happen. Please pick up the phone and answer my calls babe. I can’t believe you are doing this to us because of a mistake - one word said to you in anger.
Yours eternally,
Dejected Loser
*****
From: Jenny
To: Dejected Loser
Subject: Re: How far will I sink?
Date: Monday, October 5, 2009
Message:
I am not sure how much more clearly I can say this. Your pathetic attempts to get back with me are just that – pathetic. It has now been over a month and your inability to accept that our relationship is over is unbelievable to me. So, let me break this down for you in a way that I hope you are going to be able to understand.
1) I do not want to ever see you again. The very thought of coming into contact with you in person makes me physically ill. I mortally regret every second of the seven months that I spent with you. You are an unwelcome presence in my life and if you do show up at my home, you can rest assured that I will call the police and have you physically removed.
2) Your controlling behavior of me was a demonstration of love? Really? Well, let me try to enlighten you about that. That same ‘affection’ forced your loving wife, of over twenty years, ultimately to cheat on you. So, I would strongly recommend that you reevaluate how you show your affection because it is scaring off the women in your life. If you love someone, you do not need to smother them. Trust is a wonderful thing . . . if you do not have it in a relationship, you have NOTHING!
3) I damage you? I have not yet begun to fight dirty . . . but you should know me well enough to know that I will. So let me reiterate to you that I need you to leave me alone. The texts, phone calls to my home, cell phone, and office need to stop. You know I blocked your primary email accounts, so the email messages from newly created accounts also need to stop. Your pleas are falling on deaf ears. I am responding to you this FINAL time; this will be the last communication from me. You need to move on with your life. I bear you no ill will . . . I just cannot be with you. You have to accept that because there is no other option for you.
4) There is nothing that you can say or do that is going to place you back in my life. We are not friends and we are not in a romantic relationship any longer. There is no room for you in my world.
5) One word said to me in anger. Yes, it was one word. But the word was WHORE. You called me a whore. And the part that I cannot get past, for the life of me, is that you absolutely meant it when you said it. So, you can apologize until the end of time, but that does not change the very simple fact that you believe me capable of not only being unfaithful to you, but you think that I have questionable morals. There is nothing else to be said based on that statement alone. I will not get past that and do not want to. Call me immature, unforgiving, and whatever else you need to in order to get over this . . . but just do it because it no longer matters to me what you think. You can even think I am the biggest whore in Southeastern Pennsylvania and it will not make a difference. At the end of the day, I know the truth and I can sleep at night. Somehow I do not think that you can or you would not be harassing me.
Please stop now . . . I implore you to use the brain that God gave you to do so. I wish only the best for you and your family. Be happy and healthy . . . and find someone to spend the rest of your life with. That someone is not me.
Best Wishes,
Jenny
Ending a relationship isn’t something that I take lightly . . . and I did it in a kind, but straightforward manner. I have not been in contact with him since the break-up . . . because doing so would just continue the pain when there is no hope of us being together. Anyway, below you will find what I hope will be the final communication between me and my Dejected Loser. If he cannot get the message now, I am not quite sure what path I will be forced to take . . . but can I pick them or what?!?
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From: Dejected Loser
To: Jenny
Subject: How far will I sink?
Date: Monday, October 5, 2009
Message:
My love,
I cannot believe the depths to which you have driven me, to which I will go to get into contact with you. It angers me to think that just this time last month, we were blissfully in love and where are we now? You threaten me with abuse orders through my daughter. You damage me in ways I never thought and yet I still reach out to you. You say I try to control you, yet refuse to consider those actions as demonstration of my love of you. I need you in my life and am willing to do whatever it is that you say I need to do to make that happen. Please pick up the phone and answer my calls babe. I can’t believe you are doing this to us because of a mistake - one word said to you in anger.
Yours eternally,
Dejected Loser
*****
From: Jenny
To: Dejected Loser
Subject: Re: How far will I sink?
Date: Monday, October 5, 2009
Message:
I am not sure how much more clearly I can say this. Your pathetic attempts to get back with me are just that – pathetic. It has now been over a month and your inability to accept that our relationship is over is unbelievable to me. So, let me break this down for you in a way that I hope you are going to be able to understand.
1) I do not want to ever see you again. The very thought of coming into contact with you in person makes me physically ill. I mortally regret every second of the seven months that I spent with you. You are an unwelcome presence in my life and if you do show up at my home, you can rest assured that I will call the police and have you physically removed.
2) Your controlling behavior of me was a demonstration of love? Really? Well, let me try to enlighten you about that. That same ‘affection’ forced your loving wife, of over twenty years, ultimately to cheat on you. So, I would strongly recommend that you reevaluate how you show your affection because it is scaring off the women in your life. If you love someone, you do not need to smother them. Trust is a wonderful thing . . . if you do not have it in a relationship, you have NOTHING!
3) I damage you? I have not yet begun to fight dirty . . . but you should know me well enough to know that I will. So let me reiterate to you that I need you to leave me alone. The texts, phone calls to my home, cell phone, and office need to stop. You know I blocked your primary email accounts, so the email messages from newly created accounts also need to stop. Your pleas are falling on deaf ears. I am responding to you this FINAL time; this will be the last communication from me. You need to move on with your life. I bear you no ill will . . . I just cannot be with you. You have to accept that because there is no other option for you.
4) There is nothing that you can say or do that is going to place you back in my life. We are not friends and we are not in a romantic relationship any longer. There is no room for you in my world.
5) One word said to me in anger. Yes, it was one word. But the word was WHORE. You called me a whore. And the part that I cannot get past, for the life of me, is that you absolutely meant it when you said it. So, you can apologize until the end of time, but that does not change the very simple fact that you believe me capable of not only being unfaithful to you, but you think that I have questionable morals. There is nothing else to be said based on that statement alone. I will not get past that and do not want to. Call me immature, unforgiving, and whatever else you need to in order to get over this . . . but just do it because it no longer matters to me what you think. You can even think I am the biggest whore in Southeastern Pennsylvania and it will not make a difference. At the end of the day, I know the truth and I can sleep at night. Somehow I do not think that you can or you would not be harassing me.
Please stop now . . . I implore you to use the brain that God gave you to do so. I wish only the best for you and your family. Be happy and healthy . . . and find someone to spend the rest of your life with. That someone is not me.
Best Wishes,
Jenny
Monday, September 14, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXII
Oh my goodness! It is September already! How did that happen?!? I swear that it was just spring . . . or summer . . . and now fall is literally upon us. Mind you, this is one chica that could not be happier about that, but where is the time going? I hardly seem to find the time to write these days, even though I do have the very best of intentions . . . there are just so many things that take me away from the computer. That is definitely a positive change in my life though . . . not a complaint.
Anyway, I have a seemingly innocuous Hall of Shame entry for you today that I decided to share . . . but I am sharing it because I am partially to blame for this one. For the most part, I will not accept any accountability for the revolting messages that plague my Inbox; however this situation was a little different. And I own up when I make a mistake . . . so that is what I am doing here. I’ll break it down for you!
So, this guy, who I am going to call Dick, requests to be my friend on Facebook for playing games. I don’t have an issue with that because I add a lot of people to build up my teams and then generally delete them afterward. Well, I didn’t delete him because I didn’t get around to it and after a couple of weeks, he started sending me non-game application invitations. For example, he would send things like hearts, kisses, quizzes to what sexual position are you, and other miscellaneous lame things like that.
I didn’t pay much attention to the content of the messages, but would respond when I had time . . . but then he started sending some really funky and weird sexual ones . . . which I naturally just ignored. I will say that I returned the virtual kisses and hearts . . . figuring that there wasn’t any harm in it . . . it is just Facebook, after all! And I took the sex quiz thing for fun too (I’m spooning position, by the way!).
Mmm . . . well . . . we all know that I just HAD to be wrong about there not being any harm in me returning/responding to these messages. Check out the email that I got from Dick this morning . . . there really aren’t even any words!
******
From: Dick
Subject: hot
"hello baby you seem so hot, you make me horny; let me be yours !!"
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Okay . . . so I have decided to just remove this guy from my friend list and not respond to the email. I am only going to do that because I do accept some of the blame for maybe potentially leading him on by returning the virtual kisses and hearts. However, let me assure you, that (in my opinion) a virtual kiss is not really intended to incite horniness in MARRIED middle-aged French men!
So, just as an FYI to any of you reading this . . . if I previously sent you a heart, it was not with the intention that you fall madly in love with me. And if I sent you a kiss, it did not mean that I was or am lusting after your ripe flesh. And, above and beyond all things that are holy, I don’t want you getting horny and telling me about it! Do what you want in the privacy of your home, but don’t invade the sanctity of my mind with that information.
That is it on the Jenny front for now . . . I’ll be back soon with another message. Behave yourselves in the interim. But, you know I won’t! ;)
Anyway, I have a seemingly innocuous Hall of Shame entry for you today that I decided to share . . . but I am sharing it because I am partially to blame for this one. For the most part, I will not accept any accountability for the revolting messages that plague my Inbox; however this situation was a little different. And I own up when I make a mistake . . . so that is what I am doing here. I’ll break it down for you!
So, this guy, who I am going to call Dick, requests to be my friend on Facebook for playing games. I don’t have an issue with that because I add a lot of people to build up my teams and then generally delete them afterward. Well, I didn’t delete him because I didn’t get around to it and after a couple of weeks, he started sending me non-game application invitations. For example, he would send things like hearts, kisses, quizzes to what sexual position are you, and other miscellaneous lame things like that.
I didn’t pay much attention to the content of the messages, but would respond when I had time . . . but then he started sending some really funky and weird sexual ones . . . which I naturally just ignored. I will say that I returned the virtual kisses and hearts . . . figuring that there wasn’t any harm in it . . . it is just Facebook, after all! And I took the sex quiz thing for fun too (I’m spooning position, by the way!).
Mmm . . . well . . . we all know that I just HAD to be wrong about there not being any harm in me returning/responding to these messages. Check out the email that I got from Dick this morning . . . there really aren’t even any words!
******
From: Dick
Subject: hot
"hello baby you seem so hot, you make me horny; let me be yours !!"
******
Okay . . . so I have decided to just remove this guy from my friend list and not respond to the email. I am only going to do that because I do accept some of the blame for maybe potentially leading him on by returning the virtual kisses and hearts. However, let me assure you, that (in my opinion) a virtual kiss is not really intended to incite horniness in MARRIED middle-aged French men!
So, just as an FYI to any of you reading this . . . if I previously sent you a heart, it was not with the intention that you fall madly in love with me. And if I sent you a kiss, it did not mean that I was or am lusting after your ripe flesh. And, above and beyond all things that are holy, I don’t want you getting horny and telling me about it! Do what you want in the privacy of your home, but don’t invade the sanctity of my mind with that information.
That is it on the Jenny front for now . . . I’ll be back soon with another message. Behave yourselves in the interim. But, you know I won’t! ;)
Sunday, August 23, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XXI
I know . . . it’s been way too long since I have written a Hall of Shame blog! But, this one was way too good to keep to myself, so I just had to share it with you. Read on for my loser of the week and I will try to write more. Sadly, I am never lacking in fools to school! ;)
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Dustin 5:05pm Aug 21st
im sorry but i have to ask this. r u submissive? cause u really really look it? sry to ask
Jenny 5:06pm Aug 21st
Just because I am dying to know . . . how does one look submissive?
Dustin 5:12pm Aug 21st
idk i can usually just tell
Jenny 5:20pm Aug 21st
Mmm . . . interesting. However, I am not, so go bother someone else.
Dustin 5:28pm Aug 21st
i think u r. i wud luv to spank u and pull ur long hair. i no u wud luv it.
Jenny 5:32pm Aug 21st
Listen Dustin . . . I am all for sexual freedom and people have every right to their little kinks, but when you decide to introduce yours into my world, I actually do get to weigh in on them. Had you just let the conversation end after I told you that I was not interested, it would have been fine. However, since you didn’t here is a little bit of information for you:
1) There will never come a day when you, or anyone else, will be welcome to spank me. I would actually welcome the day when someone would try because it would mean that I get to lay the royal smackdown on their pathetic ass for assuming that I would think that action would be enjoyable. You know what I think would be fun? Watching that sucker’s nose bleed after I punched it.
2) Hair pulling? Really?!? I actually love my hair and it is inconceivable to me that a freakazoid like you would think it acceptable to pull it, in some pathetic attempt to dominate me. Sexy? Maybe to a loser!
3) And if you think that you can tell what a submissive woman looks like from a picture, I think that you need to recalibrate your radar, because it pointed you in the wrong direction with me! Incidentally, I would suggest that you go to web site specifically geared towards people of your sexual orientation if you are looking to make hook-up points . . . because I am quite happy to be vanilla.
4) If you have to resort to dominating a woman in bed, it makes me think that you aren’t much of man in the real world. You may want to consider seeking psychiatric guidance to work on your self-esteem. Inflicting pain on someone else should never be what it takes to bring you happiness or sexual gratification. I think it is pretty sick and twisted.
I’m quite finished now . . . but you have provided me with fodder for my Hall of Shame blog series. Congratulations loser!
The Non-Submissive Jenny
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Dustin 5:05pm Aug 21st
im sorry but i have to ask this. r u submissive? cause u really really look it? sry to ask
Jenny 5:06pm Aug 21st
Just because I am dying to know . . . how does one look submissive?
Dustin 5:12pm Aug 21st
idk i can usually just tell
Jenny 5:20pm Aug 21st
Mmm . . . interesting. However, I am not, so go bother someone else.
Dustin 5:28pm Aug 21st
i think u r. i wud luv to spank u and pull ur long hair. i no u wud luv it.
Jenny 5:32pm Aug 21st
Listen Dustin . . . I am all for sexual freedom and people have every right to their little kinks, but when you decide to introduce yours into my world, I actually do get to weigh in on them. Had you just let the conversation end after I told you that I was not interested, it would have been fine. However, since you didn’t here is a little bit of information for you:
1) There will never come a day when you, or anyone else, will be welcome to spank me. I would actually welcome the day when someone would try because it would mean that I get to lay the royal smackdown on their pathetic ass for assuming that I would think that action would be enjoyable. You know what I think would be fun? Watching that sucker’s nose bleed after I punched it.
2) Hair pulling? Really?!? I actually love my hair and it is inconceivable to me that a freakazoid like you would think it acceptable to pull it, in some pathetic attempt to dominate me. Sexy? Maybe to a loser!
3) And if you think that you can tell what a submissive woman looks like from a picture, I think that you need to recalibrate your radar, because it pointed you in the wrong direction with me! Incidentally, I would suggest that you go to web site specifically geared towards people of your sexual orientation if you are looking to make hook-up points . . . because I am quite happy to be vanilla.
4) If you have to resort to dominating a woman in bed, it makes me think that you aren’t much of man in the real world. You may want to consider seeking psychiatric guidance to work on your self-esteem. Inflicting pain on someone else should never be what it takes to bring you happiness or sexual gratification. I think it is pretty sick and twisted.
I’m quite finished now . . . but you have provided me with fodder for my Hall of Shame blog series. Congratulations loser!
The Non-Submissive Jenny
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XX
Happy Spring everyone! I hope that this blog finds you all happy and healthy . . . I know that I am feeling particularly buoyant at the change in season. Naturally I am sure that it has a lot to do with my awesome life, but that’s neither here nor there! ;)
I have another installment of the Hall of Shame for you today . . . and since it just came in last night, I couldn’t keep it to myself! It’s rather amusing to me that I have started to get snarky emails from people so quickly related to my weight loss . . . I had several friends warn me that I would get them, but I never expected them to start so soon. But, now that they have, I confess that I am truly surprised at the tone of the messages . . . and how truly bizarre some people are. Realistically, people are supposed to be supportive when you lose weight, regardless of how you do it, not try to drag you down. So, to those people that aren’t going to like me in a smaller size, you may want to make a note and delete me now . . . because it is a reality.
This guy, who I swear that I do not know in real life, was on my MySpace page for about three years (at least according to him). We used to send occasional email messages . . . but never anything particularly personal and we NEVER had a romantic relationship, which is why his message below was so freakish to me. How he wasted so much time on me I will never understand, but that’s his issue too. Obviously, his name has been changed to protect the insane . . . but he is a real person . . . and if you are on my MySpace friends list and are a BBW, he might be on yours too! He was notorious for going through friend lists and adding other BBWs that he thinks are attractive. Overall he is harmless . . . at least until you try to get skinny! *evil laugh*
Enjoy!
****
To: Jenny
From: A-Hole
Date: March 24, 2009 7:30 PM
Subject: Farewell
Dear Jenny,
It pains me to write this, but I am going to be deleting you from my page after three years. I see a lot of things going on that I do not like at all and I’m not sure what is going on. What did you do? You are not looking like yourself and I don’t know what to say about that. I thought you were a proud BBW, which is why I was drawn to you, but it appears I was wrong. I’m sorry now that I wasted so much time with you because you are just like everyone else turning aside from your friends when you learn you have a pretty face. It isn’t up for debate, but I wanted to explain.
Be well,
A-Hole
*****
To: A-Hole
From: Jenny
Date: March 24, 2009 8:20 PM
Subject: Re: Farewell
Dear A-Hole:
It’s rather interesting to me that you feel you have the privilege to determine what compromises a proud BBW. The last time that I checked, you were not a card-carrying member of the Fat Acceptance movement . . . so perhaps you jump down off of your soapbox and get a grip on reality. No one really cares about your pathetic little opinion . . . certainly not me! Do you think that I needed an explanation for why you were deleting me or that I would have even missed you from my page? I can assure you that I would neither have missed you nor would I have suffered mental anguish from never knowing why I was axed from your life.
And since when do I need to check in with anyone about things that I do with my life? Do I need to now ask permission with my status message before I change my hair? Or buy a new pair of shoes? I think that your sense of entitlement has slipped into a world of delusion and you might want to try to take a step into the real world for a second. You do not know anything about me or about my life . . . nor would you ever have the right to comment on any decisions that I make about it. I have always been proud of the person that I am – regardless of my weight. Big or small I am always going to be an AMAZING woman. You are not going to be able to disparage me with your small mind and even smaller words.
Want to know what I really think? I am ecstatic that you are going to take your little fat fetish elsewhere . . . because I’m not any more interested in it now than I was three years ago when you became my ‘friend’.
In closing, I would wish you well . . . but you have to know that you don’t deserve it. But, you have now earned yourself a place in my illustrious Hall of Shame blog series. Enjoy your shining moment of glory! Somehow, I think it will be the only five seconds of fame that your lifetime will bring.
Jenny
I have another installment of the Hall of Shame for you today . . . and since it just came in last night, I couldn’t keep it to myself! It’s rather amusing to me that I have started to get snarky emails from people so quickly related to my weight loss . . . I had several friends warn me that I would get them, but I never expected them to start so soon. But, now that they have, I confess that I am truly surprised at the tone of the messages . . . and how truly bizarre some people are. Realistically, people are supposed to be supportive when you lose weight, regardless of how you do it, not try to drag you down. So, to those people that aren’t going to like me in a smaller size, you may want to make a note and delete me now . . . because it is a reality.
This guy, who I swear that I do not know in real life, was on my MySpace page for about three years (at least according to him). We used to send occasional email messages . . . but never anything particularly personal and we NEVER had a romantic relationship, which is why his message below was so freakish to me. How he wasted so much time on me I will never understand, but that’s his issue too. Obviously, his name has been changed to protect the insane . . . but he is a real person . . . and if you are on my MySpace friends list and are a BBW, he might be on yours too! He was notorious for going through friend lists and adding other BBWs that he thinks are attractive. Overall he is harmless . . . at least until you try to get skinny! *evil laugh*
Enjoy!
****
To: Jenny
From: A-Hole
Date: March 24, 2009 7:30 PM
Subject: Farewell
Dear Jenny,
It pains me to write this, but I am going to be deleting you from my page after three years. I see a lot of things going on that I do not like at all and I’m not sure what is going on. What did you do? You are not looking like yourself and I don’t know what to say about that. I thought you were a proud BBW, which is why I was drawn to you, but it appears I was wrong. I’m sorry now that I wasted so much time with you because you are just like everyone else turning aside from your friends when you learn you have a pretty face. It isn’t up for debate, but I wanted to explain.
Be well,
A-Hole
*****
To: A-Hole
From: Jenny
Date: March 24, 2009 8:20 PM
Subject: Re: Farewell
Dear A-Hole:
It’s rather interesting to me that you feel you have the privilege to determine what compromises a proud BBW. The last time that I checked, you were not a card-carrying member of the Fat Acceptance movement . . . so perhaps you jump down off of your soapbox and get a grip on reality. No one really cares about your pathetic little opinion . . . certainly not me! Do you think that I needed an explanation for why you were deleting me or that I would have even missed you from my page? I can assure you that I would neither have missed you nor would I have suffered mental anguish from never knowing why I was axed from your life.
And since when do I need to check in with anyone about things that I do with my life? Do I need to now ask permission with my status message before I change my hair? Or buy a new pair of shoes? I think that your sense of entitlement has slipped into a world of delusion and you might want to try to take a step into the real world for a second. You do not know anything about me or about my life . . . nor would you ever have the right to comment on any decisions that I make about it. I have always been proud of the person that I am – regardless of my weight. Big or small I am always going to be an AMAZING woman. You are not going to be able to disparage me with your small mind and even smaller words.
Want to know what I really think? I am ecstatic that you are going to take your little fat fetish elsewhere . . . because I’m not any more interested in it now than I was three years ago when you became my ‘friend’.
In closing, I would wish you well . . . but you have to know that you don’t deserve it. But, you have now earned yourself a place in my illustrious Hall of Shame blog series. Enjoy your shining moment of glory! Somehow, I think it will be the only five seconds of fame that your lifetime will bring.
Jenny
Monday, March 2, 2009
The Hall of Shame ~ Part XIX
Greetings all! On this wonderfully snowy day in Pennsylvania, I am bringing you a long overdue entry from the Hall of Shame! When I received this email yesterday, I just knew that I had to include it . . . and I know that I have been neglecting you all terribly, but I shall try to be better . . . promise!
So, read below for the email from the loser du jour and then my response directly to him . . . he was actually one of my friends for years and then disappeared from my list. I will admit that I didn’t miss him or anything, but it is all the same to me when you have as many friends as I do, you know? People delete their pages all of the time and I have no control over that. I can’t stalk everyone every day!!! Anyway, I have to say that I found the whole thing pretty amusing!!! Check it out!
***
To: Jenny
From: Wackadoo Crackadoo
Date: March 1, 2009 2:30 pm
Subject: U think ur special
So what u lose some wait and then u think that u are to special to talk wit ur friends? U deleted me from ur page? Thats sum serius shit thur! I wuz ur friend 4 a long time n then u go n delet me like im nutin 2 u? I always had luv 4 u n tried 2 be there 4 u always n u nvr wanted to b wit me. So I got tired of waitn around for u. So now im the bad guy? Thats sum shit girl n u no it! I jus wanted u 2 no that I no wat u r abot now n I dont want no part of it. U arnt rigt n I no it.
***
To: Wackadoo Crackadoo
From: Jenny
Date: March 1, 2009 8:30 pm
Subject: Re: U think ur special
Well, dear heart, I don’t just think that I am special . . . I know that I am and, believe me, I am not looking for validation of that fact from someone of your stature. And, just to expound on that for you, I am not short bus special like you are – with your ghetto grammar, spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure.
Let me just break it down for you and then I will let you get on with your craptacular life (and since you were my ‘friend’ for so long, you will know that you just earned yourself a spot in my Hall of Shame blog series with this email). You should be honored . . . not every loser is so fortunate!
1) When someone loses pounds, it is spelled ‘weight’, not ‘wait’. Wait is what you do when you are standing in line for your short bus every morning.
2) I never, ever gave you any indication that you should wait around for me. When I told you that I wanted to be friends, you should have believed what I said. Sometimes people say that to be nice and avoid hurting your feelings. Apparently I should have just hurt your feelings . . . because I guess you didn’t get the hint. You are right that I didn’t want to be with you . . . and never would. No woman with two brain cells to rub together would make that mistake.
3) I didn’t delete you from my page. You actually deleted me from yours. So, maybe you should get your facts straight before having a meltdown like a whiny little bitch. Either way, though, I am glad because it helped me to see your true colors. You are no ‘friend’ of mine. You are less than nothing to me and I am so glad that you helped to clarify that. Good riddance!
4) You know what I’m about? You think so? Really? What might that be? Decency and living an upright life as a productive member of society? The last time I checked, you were gainfully unemployed and had two children with two different women. What are you about? Leeching off of society and populating the world? Somehow I think that I am the winner here.
5) Last, and certainly not least, I am not right? Hmmm . . . I think that we have established that you cannot possibly have the mental prowess to judge me as being ‘wrong’ in any way, shape, or form . . . so I am going to just close with an encouragement for you to run, not walk, to the nearest physician for a vasectomy as soon as possible. You have done enough damage with your genes. Stop the madness now!
And, in case you were wondering, you have now been blocked from contacting me. So trying to write back to me will be a fruitless endeavor. Jut another helpful hit, if you need to look up any of the words that I have used in this response, you can use www.dictionary.com.
Jenny Out!
So, read below for the email from the loser du jour and then my response directly to him . . . he was actually one of my friends for years and then disappeared from my list. I will admit that I didn’t miss him or anything, but it is all the same to me when you have as many friends as I do, you know? People delete their pages all of the time and I have no control over that. I can’t stalk everyone every day!!! Anyway, I have to say that I found the whole thing pretty amusing!!! Check it out!
***
To: Jenny
From: Wackadoo Crackadoo
Date: March 1, 2009 2:30 pm
Subject: U think ur special
So what u lose some wait and then u think that u are to special to talk wit ur friends? U deleted me from ur page? Thats sum serius shit thur! I wuz ur friend 4 a long time n then u go n delet me like im nutin 2 u? I always had luv 4 u n tried 2 be there 4 u always n u nvr wanted to b wit me. So I got tired of waitn around for u. So now im the bad guy? Thats sum shit girl n u no it! I jus wanted u 2 no that I no wat u r abot now n I dont want no part of it. U arnt rigt n I no it.
***
To: Wackadoo Crackadoo
From: Jenny
Date: March 1, 2009 8:30 pm
Subject: Re: U think ur special
Well, dear heart, I don’t just think that I am special . . . I know that I am and, believe me, I am not looking for validation of that fact from someone of your stature. And, just to expound on that for you, I am not short bus special like you are – with your ghetto grammar, spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure.
Let me just break it down for you and then I will let you get on with your craptacular life (and since you were my ‘friend’ for so long, you will know that you just earned yourself a spot in my Hall of Shame blog series with this email). You should be honored . . . not every loser is so fortunate!
1) When someone loses pounds, it is spelled ‘weight’, not ‘wait’. Wait is what you do when you are standing in line for your short bus every morning.
2) I never, ever gave you any indication that you should wait around for me. When I told you that I wanted to be friends, you should have believed what I said. Sometimes people say that to be nice and avoid hurting your feelings. Apparently I should have just hurt your feelings . . . because I guess you didn’t get the hint. You are right that I didn’t want to be with you . . . and never would. No woman with two brain cells to rub together would make that mistake.
3) I didn’t delete you from my page. You actually deleted me from yours. So, maybe you should get your facts straight before having a meltdown like a whiny little bitch. Either way, though, I am glad because it helped me to see your true colors. You are no ‘friend’ of mine. You are less than nothing to me and I am so glad that you helped to clarify that. Good riddance!
4) You know what I’m about? You think so? Really? What might that be? Decency and living an upright life as a productive member of society? The last time I checked, you were gainfully unemployed and had two children with two different women. What are you about? Leeching off of society and populating the world? Somehow I think that I am the winner here.
5) Last, and certainly not least, I am not right? Hmmm . . . I think that we have established that you cannot possibly have the mental prowess to judge me as being ‘wrong’ in any way, shape, or form . . . so I am going to just close with an encouragement for you to run, not walk, to the nearest physician for a vasectomy as soon as possible. You have done enough damage with your genes. Stop the madness now!
And, in case you were wondering, you have now been blocked from contacting me. So trying to write back to me will be a fruitless endeavor. Jut another helpful hit, if you need to look up any of the words that I have used in this response, you can use www.dictionary.com.
Jenny Out!
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