The Hall of Shame ~ Part XIX

Greetings all! On this wonderfully snowy day in Pennsylvania, I am bringing you a long overdue entry from the Hall of Shame! When I received this email yesterday, I just knew that I had to include it . . . and I know that I have been neglecting you all terribly, but I shall try to be better . . . promise!

So, read below for the email from the loser du jour and then my response directly to him . . . he was actually one of my friends for years and then disappeared from my list. I will admit that I didn’t miss him or anything, but it is all the same to me when you have as many friends as I do, you know? People delete their pages all of the time and I have no control over that. I can’t stalk everyone every day!!! Anyway, I have to say that I found the whole thing pretty amusing!!! Check it out!

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To: Jenny
From: Wackadoo Crackadoo
Date: March 1, 2009 2:30 pm
Subject: U think ur special

So what u lose some wait and then u think that u are to special to talk wit ur friends? U deleted me from ur page? Thats sum serius shit thur! I wuz ur friend 4 a long time n then u go n delet me like im nutin 2 u? I always had luv 4 u n tried 2 be there 4 u always n u nvr wanted to b wit me. So I got tired of waitn around for u. So now im the bad guy? Thats sum shit girl n u no it! I jus wanted u 2 no that I no wat u r abot now n I dont want no part of it. U arnt rigt n I no it.

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To: Wackadoo Crackadoo
From: Jenny
Date: March 1, 2009 8:30 pm
Subject: Re: U think ur special

Well, dear heart, I don’t just think that I am special . . . I know that I am and, believe me, I am not looking for validation of that fact from someone of your stature. And, just to expound on that for you, I am not short bus special like you are – with your ghetto grammar, spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure.

Let me just break it down for you and then I will let you get on with your craptacular life (and since you were my ‘friend’ for so long, you will know that you just earned yourself a spot in my Hall of Shame blog series with this email). You should be honored . . . not every loser is so fortunate!

1) When someone loses pounds, it is spelled ‘weight’, not ‘wait’. Wait is what you do when you are standing in line for your short bus every morning.

2) I never, ever gave you any indication that you should wait around for me. When I told you that I wanted to be friends, you should have believed what I said. Sometimes people say that to be nice and avoid hurting your feelings. Apparently I should have just hurt your feelings . . . because I guess you didn’t get the hint. You are right that I didn’t want to be with you . . . and never would. No woman with two brain cells to rub together would make that mistake.

3) I didn’t delete you from my page. You actually deleted me from yours. So, maybe you should get your facts straight before having a meltdown like a whiny little bitch. Either way, though, I am glad because it helped me to see your true colors. You are no ‘friend’ of mine. You are less than nothing to me and I am so glad that you helped to clarify that. Good riddance!

4) You know what I’m about? You think so? Really? What might that be? Decency and living an upright life as a productive member of society? The last time I checked, you were gainfully unemployed and had two children with two different women. What are you about? Leeching off of society and populating the world? Somehow I think that I am the winner here.

5) Last, and certainly not least, I am not right? Hmmm . . . I think that we have established that you cannot possibly have the mental prowess to judge me as being ‘wrong’ in any way, shape, or form . . . so I am going to just close with an encouragement for you to run, not walk, to the nearest physician for a vasectomy as soon as possible. You have done enough damage with your genes. Stop the madness now!

And, in case you were wondering, you have now been blocked from contacting me. So trying to write back to me will be a fruitless endeavor. Jut another helpful hit, if you need to look up any of the words that I have used in this response, you can use www.dictionary.com.

Jenny Out!