The Hall of Shame ~ Part III

Happy Hump Day everyone! I hope that you are all braving the heat as best as you can . . . it’s been seriously hot in the Philadelphia area this week. But not as hot as my Inbox! It has been smoking!

I got the email below from a random guy on MySpace – that is neither on my friends list now, nor will he ever be. He is 33 years old, married, and has three children. Wonderful guy, huh? I am thinking of nominating him for a Father of the Year award . . .

Mmmmm mmmm . . . do you know what I spy? The man of my dreams . . . he’s uneducated, underemployed, and cannot type a complete sentence to save his life! As always, I have not altered the message below – except to remove this idiot’s name out of the “From” section.

Because of the horrific composition of the email, I have actually translated the message into English for you below his original. I adore you all so much that I just couldn’t allow you to also develop a twitch in your eye as you fruitlessly endeavored to make out what this fool was saying.

I hope that you enjoy the latest installment in this series. Inasmuch as some of my friends think that I am mean-spirited for writing these, I am seriously loving them!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HALL OF SHAME ~ CONTESTANT THREE
Date: Aug 7, 2007 11:23 AM

hi mami i cant see all of ur picturs but im feeln u bg tme rght now. actle im feeln smethng bg tme rght now n it isnt just ur picturs lol

jst wntd 2 drp u sum mjr luv n let u no that im wntn u n a sres way. holla bac n I cn sho u wht i hav 2 ofr. u wil not be dspntd n mi 9 nchz. dntb a btch no n gnre dis. im sres bot u mami.

muah,
ur lvr


Jenny’s translation for those of you that are unable to make any sense of this message at all:

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HALL OF SHAME ~ CONTESTANT THREE
Date: Aug 7, 2007 11:23AM

Hi girlfriend. I cannot see all of your pictures, but I am feeling you big time right now. Actually, I’m feeling something big time right now and it isn’t just your pictures. LOL

Just wanted to drop you some major love and let you know that I am wanting you in a serious way. Holler back and I can show you what I have to offer. You will not be disappointed in my nine inches. Don’t be a bitch now and ignore this. I am serious about you girlfriend.

Kisses,
Your Lover