The Hall of Shame ~ Part X

From: Delusional Guy
Date: Jan 26, 2008 12:21 PM
im starting to fall for you sweetie and not sure what to do to about it..just thought you should know..take care

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From: Jenny
Date: Jan 26, 2008 3:49 PM
Oh . . . I am not sure what to say about that. I guess that explains why you took me off of your friends list. I don't want to make your life difficult . . . so, if you do not want to keep in touch with me, I will understand. But, on my end, friendship is all I have to offer.

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From: Delusional Guy
Jan 26, 2008 4:58 PM
Thats what I was afraid of I was never really sure of what you wanted from me, had to take a chance and tell you my feelings. I need and want more than just a friend Ive got tons of friends..this is indeed a sad day for me...
Goodbye my Jenny:((

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From Delusional Guy
Feb 1, 2008 7:32 PM
biggest let down in a long time..oh well such is life i guess:((

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From: Jenny
Feb 1, 2008 10:45 PM
I am very sorry that you feel that way . . . I wish that there was something I could say, but I know that there is not. I wish you all of the best . . .

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From Delusional Guy
Feb 2, 2008 1:52 AM
i keep coming across pics of you..brings it all back..so i gotta delete all your pics and comments..this takes time and it hurts :((

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From: Jenny
Feb 1, 2008 9:02 AM
I understand that . . . and agree that it is for the best. I do not ever want to be the cause of pain for you. Good luck with everything . . . I hope that you can find what you are looking for.

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From: Delusional Guy
Feb 2, 2008 9:16 AM
what started out as a friendship has grown stronger everyday, I only wish I had the strength to make it stronger..i could say go fuck yourself,,but i wont.

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From: Jenny
Date: Feb 2, 2008 3:41 PM
Wow . . . that's something new. Anger . . . and completely unwarranted. I think this will end our email communication. Good luck getting over me . . .

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From Delusional Guy
Feb 2, 2008 5:17 PM

ive got no other choice but to get over you..its not like me to lash out in anger so i must insist you refrain from sending me anymore comments or messages unless its something you know i wanna hear..im still going thru alot of old comments and pics and deleting them..just too painful a reminder of what i thought was something special..i keep saying why me??:((

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From: Jenny
Date: Feb 2, 2008 6:14 PM
You are the one that keeps writing to me . . . I am going to block you now . . . because I have NO time for this in my life.
No one did anything deliberately to you, so acting like a victim is not going to accomplish anything, but will prolong your alleged suffering.

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So, I know that I said that I was not going to blast this poor guy
that developed feelings for me. But, I am no longer able to control myself . . . obviously he is no friend of mine.

1) If it causes you so much pain to see pictures of me, stop freaking emailing me on a web site that has a default profile picture! Oh the pain of looking at my picture . . . I feel so badly for you! Get the freak over yourself!

2) Do you honestly think that getting angry at me is going to make the situation better? I did not lead your loser-ass on. I made it more than clear that I wanted to be friends . . . and at least one of my other friends told you the same thing. Clean out your geriatric ears buddy!

3) What don't you understand about the statement 'I am in a relationship.' If I say that, I mean it . . . and if you allow things to develop on your end, it is your malfunction. Do not make it sound like I was unclear in my expectations of you. A faithless partner I am not!

4) Do you think that sending me whiny emails is going to lure me in? What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that whines like a little bitch when something doesn't go his way? Not me . . . oh not me!

5) No man that says they love me, and knows me at all, would ever send me an email that contains the 'f' word. Do I look like trash to you? If I do, you need to get your eyes examined . . . because I would never allow anyone to talk to me like that. You can go F**K yourself . . . because the only piece of ass that you are ever going to get is your own!

The Hall of Shame ~ Part IX

Happy fall everyone! I hope that the change of seasons has been kind to all of you. I am greatly enjoying autumn . . . it is my favorite season, after all! I decided to take a brief sabbatical from my ‘Hall of Shame’ entries . . . but I received this email on Fubar today and I quite simply could not withhold it from my loyal readers!

I swear . . . this is a real email . . . and it is absolutely from the sweetest kid. Unfortunately, when I say ‘kid’, that is what I mean! He’s nineteen years old! Sadly, that age difference is a bit much . . . but I wish him all of the very best.

I did give him a bit of advice. The advice, you ask? To not use every lame pick-up line ever said in one single email . . . it’s just a bit overwhelming! The other bit of advice was to not lead with ‘Holy Shit!’. A woman of class is certainly not going to get reeled in with that one! He he he he . . .

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Subject: *smooch*
Date: October 21, 2007

Holy Shit! How did you survive that fall from Heaven?! Are you okay?! Wow you must be an angel! ...

Well now that you're down here, Do you have a map? I need directions to your heart but I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I am guessing you are either an angel or you are just so beautiful that instead of you exploding on impact on Earth...God spared your life because he didn't want to put all that beauty to waste.

You're so pretty.. It looks like you got way too much beauty sleep. You need to tone it down lol

You need some ugly sleep.. You are way too pretty :P No no no no.. We may have to bring out the big guns.

You are just way too beautiful.... You need some FUGLY sleep for at least 72 hours to balance out the universe.

And uhh... A little advice for use in the future.. Next time you fall from Heaven, just yell "KEVIN!" and I will come and catch you ;) ..Remember that 'Kevin' rhymes with 'Heaven'. ;]

Hell, you might want to consider just climbing down ;) I wouldn't take the escalator though... That thing is broken..But I will have some men up there to fix it soon. lol

The Hall of Shame ~ Part VIII

This email really bothered me . . . and for a whole bunch of different reasons. For once, it wasn’t some revolting piece of crap person emailing me for a bit of dirty talk or in a lame attempt to get me to hook up with them. This time, some undereducated fool decided to call me on the carpet for the text that I have in my ‘Who I’d Like To Meet’ section on my MySpace page.

First of all, I have to clarify that I do not have issues with ex-US people that have MySpace pages. What I have an issue with (generally speaking) are those people trying to use MySpace as a tool to get their foreign asses into the United States. The emails claiming that they ‘love’ me . . . that they think I am the best person on earth . . . and that they can’t wait to meet me are beyond ridiculous. If you send an initial email to someone, claiming to love them, you obviously have a serious screw loose. Most people that know me don’t love me . . . let alone random strangers online.

Second . . . I am a racist? Did this fool even take a second to take a look at my friends list to see that I have people of all races and nationalities represented there? I am not a racist . . . not by stretch of even the most mentally stunted person’s imagination. I can be called so many things . . . but a racist is not one of them. I do not pretend to be the most politically correct person in the world, but I do not believe that one race is inherently better than any other one out there. There are stupid people in every single race . . . I judge based on individual behavior, not on ethnicity. So, if I think you are an ass . . . it is because you are one . . . not because you are Asian, Indian, or Cuban.

Third . . . You want to know what I am hiding because I keep my pictures private? You will never know . . . because only my friends need to see anything other than my default picture. Keeping your pictures open to the public is ridiculous to me . . . it’s like inviting everyone in the free world to examine every aspect of your life, friends, and family. Who would do that? I really do not have anything to hide . . . but because the pictures and the people in them are part of my personal life, I am not required to share them with every jack donkey that can create a MySpace page.

Finally, I would like to conclude by acknowledging that some people may have been unintentionally offended or may have raised an eyebrow upon reading my disclaimer. I will not apologize for offending you . . . because I am not sorry if I did. What gives me the right to filter out potential friends on MySpace? Ummm . . . duh! It’s my world! I rule it and I get to decide! And am I sorry that you didn’t send me an email to solicit my friendship? *sniff* *sniff* Fine by me! You weren’t welcome here anyway! F**K OFF!!!

Side note: This tard needs to learn how to put together a complete sentence. I would have very cheerfully informed him of this fact. But, this individual was a coward and blocked me after sending the email. How very, very brave of him!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jack-Donkey
Date: Sep 13, 2007 12:02 AM
Subject: Your Profile

You are horrible. Stupid people like you should not be able to have myspace. Your disclaimer about not talking to specific type of people is just as ignorant as you are. What give you the right to decide that someone that does not live in the same country as you is not good enough to talk to? Ignorant. You surely are a racist to. Ignorant. You hide your pictures because there must be something horrible disfiguring about you. Sad. Thats all. I don’t want you to be my friend. An add is not being requested in case you didnt figure it out on your own.

The Hall of Shame ~ Part VII

Oh boy . . . have we got a winner for this Hall of Shame entry! This email comes to you via Fubar, which is another web site similar to the MySpace that we all know and love. So, if you are reading this and are on Fubar and want to be my friend there, send me an email and I’ll let you know what my Fubar link is. And before you even ask . . . I do NOT have any NSFW pictures there! He he . . .

There really isn’t much that I need to say about the email that I received from this idiot. Mind you, his name on Fubar is not IDIOT . . . that is my way of removing his identifying information to protect the asinine. I do not know why I bother . . . I guess it is a karma thing.

So . . . no words really necessary here . . . just know that I definitely did not meet up with him for my special birthday ‘celebration’. Eeeewww . . . just . . . . eeewwwwww!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: IDIOT Date: Aug 28, 2007 8:56 PM

Subject: U Horny?

Hello Jenny,

Nice to meet you, I'm IDIOT. I'm a computer programmer originally from India, came to USA like 5 yrs ago. I love here.

I love meet you and see it your birthday today. We should meet up for special birthday celebration. You and me in bed would make great birthday for you and me. I promise you best birthday ever!

By the way, you are beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!!!

I cant wait to come your house and see passion in your beautiful eyes. I take good care you and wear condom. Please write back now.

Waiting-
IDIOT

The Hall of Shame ~ Part VI

This is the sixth installment in my Hall of Shame blog series . . . and I hope that you find this one entertaining. I actually find it more tragic than anything else, but I will leave it to your ever-present powers of discernment to decide for yourself.

So, I get this email from a CRAZED girlfriend of one of the men on my MySpace friends list. This insane woman will go unnamed, because I really cherish my friendship with this guy and would never do anything to hurt him or damage his relationship with his gal pal. Note: If you are reading this and want to know if it was your girl, don’t bother asking . . . because I am NOT going to get involved. I am just sharing the abuse this woman hurled at me with the universe.

Mind you, I do not normally care when someone emails me . . . but when they do it deliberately to try and hurt me, I definitely take exception to that! And, normally, I do not write back . . . but I did in this case. And I took the high road and simply referred this pathetic shell of a woman to a blog that I wrote last year when I was having numerous issues with jealous partners of my friends.

A link to the blog that I wrote is included below, for your reading pleasure. It was great then . . . and is still one of my all-time favorites.

And since I know you are all waiting for it, here is my two cents worth on insecure and weak women.

1) No man worth having should be easily persuaded from leaving your side. If it is a valid concern for you, perhaps a hard look within might be in order. Or a visit to the psychiatrist’s office . . . obviously your medication needs to be adjusted.

2) You are sad . . . so sad . . . if all you have in life is the ability to email a long-time friend of your guy to accuse them of heaven-only knows what type of behavior. Know what I think? I think that if you have nothing better to do at 8:30 am on a weekday that maybe, MAYBE, you need a job.

3) Believe me, honey, I know that I am no raving beauty . . . but at least I have character and intellect that will get me far in life. Your pretty face will only ever get you a cashier’s job at the Sephora counter.

4) I do not have to degrade other women to make myself feel better. I just have to look around at your raging insecurity to know that you aren’t even fit for me to wipe my feet on.

5) This item is for the men out there that stay with these particularly ridiculous women. Look around assholes!!!! I can name you twenty women on their WORST day that would be ten thousand times better for you than these jealous, inferior, and pitiable women on their BEST day. Want a recommendation? Write me . . . I’ll tell you what I think.

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Crazy Bitch!Date: Aug 23, 2007 8:22 AM

Subject: Leave him alone!

Why do women like you do it? Why do you have to try to steal the good men that some of us already have? I know what you are thinking – that I am jealous, but I am not. I just want tramps like you to know that you will not always win. I know that my boyfriend would never leave me for someone like you but why do you even try? Why do you trail around after him like a lost puppy with the hope that he will throw you a scrap?

I think it is sad and pathetic that you have to latch onto the boyfriends of other women in order to feel good about yourself. Don’t think that I didn’t look at your friends list cause I did and I saw a lot of guys that are either in a relationship or married there. Why is that? Cause you can’t get someone on your own? I notice that your pictures are private. Is that because no one in the real world really wants to see you?

All I want is for you to think about what you are doing because you are only hurting yourself. None of these guys wants to be with you, certainly not mine.

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