The Hall Of Shame ~ Part I

Welcome to the Hall of Shame . . . Jenny-style! I am going to feature blogs that contain very revealing information about the mentally impaired people that walk among us - and even worse (gasp!) - want to procreate.

Each week, I am going to regale you with my Hall of Shame winner, who is going to be the man (or to be fair, woman) that has offended my delicate sensibilities for that specific time period - most likely with an oh-so-lame attempt to woo me. The entries may include gross come-ons, pathetic jokes, or just a grammatical nightmare that amused me to no end.

So . . . to kick this off in true style, I give you Loser #1. He is a Rico Suave wanna-be that plagued my friends list for all of a week. His crime, you ask? Sending form emails soliciting female companionship online. And then thinking that none of the women he was “courting” would compare notes. Jack Donkey!

Please continue reading . . . I hope that you get as much enjoyment out of mocking this loser as I have. Note: I did not alter the text, punctuation, or grammar in the message. It’s all him baby!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jack Donkey (His name has been omitted to protect the stupid!)
Date: Jul 11, 2007 8:53 AM


Ok... So I just made myself look like a bit of a dummy because I just wrote you without reading all of what you wrote... I just read the last lines now... I did read the first part about that you are a "Fat chick and if you are not in to that then move on..." Well I am assuming that I am into what I see so far since I am still hear writing you... And I cannot assume that you are easy because you are "Fat"... Because I cannot even assume that you are "Fat"... People have different ideas about what "fat" is... Just as people have different ideas on beauty and what is good on a pizza and what is good music and what is bad... One man's "fat"... is most likely another man's treasure... As far as my being a "pervert"... Again I think it is all a matter of time and comfort of the persons involved... And what it is exactly what someone considers perverted... I do not think that it is perverted to be attracted to someone because they are "Fat" nor do I think it is perverted to be attracted to someone because they are "skinny"... I am a good guy and a gentleman... But at the same time I am a man and I have the same carnal urges and desires... Sometimes I think more... Sometimes I think way more... That we all have... Put it like this... I see you... and for that matter all women... as something to experience... Like a good meal... or a good bottle of wine... Somethings pictures cannot fully appreciate.... The smells... the aromas of the two body chemestries... the tastes... Salty and sweet... The tactile and touch senses of the soft and dry and the soft and wet... the feel of the skin and the flesh like a lightly floured dough... to be kneeded and worked with both a firm and delicate hand... Among other things... ;o) The pulsations and trembles and contractions of both the inner and outer bodies... The anticipation and the gratification of the moments each one different and leading into the next... Like soft slow kisses that turn in to passionate powerful lip-locks that at times would almost appear as thought their very life giving breath depends upon them... The slow entry and long and controled plunge that soon turns to a Pump of a piston in an engine and then back again to slow long and methodical multi-directional thrusts... And all of the rushes of blood and passion and sweat and ferver in between... Well I guess I have gone a little far with my words but I hope you get what I mean and I hope you are not offended... As of course that is the last thing I am looking to do...