Hi y’all! I hope that you are all doing fine on this lovely summer night! Okay . . . I actually hope that you aren’t doing too fine . . . because if you continue to read the latest installment in my Hall of Shame series, you are going to be severely nauseated!
So, this stud of a man (The Big Hottie) was on my friends list for a couple of months and I never really had any dialogue with him . . . so I deleted him when I was giving my friends list the axe last month. I guess getting axed turned him on, because I started getting emails from him. I ignored the first three sexually themed emails but there was just no ignoring this last entry – the entry that has landed him second place in my Hall of Shame.
As with the last blog, I have not corrected the text of his email. He’s not a “perfert” . . . but neither is he at all intelligent!
I have now blocked this scum of the earth . . . but thought I would share my misery with all of you. Happy reading!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: THE BIG HOTTIE
Date: Jul 14, 2007 8:55 AM
heres the deal. i start with ur head and massage all the way down to your feet. im sure it'll make you feel good .very good with my hands and ... well i wont go there but ill let your imagination take over from here lol
i wanna get vivid especially with a hottie like yourself. i like a woman thats not afraid to tell a man what she likes . im choosing my word carefully cause i dont want you thinkin im some kind of perfert . im a freak but not a perfert... lol i just enjoy makin a woman feel good and if a woman enjoys for a man to taste all day well thats what i do lol . i just look at you and cant help but get excited if u know what i mean. i see u have a very nice top end on you maybe u can share a few details when u can, shiddd maybe one day we can share a few photos that are not on display here, do u have some of those ? hmmm im hard jus thinking bout that and im sure i would look good to you in person as well.
i would love to find a time to conquer each other. hottie u have a sexy look about yourself and im sure if ever givin the chance i would show you how wild and erotic things could get. i wanted to write what i was thinkin in my mind but held back , maybe i shouldnt hold back my thoughts of u but i guess one we will be talkin about it right? i can get freaky at times lol
i use yahoo so hit me, kiss, please me, tease me, freak me . lol so i can do the same lol... well halla back at me when u can sexy
Monday, August 11, 2008
Sunday, August 10, 2008
The Hall Of Shame ~ Part I
Welcome to the Hall of Shame . . . Jenny-style! I am going to feature blogs that contain very revealing information about the mentally impaired people that walk among us - and even worse (gasp!) - want to procreate.
Each week, I am going to regale you with my Hall of Shame winner, who is going to be the man (or to be fair, woman) that has offended my delicate sensibilities for that specific time period - most likely with an oh-so-lame attempt to woo me. The entries may include gross come-ons, pathetic jokes, or just a grammatical nightmare that amused me to no end.
So . . . to kick this off in true style, I give you Loser #1. He is a Rico Suave wanna-be that plagued my friends list for all of a week. His crime, you ask? Sending form emails soliciting female companionship online. And then thinking that none of the women he was “courting” would compare notes. Jack Donkey!
Please continue reading . . . I hope that you get as much enjoyment out of mocking this loser as I have. Note: I did not alter the text, punctuation, or grammar in the message. It’s all him baby!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jack Donkey (His name has been omitted to protect the stupid!)
Date: Jul 11, 2007 8:53 AM
Ok... So I just made myself look like a bit of a dummy because I just wrote you without reading all of what you wrote... I just read the last lines now... I did read the first part about that you are a "Fat chick and if you are not in to that then move on..." Well I am assuming that I am into what I see so far since I am still hear writing you... And I cannot assume that you are easy because you are "Fat"... Because I cannot even assume that you are "Fat"... People have different ideas about what "fat" is... Just as people have different ideas on beauty and what is good on a pizza and what is good music and what is bad... One man's "fat"... is most likely another man's treasure... As far as my being a "pervert"... Again I think it is all a matter of time and comfort of the persons involved... And what it is exactly what someone considers perverted... I do not think that it is perverted to be attracted to someone because they are "Fat" nor do I think it is perverted to be attracted to someone because they are "skinny"... I am a good guy and a gentleman... But at the same time I am a man and I have the same carnal urges and desires... Sometimes I think more... Sometimes I think way more... That we all have... Put it like this... I see you... and for that matter all women... as something to experience... Like a good meal... or a good bottle of wine... Somethings pictures cannot fully appreciate.... The smells... the aromas of the two body chemestries... the tastes... Salty and sweet... The tactile and touch senses of the soft and dry and the soft and wet... the feel of the skin and the flesh like a lightly floured dough... to be kneeded and worked with both a firm and delicate hand... Among other things... ;o) The pulsations and trembles and contractions of both the inner and outer bodies... The anticipation and the gratification of the moments each one different and leading into the next... Like soft slow kisses that turn in to passionate powerful lip-locks that at times would almost appear as thought their very life giving breath depends upon them... The slow entry and long and controled plunge that soon turns to a Pump of a piston in an engine and then back again to slow long and methodical multi-directional thrusts... And all of the rushes of blood and passion and sweat and ferver in between... Well I guess I have gone a little far with my words but I hope you get what I mean and I hope you are not offended... As of course that is the last thing I am looking to do...
Each week, I am going to regale you with my Hall of Shame winner, who is going to be the man (or to be fair, woman) that has offended my delicate sensibilities for that specific time period - most likely with an oh-so-lame attempt to woo me. The entries may include gross come-ons, pathetic jokes, or just a grammatical nightmare that amused me to no end.
So . . . to kick this off in true style, I give you Loser #1. He is a Rico Suave wanna-be that plagued my friends list for all of a week. His crime, you ask? Sending form emails soliciting female companionship online. And then thinking that none of the women he was “courting” would compare notes. Jack Donkey!
Please continue reading . . . I hope that you get as much enjoyment out of mocking this loser as I have. Note: I did not alter the text, punctuation, or grammar in the message. It’s all him baby!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jack Donkey (His name has been omitted to protect the stupid!)
Date: Jul 11, 2007 8:53 AM
Ok... So I just made myself look like a bit of a dummy because I just wrote you without reading all of what you wrote... I just read the last lines now... I did read the first part about that you are a "Fat chick and if you are not in to that then move on..." Well I am assuming that I am into what I see so far since I am still hear writing you... And I cannot assume that you are easy because you are "Fat"... Because I cannot even assume that you are "Fat"... People have different ideas about what "fat" is... Just as people have different ideas on beauty and what is good on a pizza and what is good music and what is bad... One man's "fat"... is most likely another man's treasure... As far as my being a "pervert"... Again I think it is all a matter of time and comfort of the persons involved... And what it is exactly what someone considers perverted... I do not think that it is perverted to be attracted to someone because they are "Fat" nor do I think it is perverted to be attracted to someone because they are "skinny"... I am a good guy and a gentleman... But at the same time I am a man and I have the same carnal urges and desires... Sometimes I think more... Sometimes I think way more... That we all have... Put it like this... I see you... and for that matter all women... as something to experience... Like a good meal... or a good bottle of wine... Somethings pictures cannot fully appreciate.... The smells... the aromas of the two body chemestries... the tastes... Salty and sweet... The tactile and touch senses of the soft and dry and the soft and wet... the feel of the skin and the flesh like a lightly floured dough... to be kneeded and worked with both a firm and delicate hand... Among other things... ;o) The pulsations and trembles and contractions of both the inner and outer bodies... The anticipation and the gratification of the moments each one different and leading into the next... Like soft slow kisses that turn in to passionate powerful lip-locks that at times would almost appear as thought their very life giving breath depends upon them... The slow entry and long and controled plunge that soon turns to a Pump of a piston in an engine and then back again to slow long and methodical multi-directional thrusts... And all of the rushes of blood and passion and sweat and ferver in between... Well I guess I have gone a little far with my words but I hope you get what I mean and I hope you are not offended... As of course that is the last thing I am looking to do...
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